August 5th, 2010, 03:41 PM
Snore, snore, snore some more
How are we feeling about the So You Think You Can Dance Top 4, America? AdeChike Torbert, Lauren Froderman, Kent Boyd, and Robert Roldan took the stage doing a Tyce Diorio Guys and Dolls-ian number. The top four danced a bunch, and the judges (along with Tyce as a fourth, nonsensical, judge) said basically the same stuff they’ve said every week. The season needs to end and we need to forget it ever happened. Next!
Project Runway and it’s seventy billion designers premiered last week. Yeah, seventy billion is a bit of an exaggeration, but seriously—can you remember any of them? I remember (Carlos) Casanova, Christopher (only because he’s from San Francisco), Ivy (she made pants out of pants!), smarmy disgusting Jason (obsessed with his sexuality—relax, dude, damn), and McKell (the dreadlocked Utahan who was executed—I mean, Auf’ed). I know there were more, including maybe an Asian guy? And some women? But really, they all blend together into 90 minutes of semi-boredom. I would be more interested in seeing a bit more of the audition videos, and less of the designers arriving in New York (the ferry? Seriously, producers?). The most exciting moment? Finding out Casanova’s pants, to be ripped apart and reused for the challenge, were Dolce & Gabbana and cost over $1000. Sacre bleu! Poor little (Carlos). And watching Nina Garcia translate en español for the poor man was kind of boss, too. I hope Jason goes home next week, or they change models, or something, because that poor girl is going to end up traumatized when she learns how he was salivating over her boobs. Keep it in your pants, man!
Pretty Little Liars is the only thing keeping me going, people. It might land on the bananas side of the spectrum, but even in its most ridiculous moments, it’s better than just about anything else on television right now (and don’t get me started on how The Gates has gone downhill). The intrigue! The drama! The plot twists! It’s seriously crackers, but quite entertaining. Check out this clip from an upcoming episode and tell me it’s not awesome:
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