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Muniz the Politician? Bieber the Poser

Posted by BRADY in celebrity gossip

June 20th, 2011, 04:35 PM

The face of our nation’s political future…

Oh Frankie Muniz, every time I think the world has forgotten all about you some new weird story pops up about you. After Malcolm in the Middle ended in 2006 Frankie has been pretty much missing from the acting world, but he’s still managed to step back into the public eye a few times thanks to Twitter and the tabloids. Last we heard from Frankie was when he supposedly attacked his girlfriend violently right after Valentines Day. Before that it was him getting very annoyed that (the infinitely more successful) Shia LaBeouf continues to bash him in interviews because of a bad experience when they were both child actors. It was then that I started to like Shia LaBeouf a bit, just because of how terrible I find Frankie Muniz to be. But now Frankie is threatening to fully re-enter the public eye in a new and terrifying way, tweeting: “I’m going to be a politician. I’m running for public office. I will be announcing soon.”

Like politics couldn’t get any sillier! Frankie has yet to announce any official details about what poor district or state is going to have to pup up with commercials of his smug face, but he already seems woefully overconfident by declaring he is going to be a politician. Slow your roll there Frankie, you have to win an election soon. You better hope another early 2000’s sitcom star doesn’t decide to run against you. What are the kids from The Bernie Mac Show up to?

Now in news about a teenager that holds more power and sway over the world than any politician, Justin Bieber was back in his home country of Canada to collect some awards at the 2011 MuchMusic Video Awards. Based on the amount of popular Canadian musical artists I assume Bieber and Celine Dion won every award, even though Neil Young should have won every single one. But on the red carpet Bieber tried desperately to be hip by wearing something you might see on the racks at Hot Topic: a retro t-shirt with an image of Kelly Kapowski (aka Tiffani Thiessen) from Saved By the Bell. I’m already not a fan of the whole “look at how quirky I totally remember a show we all watched as kids” nostalgia chic that seems to be ever-growing, but this one is even worse. Saved By the Bell went off the air before Justin Bieber was even born! Nice try with your attempt at some sort of hipster cred, Bieber, but that’s phony! If you want to get in on this style wear something that is actually from your childhood. Like a Vampire Diaries t-shirt. Ah the memories!

Dustin Diamond’s Saved By the Bell Tell-All, in Short

Posted by KAT in Saved By the Bell, Saved By the Bell: The College Years

January 27th, 2010, 12:58 PM

Saved By the Bell: Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Zack Morris, Dustin Diamond as Screech Powers, Mario Lopez as A.C. SlaterBy now, we all know Dustin Diamond wrote a tell-all book about his years on Saved By the Bell called Behind the Bell that simultaneously grossed us out and made us sad.  Not that anyone actually read it.

Except for this 11 Points contributor!  You should really check out the long, long list of highlights (eleven, in fact!) they’ve put together, but in the meantime, let me condense them for you in a mostly SFW fashion so you can see if it’s worth your time:

1) Dustin has had sex with over 2,000 women and is well-endowed.  Dustin is no Screech Powers.
2) Mario Lopez (a.k.a. A.C. Slater) raped a girl, and NBC paid her to keep quiet.
3) Tiffani Thiessen (Kelly Kapowski) was dating Eddie Garcia, the actor who played Johnny Dakota in the anti-drug episode, while having relations with both Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zack Morris) and Mario Lopez at the same time.
4) The entire cast was smoking weed during the said anti-drug episode (”Theres no hope with dope!”).
5) Elizabeth Berkley (Jessie Spano) also had relations with both Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez.
6) Lark Voorhies (Lisa Turtle) also had relations with both Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez.
7) Martin Lawrence was abusive to Lark Voorhies when they were engaged (Whoa! Never knew they were together).
8 ) Dustin had sex with Linda Mancuso, NBC’s VP of children’s programming.
9) Mark-Paul Gosselaar confessed to the cast that he had used steroids before Saved By the Bell: The College Years.
10) Ed Alonzo (a.k.a. Max, owner of The Max) used to practice magic tricks with a young Neil Patrick Harris and also get sexy with him.
11) Executive Producer Peter Engel (you’ve seen the name!) used to have threesomes with Tiffani Thiessen and Mark-Paul Gosselaar in his office.

That’s all he wrote.  Only Mr. Belding remains unscathed!

Okay, so not to be a total Pollyanna, but I’m assuming just about all this is made up.  For one, these lies aren’t even creative.  They basically amount to: everyone had sex with each other.  And even if it DID happen, who cares?  Dustin Diamond is quite simply continuing to reveal himself as the insecure, bitter has-been that we already knew he was.

So the question remains: should we read this?  Nah.

[Source: 11 Points via ONTD]

Screech Powers Bums Out Kelly Kapowski

Posted by KAT in Saved By the Bell

October 22nd, 2009, 10:36 AM

So you know how Dustin Diamond bums us all out?  Guess what!  He has the same affect on former Saved By the Bell castmate Tiffani Thiessen!

Saved By the Bell: Kelly KapowskiSaved By the Bell: Screech Powers

Here’s what Kelly Kapowski had to say about Screech Powers in a recent interview with TV Guide:

“I feel so sad for him. I dont think he’s had the right direction. We’re all working and he’s not. I think people can see that, and that’s what’s sad about it.”

Aw.  She’s totally right.  Dustin Diamond isn’t as marketable as the other cast members (read: unattractive), so he’s clearly having a tough time finding jobs.  In fact, has he ever played a character other than Screech or himself?

My advice to Dustin: quit acting/being a douche and become a real-life nerd already!  Child actresses Mayim Bialik and Danica McKeller, for example, both dropped acting for some time to become crazy smart.  If you’re gonna look helluv dorky, you might as well be helluv smart, too.

Though it may be too late for Dustin Diamond.  This dude’s dumb as bricks.

[Source: Perez]

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