Posts Tagged ‘Megan Fox’

Tawk Tawk Tawk (It’s Cheap)!

Posted by BRADY in The Hills, celebrity gossip

May 18th, 2010, 03:04 PM

Fergie is a Pea, not a Duchess

The past couple days have been all new television, all the time.  Nothing wrong with that, of course, but I always have grand plans before the new season that always, without fail, fall though.  I forget when things are on, networks change schedules, and I watch my usual shows because I know when they’re on and that I like them.  So no more talk about next season’s television for now—let’s focus on this season and celebrities!

Black Eyed Peas frontwoman Fergie Fergalicious shows up on this week’s episode of The City.  Snore.  Whatevs.

Charlie Sheen is returning to Two and a Half Men—he was just holding out for more cash.  Big sigh of relief, right?!  Speaking of which…how long can that kid be considered half a man?

Megan Fox might be considered attractive, but she’s a big ol’ freakin’ weirdo who knows how to make people uncomfortable.  She’s so needy.

Lindsay Lohan has a new femme flame: model/photographer Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri, star of Bravo’s upcoming reality series Double Exposure (a “docu-series” about Indrani and her partner (and former lover) Markus Klinko; together they form a photography duo and will give viewers a “taste of the world of high fashion and celebrity photography.”).  Indrani has never had a relationship with a woman before, but finds Lindsay “’fascinating, gorgeous, and extremely smart, as well as super-hot.’”  She must be thinking of the Lindsay Lohan circa Mean Girls.  I blame Samantha Ronson for all of this.

And finally: tonight on The Hills, Kristin Cavallari confronts Heidi Montag about crazyass Spencer Pratt being a crazyass!  It probably will not be as awesome as it sounds, but (sigh), I’ll watch anyway.

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Saturday Night Live’s Jenny Slate Swears In

Posted by KAT in Saturday Night Live

September 28th, 2009, 04:18 PM

I’m sure you’ve all seen this in one place or another today!

New Saturday Night Live cast member Jenny Slate dropped an F-bomb on this weekend’s season premiere (hosted by Megan Fox, with musical guest U2).  Here’s the clip, somewhat NSFW:

Oopsies!  I’m on live television!  I love her puffed-out I-made-a-mistake cheeks.

But don’t worry, everybody, big man in charge at SNL Lorne Michaels ain’t mad at her.  Here’s what he had to say:

“It was literally her first time on the show. There was nothing dirty, just a slip of the tongue. It was ‘frickin’, frickin’, frickin’ ‘ and then boom! The pain that Jenny is going through is, I’m sure, considerably worse than that experienced by anybody who saw it.”

Heh.  Kinda being a drama queen there, Lorne, but I’ll take it.

I’m seeing this as more of a fun viral video moment of the week than an actual big deal.  Hopefully Slate sees it the same way.  Poor girl!

[Source: TV Squad]

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