Posts Tagged ‘Russel Brand’

Brand New Sheen

Posted by BRADY in Square Eyes

June 28th, 2012, 02:04 PM

Proving that comebacks come quicker and quicker in Hollywood these days, just a little over a year after his insane public meltdown was winding down (Remember Tiger Blood? Goddesses? Ustream rants? So 2011) Charlie Sheen is coming back in a big way. He has a new show premiering on FX called Anger Management, airing as part of the most eclectic comedy block I have ever seen on television: the aforementioned Anger Management; FX’s critical darling, not to mention extremely hilarious and amazing, Louie; the bizarre man-in-a-dog suit show Wilfred; and Russel Brand’s new talk show Brand X. That’s some variety in comedic voices right there… one of them very annoying (sorry Russel, you’re funny, but even you must admit that voice is grating).

Anyway, back to Anger Management. They’ve been hyping it for months, and so far I can tell its a show about… well, Charlie Sheen is in it. That’s all I know. What was originally pitched as a TV adaption of the Adam Sandler/Jack Nicholson movie of the same name, the casting of Charlie Sheen has apparently completely re-written the show to be something he can sink his teeth into. The ads, which have focused entirely on Sheen’s comeback from his meltdown, featuring footage of trainwrecks and a smoldering Sheen, make it seem like a reality show about Charlie Sheen rather than, you know, an actual sitcom where he plays a character. Somehow I don’t expect him to be stretching his acting muscles too far, surely playing a “Charlie Sheen type.”

The most insane part about this sitcom? A deal was apparently struck as part of Sheen’s contract that if the first 10 episode season hits a certain ratings benchmark every week, FX is contractually obligated to renew it for 90 more episodes. 90 episodes!! That is insanity! No wonder Sheen has been saying this show will be his swan song. If this first season does well he’s employed for a decade. Not bad for a guy fired from the number one sitcom in the world.

The Week in Celeb WTF

Posted by BRADY in celebrity gossip

September 9th, 2011, 02:33 PM

Ali Lohan and the reptilian in a human suit sent down to replace her

Man, the lives of celebrities must be bizarre. But until every single one gets a reality show let us take a quick glimpse into what kind of odd shenanigans they found themselves in this week…

-As evidenced in the picture above, Ali Lohan apparently went into her plastic surgeon’s office and demanded he make her look like a wax museum statue of Russel Brand left out in the sun. While Lindsay Lohan spent the last year out and about getting arrested, going to rehab and falling out of her bikini at the beach (I think court hearings and wardrobe malfunctions are her full time career now), her 17 year old sister looks like she spent that time under the knife (a dull one?). ALLEGEDLY that is! Her representatives claim she had no such surgery and the changes are from her natural aging process. Unless she has a rapid aging disorder turning her into an actual skeleton I smell something fishy…

-Mel Gibson is planning on directing and possibly starring in a film about Maccabee, the legendary Jewish hero who plays into the story of Hanukkah. Something tells me this is one last shameless ploy to get Hollywood to forgive him for his anti-semitic ways. What’s next, Michael Vick opening a dog shelter?

-While out for a leisurely jog, Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car driven by an 84 year old, sending her to the hospital for treatment. Although the police simply issues her a license reevaluation order because of her age, I think she was most likely an elderly Twi-harder furious over seeing her beloved R Patts doing the nasty with Reese in Water For Elephants. Reese isn’t pressing charges, clearly a waste of all the courtroom training she did in Legally Blonde.

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