June 22nd, 2009, 10:50 AM
Another great episode of Daisy of Love! Things just keep getting better and better…
Last night, Daisy had the guys head to the kitchen and cook her up an assigned dish, with the help of a few culinary experts. The assignments:
Chef Flex: Chicken Cordon Bleu
Chef 12 Pack / Dave: Red Velvet Cake
Chef Sinister: Lasagna
Chef Chi Chi: French Onion Soup
Chef Big Rig: Zucchini Quiche (or “Some Zucchini @*$%,” as he referred to it)
The fellas follow their recipes and cooking goes well. Everyone sat down with Daisy and Riki to chow down and - snooze cruise! - the dishes are voted equally good. Instead of choosing a clear winner, Daisy wanted to go around the table and have each gent name the competitor (aside from themselves) who was most and least compatible for her.
Chi Chi started out, naming (surprise, surprise!) his little buddy Sinister as Daisy’s best pick, and Big Rig the worst. Then it’s on to Sinister, who agrees with Big Rig as least compatible, but chooses Flex as best rather than BFF Chi Chi. This causes Chi Chi to basically lose his shizz and run off to the bathroom crying. Finally, he’s coaxed back out, and sits back down at the table, where the rest of guys unanimously vote him least compatible and Flex most compatible, basically on account of he’s a huge wuss. The vote earns winner Flex a solo date with Daisy, and losers Chi Chi and Big Rig a pity date as well.
Then everyone goes out to hang outdoors by the fire and Daisy starts canoodling with 12 Pack / Dave, which sets Sinister off for the rest of the ep, on account of he never gets pulled off to make out. Sorry you’re ugly, dude.
He later apologizes and gets a sympathy smooch. Wah wah wah.
The next day, Daisy takes Flex on a solo date, in which they receive an archery lesson from a jolly old man. “I’m a professional bow and arrow person!” quoths Daisy. The date goes well, Flex opens up, yada yada yada, he’s still my personal #1 pick out of all these chumps.
Then it’s on to the loser date. Daisy, Big Rig, and Chi Chi sit down for some lunch, where Daisy addresses Chi Chi’s neediness. Chi Chi responds that he’s just easy-going, and if they were together at a bar and another guy were to buy her a drink, he’d be okay with it on account of it’s good for her self-esteem. Weird, right? Big Rig agrees; he lets us viewers at home know that if someone was to buy his girl a drink, they’d better make it two and s his Big Rig d while they’re at it. Grody!
Then Daisy brings up Big Rig’s violent streak, which he says he has totally under control. No one seems all that sure.
Elimination time! Riki advises Daisy to dump either Chi Chi or Sinister, on account of you can’t date BFFs and expect to get close to both of ‘em. Predictably, Daisy doesn’t follow Riki’s expert advise, and decides to give Big Rig the boot since she’s not really feelin’ it.
Big Rig - aka Jeremiah - leaves the room and starts bursts into tears, collapsing on the floor. “I got f-in’ tears comin’ out of my f-in’ head. That’s real s-t,” he says. So intense!
Well, we’re down to just four guys, folks! Let’s get Chi Chi out of here already, he’s starting to bum me out too much.