August 4th, 2011, 02:01 PM
I prepared a whole diatribe on Kim Kardashian’s Royal Wedding-esque wedding cake (3 weeks, people, until she’s Kim Kardashian Humphries!), but all that flew out the window when I saw this picture:
That, ladies and germs, is Hugh Hefner, planking on his dining room table. No, he is not dead. Yes, he is doing it wrong. Nevertheless–planking. I think, if the whole owling trend didn’t already signal the end, that planking has officially jumped the shark. He does look dead, though, doesn’t he? Kind of like he’s sleeping. Playboy is probably planning for Hugh’s demise–the man is over 80 years old, after all, so maybe it shouldn’t be surprising he’s stretched out on the table like he’s being measured for a coffin.
Smize! Smize! The official America’s Next Top Model: All Stars cast list was released today, and it’s exactly what the spoilers said it would be: Shannon Stewart (Cycle 1), Camille McDonald (Cycle 2), Brittany Brower (Cycle 4), Lisa D’Amato (Cycle 5), Bre Scullark (Cycle 5), Bianca Golden (Cycle 9), Dominique Reighard (Cycle 10), Isis King (Cycle 11), Sheena Sakai (Cycle 11), Allison Harvard (Cycle 12), Laura Kirkpatrick (Cycle 13), Angelea Preston (Cycle 14), Kayla Ferrel (Cycle 15) and Alexandria Everett (Cycle 16). Guest judges were also announced, and will include Tyson Beckford, Nicki Minaj, Kathy Griffin, Kristin Cavallari and LaToya Jackson. Dang, Tyra–that’s a lot of strange eggs for one basket!
Set your TiVo, your DVR, your whatever: Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event will air in 2 two hour (!!) installments–four hours of bridezilla Kim and her crazy hijinks–on October 9th at 8pm and October 10th at 9pm. I predict shenanigans will ensure. And that Kris and Kim will be annulled or divorced before the special airs. Unless one of them leaves the other at the altar, a la Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner! Thursday gossip comes full circle!