It’s been a few days, hasn’t it?

Let’s talk about Jersey Shore again!

I just finished reading an interview with the lovable Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in OK! Magazine and let me tell you, it was an absolute delight.  I suggest you go and read the whole thing, but in the meantime, here’s a choice bit for your consumption:

What’s next for Snooki?
I want a dating show — Snookin’ For Love. I want to find my prince. I’d have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That’d be heaven. Every time I’d pick a guy, I’d give them a pickle and we’d eat the pickles at the end.

Now THAT is an idea!  I gotta hand it to Snooki, she’d make a really great TV exec.  She gives the people what they want, you know?

Will Snooki be the next Daisy of Love?  I’ve admitted before that Daisy was my favorite reality dating show of all time, but I’m open to others.  I hope Snooki’s up for that challenge.

Oh, sheesh.  It looks like Megan Hauserman will be getting her day in the sun after all.

Following news that leading Megan Wants a Millionaire contestant Ryan Jenkins was accused of murdering his wife and then subsequently committing suicide, the Hauserman VH1 reality dating series was canceled.

Now, seems like the network and aspiring trophy wife are working out another deal.

RadarOnline.com has the scoop:

“VH1 is giving Megan her own reality show,” a source confirms. When the show was abruptly canceled “they promised Megan her own show…that’s how they bought her silence.”

As for the show’s format, the source says it will probably move away from a dating-themed show and will unscripted despite Hauserman asking for a scripted show.

Hmm… Sounds kinda shady, doesn’t it?  I suppose a VH1’s gotta do what it’s gotta do.

Totally not surprised that all it took for Megan Hauserman to keep quiet was the promise of another reality show.  That babe’s been on more reality shows than any publicity whore out there - Rock of Love 2, I Love Money, Rock of Love Charm School, Beauty and the Geek…

An un-scripted non-dating show, eh? What do you think the new one will be about?

[Source: Radar]

WOW!  I finally caught up on Daisy of Love this weekend, and I maintain that it’s the best VH1 dating show EVER.

If you caught the season finale, you saw that my original pick London won, with my second pick (you know, while London was M.I.A.) Flex coming in as runner-up and 12 Pack / Dave third.

Now I am DYING for a reunion special, but in the meantime, I’ve gotten my ridic-fix at the VH1 blog, where they’ve been posting interviews with  12 Pack / Dave and Flex, and video interviews with London.  Some excerpts:

12 Pack / Dave

“I would have liked to go the full distance to the finale, rather than just being left in the middle of the parking lot after being in Hawaii for a matter of hours. I didn’t even get to spend 24 hours there. We basically had one dinner date to plead out cases as to why we should stay. I really just got screwed. The weirdest part is the first time I saw Daisy, after all was said and done and everything was wrapped up, sure enough, we picked up right where we left off. She was like, “How have you been? You going to come back to my hotel and hang out?” And I was kind of like, “You had your chance. I mean we can be friends, but this isn’t Daisy of Love anymore. I don’t have to sit here and listen to everything you say anymore.””

Read the interview in full here.

Flex

“I liked Big Rig and 12 Pack. Fox, too. Cage was a good dude. He burned me, but I still like him. We were just both drunk, whatever. I hated everybody else. I hated Chi Chi to death. I wanted to stab him in the face… I thought he was just putting on a front because he was on the show, like, “I’m a big teddy bear sweetheart stalker,” but then I hung out with him after the show and I realized that he’s always like that. We went to McDonalds and he’s like, “Can I pretty please get a double cheeseburger please?” And I was like, “Dude, you just said ‘please’ twice, and one of those times you said, ‘pretty please,’ to the people at McDonalds.”

Read the interview in full here.

London

On his relationship with Daisy:

Check out the rest of the video interviews here.

Not bad, eh?  You really should read/watch the interviews in full - especially Flex’s.

Ah, well that’s it for Daisy of Love, I suppose.  I gotta say, I don’t have much hope for Daisy and London as a couple, mostly on account of he doesn’t seem like much of a commitment dude.  However, every cloud has its silver lining: make way for Daisy of Love 2!

Oh please oh please oh please…

The fine folks at FourFour have put together an amazing video compiling reality show stars saying various iterations of “I’m not here to make friends.”

Check out peeps from Project Runway, Scream Queens, Big Brother, Hell’s Kitchen, For the Love of Ray J, America’s Next Top Model and others uttering that famous sentiment:

Genius.  I didn’t realize there’d be so many!  Though yes, maybe I did.

FourFour should make one with all the “I’m here for you” / “She’s not here for you” clips from dating reality shows while they’re at it, too.  I bet there’s at least a dozen of those per series.

Daisy of Love returned Sunday after a two-week hiatus (the longest two weeks of my life!) with a killer episode.  Things are getting close, with four guys left and only two to be taken to the finale.

The show starts predictably enough, with Daisy and London whispering sweet nothings into each other’s ears.  Sinister decides to swoop in by climbing a fence and giving Daisy a flower, losing a ring in the process.  In return, Daisy barely notices him, but takes the flower and starts using it as a prop to flirt with London before making out with him. Sinister gets crazy pissed and starts smashing things around the house, all culminating in a ruined camera lens and a broken guitar at the bottom of the pool.  Eek!

The next morning, Daisy’s got a surprise for the fellas.  Enter the classic dating show return-of-the-exes scenario, in which each contestants’ ex-girlfriend returns to tell Daisy about her former flame.  Daisy sits down to lunch with the girls before the boys can get to ‘em.  Here’s what each gal had to say about each guy:

12 Pack / Dave’s ex-girlfriend Cathy: Snoozer!  Nothing but nice!  She’s known him since middle school and had only good things to say.

Flex’s ex-girlfriend Kia: They dated two years ago, but tried to reconnect about four months ago, at which point Flex ignored her calls. He broke her heart!

London’s friend Natasha: Here’s a shocker - London was dating a girl back home recently… and he’s a sex addict.

Sinister’s ex-girlfriend Ashley: They ended on good terms, but they did get in one altercation along the way, which involved him smacking her across the face.  Eek squared!

Next, Daisy decides to take each girl and her corresponding gent in to meet with a psychic.

The analysis, from a lovely psychic named Laurie:

12 Pack / Dave: He was a hero in a past life.  He’s a good guy, and they have a good connection - and if anyone is to hurt someone in the relationship, it’d be Daisy.  Good karma all around.

Flex: There’s still a pretty strong bond between him and his ex.  That’s about it.

London: The chemistry is super strong.  London is a man who loves women and appreciates that they exist.  However, if he were to commit to being with Daisy, he would not cheat on her. “London is a homeless sex addict who my psychic thinks is perfect for me. Go figure!” says Daisy.

Sinister: Of all the guys, the connection with him is the weakest.  He’s also a bad boy (he wishes!), but he wouldn’t hurt anyone on purpose.

The psychic then ranks the dudes in the order of most compatible to least: 12 Pack / Dave, London, Flex, Sinister. Daisy is more confused than ever!

After all the tarot cards are put away, the gang + exes go outside to party it up.  Flex’s girl Kia lets him know that London’s friend mentioned that London was seeing someone.  Flex is floored and tells 12 Pack / Dave, who responds similarly.

Flex then calls London out in front of everybody and starts a huge yelling match, calling London the f word (the other one!) and such.  The fight nearly turns physical, when a drunken Kia takes a spill on top of the picnic table, knocking everything over and diverting everyone’s attention.  Close call!

Regardless, they decide its time for the ex-gfs to go home.  On their way out, Daisy pulls Kia aside and asks her if she would get back with Flex were he to be sent home.  Kia tells her no, because she sees the way Flex looks at Daisy, and its the same way he used to look at her.  Swoon!  Daisy takes this to heart and goes back to be with the boys.

Now that we’re calm, Daisy asks each guy who they would bring to the finale, if they had to pick one.  Each guy takes their turn and picks 12 Pack / Dave, which is somewhat confusing to me, but I’ll go with it, cuz that guy’s starting to crack me up.  Daisy decides then, on the spot, that 12 Pack / Dave will be going to the finale, case closed. 12 Pack / Dave is totally stunned.

Next day: elimination time!  The boys are all up on the chopping block, with the exception of 12 Pack / Dave who’s in for sure.  Daisy starts with London, telling him she has as much chemistry with him as she has doubts.  Regardless, she wants to take a chance and let him stay.  You’re going to Maui for the finale, London!

Next up is Sinister.  She has him approach the stand and sends him home.  She doesn’t have strong feelings for him and was only keeping him in the house to not hurt his feelings.  And besides, who wants to see that guy in a bathing suit?

As Sinister leaves the room sniffling (”If she doesn’t want me, maybe someone else will”), Daisy turns to Flex.  In a pretty predictable twist, Daisy decides to keep him, too, because of the way his ex-gf says he looks at her.  Flex is stunned!  But stoked!

So to re-cap, Flex, 12 Pack / Dave, and London are going to Maui with Daisy!  Wahoooo!  I couldn’t have planned it better myself.

Man oh man, Daisy of Love just keeps getting better and better.  Last night’s episode had me convinced that DoL is the best reality series of all time.  Admit it, you agree.  Well done, VH1.

The episode started innocently enough.  Daisy’s diary announced that Flex and Chi Chi would be going on a date that day.  They hit the road and drive somewhere in the middle of the desert, where they’ll be off-roading for the day.  Each dude takes his turn taking Daisy for a spin.  Flex drives fast and crazy, which Daisy says turns her on (grody!).  Chi Chi predictably drives at a conservative pace, so as not to scare Daisy.  Snooze cruise - LITERALLY!

Then it’s Daisy’s turn to drive, and she ends up flipping the dune buggy!  This is why we love her, am I right?

Now back at home, it’s 12 Pack / Dave and Sinister’s turn to hang with Daisy.  She sits them down at dinner, where Sinister tries his hardest to act confident to woo Daisy.  12 Pack / Dave, on the other hand, makes some weird references to heartbreaker London, the hottie contestant who had bounced on Daisy weeks prior cuz of shizz getting too real.  Daisy is visibly weirded out - but this doesn’t stop her from asking 12 Pack / Dave to join her up in her room for a nightcap.

Predictably, Sinister goes apeshizz over not being picked to make out and starts knocking over bunk beds and stuff.  Lame!

Up at the door of Daisy’s room, Daisy and 12 Pack / Dave have to step across Chi Chi to get inside her room.  He’s waiting to get some more time with her.  Daisy politely tells him goodnight, and takes 12 Pack / Dave inside to smooch. Chi Chi then straight up decides to get a pillow and blanket set up at the foot of the door to wait for Daisy’s make out sesh to end so he can hang with her.  What seem like hours pass and, after a while, he gives up.  Oy.  That man has got no self-respect.

The next morning, Riki Rachtman lets us in on a little secret: he’s been in touch with London!  Apparently, our man London (my original pick for Daisy, might I add) decided leaving the show was a bad idea.  He still has feelings for Daisy, and had only left in the first place on account of being too weirded out with the reality TV thing - understandable.  Riki decides to let London come back to talk to Daisy - not because he thinks he’s the one for her, but because he sees that the situation needs some closure.  Good man, that Riki.

So!  London returns! And Daisy gets lost in his puppy dog eyes and agrees to consider letting him back into the house!  She tells all the guys, who are NOT happy with the whole situation.  Flex wonders why they don’t just bring back all 20 guys and just keep the cycle going.  Sinister refers to London as a “local band douchebag.”  Chi Chi doesn’t mind much and invites London to sleep in his room.  Ugh.

Chi Chi then goes up to Daisy’s room to let him know he supports her and all her decisions and blah blah blah will this guy give it a rest already?

Elimination time! Daisy tells London that, even though he doesn’t deserve it, he gets a chain and will be staying to fight the good fight for her affection.

Next up, 12 Pack / Dave gets the first chain, then Flex.  Then it’s time to decide between BFFs Chi Chi and Sinister.  Daisy decides to give Chi Chi the boot, because she doesn’t want to ruin their friendship, and because she sees him as more of a good friend.  Duh squared, am I right?

WOW!  So still in the running, we’ve got 12 Pack / Dave, Flex, Sinister, and…. London!  I think we can probs all stop watching now, cuz it’s…

London FTW!

Another great episode of Daisy of Love!  Things just keep getting better and better…

Last night, Daisy had the guys head to the kitchen and cook her up an assigned dish, with the help of a few culinary experts.  The assignments:

Chef Flex: Chicken Cordon Bleu
Chef 12 Pack / Dave: Red Velvet Cake
Chef Sinister: Lasagna
Chef Chi Chi: French Onion Soup
Chef Big Rig: Zucchini Quiche (or “Some Zucchini @*$%,” as he referred to it)

The fellas follow their recipes and cooking goes well.  Everyone sat down with Daisy and Riki to chow down and - snooze cruise! - the dishes are voted equally good.  Instead of choosing a clear winner, Daisy wanted to go around the table and have each gent name the competitor (aside from themselves) who was most and least compatible for her.

Chi Chi started out, naming (surprise, surprise!) his little buddy Sinister as Daisy’s best pick, and Big Rig the worst.  Then it’s on to Sinister, who agrees with Big Rig as least compatible, but chooses Flex as best rather than BFF Chi Chi.  This causes Chi Chi to basically lose his shizz and run off to the bathroom crying.  Finally, he’s coaxed back out, and sits back down at the table, where the rest of guys unanimously vote him least compatible and Flex most compatible, basically on account of he’s a huge wuss.  The vote earns winner Flex a solo date with Daisy, and losers Chi Chi and Big Rig a pity date as well.

Then everyone goes out to hang outdoors by the fire and Daisy starts canoodling with 12 Pack / Dave, which sets Sinister off for the rest of the ep, on account of he never gets pulled off to make out.  Sorry you’re ugly, dude.

He later apologizes and gets a sympathy smooch.  Wah wah wah.

The next day, Daisy takes Flex on a solo date, in which they receive an archery lesson from a jolly old man. “I’m a professional bow and arrow person!” quoths Daisy.  The date goes well, Flex opens up, yada yada yada, he’s still my personal #1 pick out of all these chumps.

Then it’s on to the loser date.  Daisy, Big Rig, and Chi Chi sit down for some lunch, where Daisy addresses Chi Chi’s neediness.  Chi Chi responds that he’s just easy-going, and if they were together at a bar and another guy were to buy her a drink, he’d be okay with it on account of it’s good for her self-esteem.  Weird, right?  Big Rig agrees; he lets us viewers at home know that if someone was to buy his girl a drink, they’d better make it two and s his Big Rig d while they’re at it.  Grody!

Then Daisy brings up Big Rig’s violent streak, which he says he has totally under control.  No one seems all that sure.

Elimination time!  Riki advises Daisy to dump either Chi Chi or Sinister, on account of you can’t date BFFs and expect to get close to both of ‘em.  Predictably, Daisy doesn’t follow Riki’s expert advise, and decides to give Big Rig the boot since she’s not really feelin’ it.

Big Rig - aka Jeremiah - leaves the room and starts bursts into tears, collapsing on the floor. “I got f-in’ tears comin’ out of my f-in’ head. That’s real s-t,” he says.  So intense!

Well, we’re down to just four guys, folks!  Let’s get Chi Chi out of here already, he’s starting to bum me out too much.

I’ve gotta hand it to Sunday night’s Daisy of Love - the episode was fantastic.  I’ll give you some of the highlights here…

Predictably, things are tense between Fox and the rest of the guys.  It’s extremely obvious to everyone aside from Daisy that the dude’s got a girlfriend back home, and they are pissed beyond belief that she’s kept him on so long, at the expense of others.

Daisy senses the tension and decides to make the boys some disgusting chocolate chip pancakes.  Yum yum!

No challenge this week, so Daisy takes her men out on some “sexy” dates.  First up is 12 Pack, who’s being rewarded for taking a serious beating from Big Rig during last week’s episode.  They go to a lingerie store and get super drunk and put on ridiculous underwear and costumes and make out for like 5 hours.  Seems to go well.  He asks that she refer to him by his name - “Dave” - so they can really get to know each other. Snooze!

Back home, Chi-Chi and Sinister are scheming to get Fox kicked out.  Chi-Chi comes up with a pretty decent plan: next time someone calls asking for Fox, they tell said caller that Fox got kicked off the show for having a girlfriend, then ask whether they know anything about that.  Brillz!

Flex gets suspicious of the two schemers, so they let both him and Big Rig in on the plan.  The whole house is plotting against Fox!

All the while, Sinister is working on a song for Daisy.  He’s waiting for her in her room when she and 12 Pack come home from their date and enter the bedroom - AWKWARD!  Daisy politely asks 12 Pack to leave, and sits down to hear the most screechy, cringe-worthy song I’ve been exposed to since Heidi Montag gave us a taste of her howling on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! Buzzkill!

Later on, it’s time for a group date. Chi-Chi, Big Rig, Fox, along with Daisy and our good friend Riki sit down for some spaghetti.  Fox at that moment decides to start telling Chi-Chi that him and Daisy won’t work as a couple because basically, Chi-Chi’s not good looking enough.

At that very moment, karma kicks in, and there’s a phone call.  Sinister picks up and - GET THIS - not only is it a call for Fox, it’s Fox’s girlfriend calling.  Flex runs to get Daisy, who reluctantly gets on the horn.  Fox’s girlfriend lets Daisy know that Fox (a.k.a. Daniel) told her he was going on a hairdressing show, and that they still live together.

Furious, Daisy pulls Fox into the phone room to talk to his ladyfriend in front of her.  In classic Fox style, he strings a bunch of words together, ending the call with “We’re over!”  He then turns to Daisy and strokes her hair, trying to butter her up.  Daisy storms off in tears.

Riki decides to confront Fox about the situation, to which Fox says (seriously, not making this up): “I did live with a girlfriend at the time, when it was my perfect opportunity but knowing the fact that you know I founded Daisy highly astonishing.”  LOVE HIM!

Meanwhile, the boys are all throwing temper tantrums. Fox gets back on the phone with his girl and Big Rig pulls the phone straight outta the wall.  Flex goes around smashing things.

Riki goes to talk to Daisy about the situation, and is stunned to find out she’s considering NOT cutting Fox.  Our babe’s got a lot of thinking to do.

Elimination time! Daisy polls the fellas to see who would stay if she kept Fox.  Everyone says yes, but is extremely confused as to why she would even consider keeping that lying sonofagun.  She tells them she’s not going to make decisions based on popular opinion - which is fair.

(Meanwhile, in a confessional, Fox lets us viewers at home know he’s starting to feel very sympathetic towards himself.)

Daisy then turns to Fox and asks why she should let him stay, to which he responds with a typical Fox jumble.  Daisy cuts him off and, in a beautiful moment of female empowerment, tells him to get the eff out.

Daisy’s decided she’s got to break her old patterns. The boys rejoice!

But Fox has the last word.  His exit interview consists of some pure poetry: “I’m out like sauerkraut, y’know? But, I mean, that doesn’t mean that I’m gone? I’m sorry that, y’know, it had to not end this way, ’cause I know that, y’know, times are endless and, I just wanted to let her know that I’m just so sorry that it had to end this way knowing the fact that this situation had to occur.”

Times are endless, y’all.  Can’t wait for more situations to occur next week.

Last night, on Daisy of Love - which I’ve come to realize is my favorite TV show at the moment, no shame - the guys were pitted against one another in some serious combat: cage fighting.  Luckily for them, Cage (an ACTUAL cage fighter) had excused himself from the show just one week prior, so they were spared some serious damage.

The fellas were split up by weight class to keep the fight fair.  Here’s how it went:

Big Rig vs. 12 Pack: A trained fighter, B.R. easily annihilated his ab-ulous competitor, though 12 Pack put up a pretty decent fight.

Fox vs. Chi-Chi: Fox seemed to be doing okay… for the first 37 seconds, after which he gave up.  He’s a hairdresser, he cuts hair!

Flex vs. 6 Gauge: Flex whooped 6 Gauge’s arse, to no one’s surprise.  Seems the general consensus in the house is that 6 Gauge doesn’t really try at much of anything (including competing for Daisy’s love!).

Chi-Chi vs. Sinister: Chi-Chi pledges he’d never hit his “little buddy,” but after Sinister gets a few good punches in, the Cheechmeister gets him in a choke-hold (no clue if its actually called that btw) and wins the match.  Suck it, little buddy!

In the end, Big Rig wins MVP and gets to go on a private date with Daisy, alone in a bubble bath.  Homeboy gets in the tub and immediately rubs his face in between her breasts, which doesn’t weird her out at all.  We can only assume people do that to her ALL the time.

But what DOES weird her out is when he tells her he’s falling for her and gives her a photo of his son.  Our fair Daisy has got her priorities wrong, methinks.

Otherwise, good date.  Before preparing for her next date - with Chi-Chi, Sinister, and Flex - Daisy goes outside to talk with 6 Gauge, on account of he’s been distant.  He tells her about his days as a stripper, pretending to love the ladies outside of work to get their moneys.  Daisy grimaces and tells him she loved stripping because she’s an entertainer, not for the money.  “I’m not that desperate,” she tells him.

Value judgments from Daisy of Love?!  LOVE IT.

Meanwhile, behind the scenes, Flex and 12 Pack team up to break up “the twins” - their nickname for BFFs/roomies Chi-Chi and Sinister. Flex starts going on and on about how if it were HIM in a competition for Daisy with his best friend, he’d kill him.  You can tell these sneaky mind games are starting to work on Sinister, who’s starting to resent Chi-Chi.

Okay!  So now we’re on our tattoo date and Chi-Chi continues kissing some serious butt and gets Daisy’s lips tattooed on his hip, which annoys Sinister, on account of he had thought up the idea like aaaages ago.  Blah blah Sinister gets the word “sinister” on his wrist, Flex gets a touch-up, yada yada yada am I the only one who doesn’t give a shizz about tats?

Back at the farm, Fox gets a call from his brother, who tells him that his girlfriend had just found out he was on the show and they like, start speaking Pig Latin or something to confuse us viewers at home.  Girlfriend?!  Yup!  Apparently Fox has been living with some babe until leaving for the show.  Unclear as to whether or not he broke it off with her.

Stupid, stupid Fox confides in 12 Pack, who tells him to immediately tell Daisy, which he does.  He really vaguely explains what’s going on, making his story hard to believe.  Luckily for him, Daisy’s too lost in his smoldering good looks to really give a rat’s A.  Besides, she basically did the same thing to Bret Michaels on Rock of Love 2, so she can’t really complain.

In the end Daisy decides to send 6 Gauge home, on account of she’s not really feelin’ it.  Fox is super relieved and tells us folks watching at home, “Honesty is… awesome.”  Well put, Fox.

What do you think, guys?  I, personally, stand by my pick: Flex.  Go home already, Fox!

Welcome back from the long weekend, everybody!

And what better way to dive back into the work week than to discuss Sunday’s Daisy of Love?  Let’s do this!

This episode followed the dudes as they directed a photo shoot to photograph the cover of Daisy’s single “Pretty Messed Up.”  The fellas were broken into two teams and given specific roles: art director, photographer, make-up/hair, model.

Daisy of Album Cover!  Here are the images the two teams came up with:

Not half bad!

It was close, but the punky/pinky shot won out in the end.  Fox was named team MVP regardless of being totally worthless, basically because he smooched it up with Daisy during the shoot and batted his eyelashes while he applied her make-up and trashy hair extensions.  He got to go on a solo date with our gal Daise, wherein he basically said a bunch of stupid, stupid shizz, like how he wants someone who will go out when he says he’s going out and how that makes him say, “Wow.”  You can’t make this stuff up, folks.  Put a lid on it, Fox.

Back at the homestead, Sinister was obviously all butthurt about not winning the MVP solo date for the rest of the ep on account of he came up with the shoot’s concept and look and basically directed the whole thing and everybody involved.  Apparently, Sinister thinks these competitions are based on merit rather than on being hot and flirty, which has been his Achilles’ heel since day one.  Dude might not be the dullest crayon in the box, but he certainly isn’t the sexiest, either.

It’s called Daisy of Love, not Daisy of Talent, loser.

But the show’s biggest stinker (besides a totally awesome skunk who snuck into the house and sprayed it up with stank, prompting 12 Pack to dump a bottle of tomato juice on his chiseled abs!) was Cage, who went totally apeshizz or, as our friend Fox put it, was “furiated” throughout the entire episode.  Homeboy burns Flex, attacks 6 Gauge, then hops back on Flex for a beatdown.  Not even sure exactly what he was so pissed about, to be honest; it was just one big flurry of fury.

Mamma mia!  Daisy of Anger Management Issues!

Cue testimonials from Cage ’bout how he had it so rough growing up that all he knows is fightin’.  Blah blah blah. He spends the end of the episode weeping it up (seriously, guy shoulda gotten one of those single-tear face tattoos rather than the weird tribal shizz he came up with) and H2Hing with Daisy about how he doesn’t think he can stay in the house without hurting someone.  In the end, Daisy and Cage decide he should leave, and thus, no one is sent home that night.

ANOTHER night of voluntary eliminations?  Why, I never!  I think it’s safe to say Daisy’s feeling pretty crappy about herself, as no one can get it together for long enough to try to win her love.  She leaves the room crying.  AGAIN.

IMHO, all this voluntary bouncing is sort of fun.  Adds some twists and turns, speeds up the show… and besides, you expect us to believe all these dudes would be into Daisy after seeing that pucker up close?  Love the honesty, fellas!

Oh, and in case you were interested, following the departure of my boy London (boo!), I’m throwing my support behind a new candidate.  He’s not entirely dumb as bricks, and he’s handsomer than the others… he’s Flex!:

Daisy of Eyeliner, it’s Flex FTW!

Step it up, dude!