Posts Tagged ‘rumors that make me retch’

Jon & Kate Marital Woes Continue…

Posted by KAT in Jon & Kate Plus 8

May 13th, 2009, 11:03 AM

Jon & Kate Plus 8: Kate Gosselin People Cover StoryOh gosh!  If you’ve been following the Jon & Kate Plus 8 dramz, you know shizz has been blowing UP for the Gosselins.

After weeks of Jon-plus-mistress rumors, Kate Gosselin herself was accused of having an affair with the family’s bodyguard, Steve Neild - which she vehemently denied.  Now, People Magazine’s got an exclusive interview with Kate where admits that, well, shit’s been blowing UP.

From the horse’s mouth:

“I don’t know that we’re in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing. I’ve been struggling with the question of ‘Who is this person?’ for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her [Deanna Hummel, the gal accused of having an affair with Jon's] name. It’s one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there’s blaring, red flashing lights.”

Pretty bummer, right?  Divorce is mere footsteps away, methinks.

Poor little 8 babies!  8 Minus Jon & Kate!

Jon and Kate Plus 8…and Date?

Posted by KAT in Jon & Kate Plus 8

April 29th, 2009, 05:05 PM

US Weekly: Jon & Kate Plus 8 Cover Story: Caught With Other WomanEek!  Us Weekly has got the scoop!

The magazine’s got photos of Jon Gosselin from Jon & Kate Plus 8 leaving a club at 2 a.m. with a mystery woman… SANS WEDDING RING!

He was overheard yelling, “Hey, babe! Babe! Give me my jacket!” and “Get in the car!” before climbing into his Nissan Nismo and speeding off with his unnamed ladyfriend in tow.

Here’s what Jonny has to say about it:

“I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car.  Yes, I have female friends — but that is all she is.  I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”

Hmm, not sure who to believe.  This isn’t the first time Jon’s been accused of wrongdoings, after all.  As you’ll recall, he was accused of engaging in some extramarital canoodling just about a month ago, too.  He denied the allegations at the time, too.

Yowza!  Will it be Jon & Kate Plus 8 Minus 1 in the near future?

Or perhaps a post-divorce spin-off: Jon Plus Date.  LOLZ!

Hmph.  I don’t know about y’all, but in my honest opinion, if you’ve got eight babies and a TV show, you shouldn’t be out clubbing until 2 a.m, cheating or no cheating.

Are you kidding me, Jon Minus Kate & 8?!  Get ready for eight serious therapy bills to pay in about five years or so, your kids are gonna have some ridonkulous daddy issues.

Jon & Kate Plus 8 is Enough?

Posted by ERIN in Jon & Kate Plus 8

March 24th, 2009, 03:46 PM

For folk’ll who love reality shows about families with a litter of children and at least 2 freakish sets of multiples, Jon & Kate Plus 8 has been the pioneer. But thar be winds a’blowin with rumors of marital probs between Jon & Kate Gosselin along with unfortch allegations that Jonny Boy’d recently been oot and aboot drinking and cheating on Kate.

Jon Gosselin drunk bar photo

What I take away from this pic is that Jon’s looked trimmer and has some serious Asian glow going on, but it’s hardly evidence of cheating. Get real! For the last week, TLC’s been teasing that last night’s finale of Jon & Kate Plus 8’s fourth season would address divorce rumors.

LIARS!

Jon just explained that he’d been staying with his mom while she nursed a broken foot for a week. No mentions of the bar nights, but he looked miserable and admitted that he was struggling with being recognized/scrutinized as a demi-celeb.  Maybe that translates to “I wish I could leave my harpy wife, 8 kids and 2 dogs at home to drunken dirty dance with girls and get away with it,” but take from it what you will.

There real tension came at the end - with Jon seriously considering ending Jon & Kate Plus 8, and Kate being ultra gung ho about continuing to film and milk the show for the exposure, free perks & trips, and moola. Not like that’s a bad thing, but take from it what you will.

I want the Gosselins to survive, but whether or not Season 5 will become a reality (show) is up in the air. Your oases for the possible drought of overly fertile families? TLC’s latest series: Table for 12, 18 Kids and Counting… oh, and OctoMom (TLC has nothing to do with that last trainwreck).

Ridiculous.

Dancing With The Steves!

Posted by KAT in Dancing With The Stars, Jackass

December 11th, 2008, 06:24 PM

Whoa!  What the?

Rumors have been swirling about the next cast of Dancing With The Stars.  We’ve heard about two new potential contestants today alone!

First, we’ve got Stevie Wonder.  Stevie Wonder!  Perez reports that he’s in talks to join the show for season 8 next March.  Could be interesting, no?  Dude’s blind, remember?

Steve-OSecond, we’ve got Steve-O from Jackass.  Steve-O!  Now if that’s not a headscratcher, I don’t know what is.  TMZ reports that this jerk has verbally agreed to appear - though nothing official yet.  Wtf, right?  I just hope he doesn’t stick his partner’s foot in any of his orifices or anything.

GROSSED OUT, KAT!

Sorry, guys!

Only time will tell who our next tiny dancers will be.  Between you and me, I’m hoping we get some more former boy banders.  Donnie Wahlberg, sup?

Cast of Full House Plan a Remake? How Rude!

Posted by ERIN in Full House

December 5th, 2008, 02:19 PM

I lurved Full House when it was part of ABC’s TGIF line-up. The hijinks those Tanners got into each week! Psycho-clean Danny Tanner (Bob Saget) is one of my favorite TV dads, Uncle Joey (Dave Coulier) talked like Popeye or a woodchuck and Uncle Jesse (John Stamos) was always pretending he was Elvis. Comedy gold!

So why am I so disturbed to hear this recent gab from Candace “Donna Joe ‘DJ’ Tanner” Cameron Bure?

“John [Stamos] has been working on a semi-remake of ‘Full House.’ I know it would involve me and Jodie Sweetin. We would revive our characters, but today as young women.”

Cast of Full HouseNO! That doesn’t sound remotely appealing to me. First of all, the actresses who once played Tanner daughters DJ (Cameron Bure), Stephanie (Sweetin) and Michelle (Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are no longer sweet “young women.” They’re now better known as Jesus freaks, over-siliconed meth addicts and boring waifs with eating disorders, respectively.

I ain’t want none of that.

Hollywood, stop the madness and leave the Tanners where they belong - to R.I. some P. in the graveyard of cornball sitcoms gone by.

And no funny ideas about bringing Family Matters or Step By Step back either. Let’s remember those lovable kids as they were, and not for being old arse bummers.

Need proof? Check this ABC TGIF fan MUST-SEE: Kids of TGIF: Where are they now?

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