September 29th, 2011, 04:56 PM
Taking career advice from…Kristin Cavallari?!
That’s right, suckas: Andre Leon Talley threw up some deuces to Tyra Banks and has sashayed his way away from judging America’s Next Top Model. This All-Stars cycle is his last gig with ANTM, as The Hills/The City’s (and Kell On Earth) star Kelly Cutrone prepares to fill that coveted spot next cycle (18! Can you even begin to believe it?!). Apparently it was mutual–”all good in the neighborhood,” as Andre put it. Maybe he’s leaving to be the new spokesman for Applebee’s? Or maybe he thinks this whole “All-Stars” business is horse hockey, and he wouldn’t be alone! Isis King, bounced from the house last night, wasn’t afraid to state her feelings on the matter, saying: “We knew that it was still a competition and we would be modeling, but we were told it was focused more on branding and your individual area of expertise since a lot of us have branched off into different fields. Really disappointing, especially because before any kind of acting or hosting came about, I was already gone.”
Already gone, because Isis got the boot last night! I think Tyra and them missed a real opportunity with her, especially if the whole idea behind the show is demonstrating how to build a brand. Isis has an incredibly obvious appeal, an incredibly obvious audience, and is incredibly obviously memorable! Me? I would’ve dumped Alexandria. People just don’t like her, she is not likeable, and she should probably just go on The Real World so she can get on The Challenge or The Duel or whatever and beat up CT and Abram. You know she would.
Blood lovin’ Allison won the challenge and got top photo for the week, partially for her booty tooch execution (ask Tyra–she’ll show you how it’s done!). Perhaps Tookie de la Creme is based on Allison? Or maybe Allison ghost wrote Modelland! Dance Intoxibellas, dance!
Internet, I tire of All-Stars. Kristin Cavallari must have been aware of the irony of her appearance–being asked about remaining relevant without being relegated to reality television while she is on Dancing With The Stars! Ladies, come on! You’re asking a reality show veteran, on your reality show, who is currently on a reality show, how to get away from reality shows! Excuse me: my head is exploding. Just give Allison the job or whatever, and let’s get back to the regular hayseeds, hoochies, and horrors. Srsly, Tyra: keep up the high fashion whatever, drop the old skoolers, and get some fresh meat up in here!