Tawk Tawk Tawk (It’s Cheap)!
Posted by BRADY in The Hills, celebrity gossipMay 18th, 2010, 03:04 PM
Fergie is a Pea, not a Duchess
The past couple days have been all new television, all the time. Nothing wrong with that, of course, but I always have grand plans before the new season that always, without fail, fall though. I forget when things are on, networks change schedules, and I watch my usual shows because I know when they’re on and that I like them. So no more talk about next season’s television for now—let’s focus on this season and celebrities!
Black Eyed Peas frontwoman Fergie Fergalicious shows up on this week’s episode of The City. Snore. Whatevs.
Charlie Sheen is returning to Two and a Half Men—he was just holding out for more cash. Big sigh of relief, right?! Speaking of which…how long can that kid be considered half a man?
Megan Fox might be considered attractive, but she’s a big ol’ freakin’ weirdo who knows how to make people uncomfortable. She’s so needy.
Lindsay Lohan has a new femme flame: model/photographer Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri, star of Bravo’s upcoming reality series Double Exposure (a “docu-series” about Indrani and her partner (and former lover) Markus Klinko; together they form a photography duo and will give viewers a “taste of the world of high fashion and celebrity photography.”). Indrani has never had a relationship with a woman before, but finds Lindsay “’fascinating,
gorgeous, and extremely smart, as well as super-hot.’” She must be thinking of the Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls. I blame Samantha Ronson for all of this.
And finally: tonight on The Hills, Kristin Cavallari confronts Heidi Montag about crazyass Spencer Pratt being a crazyass! It probably will not be as awesome as it sounds, but (sigh), I’ll watch anyway.
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