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Bad Week for Child Stars

Posted by BRADY in celebrity gossip

October 21st, 2011, 04:34 PM

Keep it up Lindsay, just a few more and we have a calendar!

There are two things you can count on with most child stars: if they stayed in Hollywood they’re gonna find themselves in some legal trouble, and if they leave Hollywood it’s probably because Hollywood didn’t really want them anymore. Sure, there are exceptions to both rules, but this week we find more evidence for each theory:

Another month, another Lindsay Lohan arrest!  And here it seemed like LiLo was staying out of trouble these days! Well legal trouble at least. Those photos of her decaying teeth and the one of her inexplicably making out with her own mother were plenty troubling. I won’t post them here, and trust me, it’s because I want you to be able to hold down your lunch and sleep at night. But it turns out Lindsay has been skipping out on her court ordered community service (at a morgue!) to spend time in Europe, “working” at various fashion shows and parties. The judge didn’t really buy it either. The result? Lindsay’s fifth mugshot! Impressive! You know Lindsay I hear if you collect 7 you get an extra cup of pudding in the prison cafeteria!

And on to our other child star: the long forgotten star of The Sixth Sense, Haley Joel Osment! Or HJO as the cool kids call him. Nobody really knows what the promising actor has been doing since he left Hollywood after a few films, but we can definitely rule out the gym. Maybe his beefier look is for a role? Ah who am I kidding, more likely it’s because of deep fried beef and  breakfast rolls.

Donald, You Done Did It Now!

Posted by Diana in Celebrity Apprentice

January 27th, 2011, 04:20 PM

Donald, you old fox

Just when you think Donald Trump has mined all the D-list (and below) pseudo-celebrities he can find for Celebrity Apprentice, NBC releases the cast list for the new season! Now in it’s fourth iteration, the upcoming Celebrity Apprentice features the most actual celebrities and least athletes or reality show stars than any other season. Few “celebrities” have successfully stayed in the public eye after their season ended; current relevant ex-Apprentice contestants include Piers Morgan, Joan Rivers, Khloe Kardashian, and Bret Michaels (the hole in his heart is now entirely closed! Yay!).

So! Meat Loaf? Awesome! Can’t wait for Nene Leakes, The Real Housewives of Atlana’s breakout star, to unleash her blunt style all over The Donald. Psychics–er, singers–La Toya Jackson and Dionne Warwick?  Interesting.  Potential loose cannons Gary Busey (actor), Richard Hatch (nudist, first Survivor winner, tax evader), and Star Jones (lawyer, formerly on The View) give viewers preexisting villains. There are also some surprises, like Marlee Matlin (lady, you have an Oscar!) or Lil Jon (don’t you have some rapping to do?), or country singer John Rich. And, of course, the inevitable WTFs. Jose Canseco! Haven’t seen you since The Surreal Life! Niki Taylor, can’t you get Bravo to do another season of Make Me a Supermodel? Mark McGrath, isn’t there an evening entertainment newscast you should be fronting? I do believe Lisa Rinna, Hope Dworaczyk and David Cassidy have nothing better to do.

The show doesn’t premiere until March 6th, but someone amazing has already compiled a flattering group shot below! It’s probably safe to predict we’ll see NeNe and Star get into it with either each other or someone else. La Toya and Dionne will bond over their psychic abilities, Jose Canseco will perv all over Hope Dworaczyk, and Marlee Matlin will pretend she can’t hear any of them and walk home with the prize. Well–her or Meat Loaf. Never underestimate the power of a man who will do anything for love (except that)!

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