With Thanksgiving around the corner, I’m sadly short on time to recap So You Think You Can Dance’s Top 12 show. Forgive me? Thanks! Itty bitty reviews and dance videos (from MJ) below.

It’s the last week our couples dance together before drawing new partners next week. Sadness for some and joy for others:

MY BOTTOM 3 COUPLES: Karen Hauer & Victor Smalley, Noelle Marsh & Russell Ferguson, and Mollee Gray & Nathan Trasoras

Ellenore Scott & Ryan Di Lello - Lindy Hop (Karla Heiney) - “I’ve Got To Be A Rug Cutter” by Boilmaker Jazz Band (VIDEO): Ever consistent, these two gave another solid performance - both managing to keep their energy up-up-up for what was an exhausting, kicky, bouncy, flippy number. These two are a strong technical partnership and can only benefit if they each get a new partner with whom they have reeeeally super-fire-hot chemistry because that’s the one thing Ellenore & Ryan have lacked.

Ellenore & Ryan 2nd Dance - Broadway (Spencer Liff) - “Razzle Dazzle” from Chicago (VIDEO): Spencer’s choreography was really perfection for these two. Nice song choice and steps that completely showcased Ellenore’s quirky, ticky style and skill at playing a big character. Holy slide splits, she’s amazing to watch! Ryan was solid too, but Ellenore was in the spotlight. I feel Ellenore’s only weakness is she plays “roles” well, but she doesn’t always convince me that she’s IN the role. I’d like to see her throw herself in emotionally. Still, what a talented lady.

Kathryn McCormick & Legacy Perez - Jazz (Sonya Tayeh) - “So Deep” by Hot Chip (VIDEO): A very “Sonya” number: jazz hands, lunges. Kathryn plays a hottie that makes Legacy “quiver” whenever he sees her. Legacy got to go hog wild with his breakdancing moves in this. Will he “crab walk” right into the Top 10? Kathryn was equally strong and seems to be gaining momentum - could she be a dark horse?

Kathryn & Legacy 2nd Dance - Waltz (Jean-Marc and France Genereux) - “Your Guardian Angel” by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (VIDEO): Aha, a very clever “back story” from Jean-Marc: this particular waltz is about a guy who never got a chance to dance (Legacy) until the sweet angel of DANCE guides him to learn and grow (Kathryn). I almost got verklempt watching - it’s soooo this couple’s story. The waltz itself was a bit clunky on Legacy’s part, but such excellent and tender chemistry between them. It didn’t seem much of a stretch for Kathryn to play this gentle and patient mentor to the “green” dancer in Legacy. She was stellar. I admit that I’ll miss this couple - you can tell they truly support one another in their crybaby ways.

Karen Hauer & Victor Smalley - Argentine Tango (Tony Meredith & Melanie LaPatin) - “Montserrat” by Orquesta del Plata (VIDEO): This new latin couple get off to a good start with an intense dance - according to the judges. I still think Victor is gorgeous, but he didn’t fully win me over in this number. I still want Miss Karen to go far, but I just don’t know if voters will get on board with her regal attitude.

Karen & Victor 2nd Dance - Hip Hop (Laurieann Gibson) - “Moving Mountains” by Usher (VIDEO): Suddenly, they’re showing clips of Laurieann being caring and inspirational during rehearsal. Hmph, I miss her task-master, drill sergeant clips. The pair are totally out of sync here - who is to blame? You know I’m a Karen fan, so I blame Victor! The judges are not so impressed. Adam makes the mistake of semi-blaming the choreography and gets a death stare from Laurieann. Eep! Something tells me these two will definitely be in the bottom tomorrow night and very likely packing their bags.

Mollee Gray & Nathan Trasoras - Hip Hop (Jamal Sims) - “Ring-a-Ling” by Black Eyed Peas (VIDEO): These two are way to young an cheesy for me. There’s no sexual chemistry between them which makes any semi senssss-sewal (as Nigel says) choreography very superficial and awkward for us viewers. As I’ve said from the beginning (which Nigel echoed!), I look forward to this pair splitting up because they both need more mature partners to keep them out of this “I’m chasing you round the playground and pulling your pigtails” vibe. Pity for whichever guy gets Mollee as a partner. Like, can you imagine Ryan Di Lello with her? He’d come off as a pedophile just because she acts so immature for her age…

Mollee & Nathan 2nd Dance - Can-Can (Tyce DiOrio) - “Cancan Suite” by Offenbach/Ponchielli (VIDEO): This is just going to be a one-time dance style, right? I mean, they already used like, the one Can-Can song we all know, what’s next really? It was pretty dang gimmicky. The stand-out moment for me was (as per usual) Nathan’s series of foreverforeverforever spins. He’s gorgeous when he does that (and annoying pretty much any other time). Again, too Disney, so if they survive the week, let’s get them new partners ASAP.

Noelle Marsh & Russell Ferguson - Samba (Tony Meredith & Melanie LaPatin) - “Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira (VIDEO): Hips DON’T lie and Noelle’s said to me “I don’t like doing this - iiiieeeccchh…” Yeah, she was not that great in this number - too chaste, too pure. Needed more fuego and more dirrty. Russell did fine.

Noelle & Russell 2nd Dance- Contemporary (Tyce DiOrio) - “A Case of You” by Diana Krall (VIDEO): Was that Katee Shean in the rehearsal? These two did alright, but I’m not a fan of Tyce’s “asymmetrical chaos” choreography (as the judges called it). They had to smear paint on one another, but they only did it once - what gives? I want more more more paint!

Ashleigh Di Lello & Jakob Karr - Jazz (Sonya Tayeh) - “Time Flies” by Lykke Li (VIDEO): I didn’t think Ashleigh sank into her movements as comfortably as some of the other women would have. There was a stiffness to even her hunched over, dead arms poses. But we don’t care about that. We only care that these two are one of the best couples to watch and now they have to split up! Everyone’s crying after the dance: Ashleigh can’t stop crying over losing Jakob as her partner and BFF; Mary’s crying over the beauty of their dance and their upcoming separation; and Sonya cries after Nigel says she’s one of his faovrite choreographers.

Ashleigh & Jakob 2nd Dance - Cha-Cha (Jean-Marc and France Genereux) - “Cha Cha Heels” by Rosabel feat. Jeanie Tracy (VIDEO): Ashleigh got to be in her element by Cha-Chaing her tush off in this “battle over a chair” routine. A very sexy, high energy performance by this couple with lots of Latin Ballroom-style face pulling (which the judges dubbed the “hungry jazz stare”, “the look of surprise” and “the point-wink-tilt-head-at-audience”). It suited them and the judges predict they will “waltz into the Top 10″ - har har har barf. Funny how Ashleigh has more chemistry with Jakob than she did with her husband during their audition - OUCH! Anyway, I’m gonna miss this pairing more than I thought I would.

That’s that! I won’t be recapping the elimination show (sorry, but a gal’s gotta get her Turkey Day preparation on), so watch the episode for free here. Also, don’t forget to vote in the poll below: WHICH SYTYCD Top 12 COUPLE WILL YOU MISS THE MOST?

The competition began tonight and already two dancers are cut! Farewell Ariana DeBose and Brandon Dumlao, we hardly knew ye!

So You Think You Can Dance threw our Top 20 right into it, but not before we got confirmation that 1) Yes, Contemporary dancer Billy Bell indeed withdrew from the competition due to illness. He was replaced by Hip Hopper Brandon Dumlao. 2) Noelle Marsh (a.k.a. Mollee Gray’s BFF) hurt her knee so she was also out for the evening (awaiting MRI deets). That meant her poor partner, Russell Ferguson had to dance with old– er “seasoned” flame-haired choreographer, Melanie LaPatin (awkwaaaaard).

This new cast has potential, but I wasn’t completely won over on many of the performances. Maybe that’s because the stupid local news kept interrupting the show on account of, oh I’unno, the Bay Bridge’s rod snapping. Ignorance is bliss - I want Dance, not breaking news! I’m guessing so do you so check out videos from tonight’s dances (from MJ) and my thoughts.

Channing Cooke & Phillip Attmore - Jive by Jason Gilikson - “Rockin’ Robin” by Jackson 5 (VIDEO): Meh. Channing discusses her tomboyish upbringing, and uh, I still see it. There is serious “dude” in her, and some times she reminds me of Melissa Etheridge so I think she can still work on the ladyness. I love the Jive, but this number was not that coo’. Their legs lacked the *snap* - even Phillip, who should’ve been amazing with his strong tap background. In my opinion, Phillip may have been one of the Bottom 2 guys. These two need to find chemistry ASAP. They seem pretty uncomfortable with one another.

Ashleigh Di Lello & Jakob Karr - Broadway by Tyce Diorio - “Hit Me With a Hot Note (and watch me bounce)” Sophisticated Ladies (original soundtrack) (VIDEO): The judges were just drooooling over Jakob. It’s no lie: boy is TALENTED (and so flexible!). Raise your hand if, as Adam was gushing, you filled in his pause as, “Jakob, you- were- meant- to- spread…YOUR LEGS!” I did! (He actually said something like “spread the gospel of dance” - I like my version bettah). Personally, I found this dull to watch though. I didn’t see the “man-woman” connection between these two. Jakob is superb, but still too delicate in this number to be a convincing partner for Ashleigh. I think Ashleigh should’ve been in the Bottom 2 gals, by the way. She’s lacking much more than Pauline Mata.

Ariana DeBose & Peter Sabasino - Hip Hop by Tabitha & Napoleon - “Black & Gold” by Sam Sparrow (VIDEO): Yeah, I wanted these two to do well since they’re so cute, but they didn’t gel as well as they could’ve. Anyone else think Ariana looks like an older Sasha Obama (PIC)? Awww.

Noelle Marsh & Russell Ferguson - Foxtrot by Tony Meredith & Melanie LaPatin - “Vagabond Shoes” by Vic Damone (VIDEO): Since Noelle was out of commission, Russell had to trot that old fox: Melanie LaPatin (hellooo, I went there!). He had some decent moments, but the pairing was reminiscent of watching a young boy dance with his aunt at a party. Or a student dancing with his teacher (er, I guess that’s literally what it was). Just…odd. The judges fawn over him still. I like Russell already, so they don’t have to keep up with the “OHMIGOD, but you’re a KRUMPER! How can you possibly dance other styles decently?!!? *mind explodes*” No need to pimp him out, judges. His talent and energy stand for themselves.

Bianca Revels & Victor Smalley - Contemporary by Travis Wall - “Wasted Time” by Me’Shell Ndegeocello (VIDEO): Victor has moments of hothot, manly heat, and moments where he reminds me of Ricky from My So-Called Life. It’s really confusing but I like him. Bianca did alright for this dance, although I agree with the judges that her hunched posturing wasn’t doing her any favors. Still, Travis’ detailed, intricate choreography was lovely to watch.

Karen Hauer & Kevin Hunte - Cha Cha by Tony Meredith & Melanie LaPatin - “Push It” by Cast of Glee (VIDEO): This song was a very choppy, odd choice for this number. Trying to win the Glee fans over? I wasn’t impressed with Kevin in this number, but I mean how can you really focus on him when Karen was completely dominating with her sexy Latin ballroom skills? Karen loves to play up the sexpot card, which isn’t always rewarded in SYTYCD but she pulls it off and I think she has real potential. I’d like to see her in a deeper emotional piece (kinda like the above Travis Wall number) to see if she can be more than just hotsexyLatin (TM).

Ellenore Scott & Ryan Di Lello - Jazz by Sonya Tayeh - “Arcadia” by Apparat (VIDEO): Um, I like Ellenore but her proclamation that this could be one of the BEST dances in the history of the show was definitely off-base. Yes, I loved watching her do the bird-like, ticking movements and Ryan was good considering this is not his style, but this piece never came together for me. Ryan has this Hugh Jackman-ness about him. His ripped bod is easy on the eyes, but he doesn’t have the humility of Mr. Jackman and sometimes his confidence comes off as cockiness. I’m intrigued though, let’s see these two do Hip Hop.

Pauline Mata & Brandon Dumlao - Smooth Waltz by Jason Gilikson - “You Light Up My Life” by Whitney Houston (VIDEO): I agree with the judges on this. As much as I wanted Brandon to do well after being called in last minute to replace Billy Bell, he did Waltz like an amateur high school student. These two definitely had a very sweet and genuine chemistry that was bubbling through, but overall, no me gusta. However, Pauline did much better than the judges gave her credit for, in my opinion!

Kathryn McCormick & Legacy Perez - Hip Hop by Dave Scott - “On & On” by Missy Elliott (VIDEO): Oh wow, so Kathryn is the “crying girl” whose voice gets reallyreally high and wobbly when she’s emotional. Um, but I must say she really impressed me here! Sure her face/hair are sorta pedestrian and she can be annoying as heck when she starts boohooing, but this number was my favorite of the night! I could do without the repeated “grooming”/”eating grubs off your hair” pantomiming, but I will at least admit that these two surpassed my expectations by a ton.

Mollee Gray & Nathan Trasoras - Disco by Doriana Sanchez - “Turn the Beat Around (Pablo’s 12″ Remix)” by Gloria Estefan (VIDEO): Y’all know I find Mollee as supremely annoying as I find Nathan supremely cute, so you can guess that I’m bummed that they’re paired together. And Disco? Why are we saddling my boy down so early in the game? Yeah, as much as I adore Nathan, this wasn’t a stand-out dance. It felt too messy/frantic and Mollee clumsily launching crotch-first into Nathan’s face was, well, incredibly disturbing on so many levels. And I’m also concerned about Nathan’s wonky new hairstyle and his tendency to pander to the cameras. Please Nathan, I want to keep lurving your dimples and rouge-y cheeks, so don’t become those obnoxious contestants that mug in front of the camera. Leave that to Mollee.

The judges select their Bottom 4 who must DANCE FOR THEIR LIVES: Ariana DeBose, Pauline Mata, Brandon Dumlao and Russell Ferguson– WHAT THE WHAT?? Ok, I know they wanted to get rid of Brandon this week, so my thought is they chose Russell because he’s undeniably NOT worth going home and the audience wouldn’t hate them for booting Brandon if he was up against beloved, talented Russell. Just me? Anyway, I actually thought Ariana out-danced Pauline. I mean she poured her heart and soul into that brief solo. Lovely, pint-sized Pauline did a nice solo, but I didn’t feel the fight in her. Russell killed his solo - there was no doubt that Brandon was going home after that. VIDEO

ELIMINATED: Ariana DeBose and Brandon Dumlao. Nigel says he’ll try to allow Brandon to try-out again next season because the show basically forced him to replace Billy and then promptly kicked him out. Also, if Noelle doesn’t get well soon, Ariana will return next week. Random. Why not just boot Noelle off now and let Ariana continue on? Survival of the fittest, baby. VIDEO

Anyway, next week we’ll get our answers and watch the Top 18 perform. Who caught your eye (good way or bad way) tonight? Did the right folks go home? I’ll see you next week for… So You Think You Can Dance!

Tonight our Top 8 dance-dance-DANCED for us on So You Think You Can Dance. We got Mia Michaels as a guest judge along with “who invited her to the party?” talk-show host, Ellen DeGeneres. K, I like her, but just cuz Ellen does goofy dancing on her show doesn’t mean she’s an expert for the panel. Sers! We got new couples and the judges all refused to use adverbs proper(LY), but let’s move on to the dancing.

Each pair did two numbers and then all 8 dancers did a solo. Videos (from MJ) and recaps below:

MY BOTTOM GUY & GIRL: Evan Kasprzak & Melissa Sandvig (she’s actually one of my faves but I’m being objective here)

GROUP ROUTINE: Choreographed by Travis Wall - “Let It Rock” by Kevin Rudolph ft. Lil Wayne (VIDEO): The dancers are all doing some hippity Contemporary to this rock/Hip Hop song, wearing Lite Brites and glowing Geordi LaForge visors in the dark. It was aight, can’t complain.

Janette Manrara & Evan Kasprzak - Jazz by Sonya Tayeh  - “Move” by CSS (VIDEO): For me, it’s Evan’s time to go home this week. He just doesn’t bring enough passion and ownership of the dances compared to the other three guys. He has the “aw shucks”, shrugged shoulders attitude which may work for old fashioned Broadway style dancing, but makes his other performances so pedestrian. I was focused on Janette during most of this number cuz she hit the moves like boom, boom, pow(!), and Evan, well, he was there in the background…

Janette & Evan - 2nd Dance - Rumba by Tony Meredith and Melanie LaPatin - “Heartless” by Kris Allen (VIDEO): Wow, this song sounded way better when Kris “Monkey Jaw” Allen sang it on American Idol. Again, Janette stole the spotlight and I thought I saw Evan falter in the beginning and at the end on some steps, but the judges didn’t mention it so maybe I’m cuhrazeh? I preferred Melissa & Ade’s Rumba from a few weeks ago to this one. A little dark and empty for me.

Jeanine Mason & Brandon Bryant - Waltz by Hunter Johnson - “May It Be” by Hayley Westenra (VIDEO): Wow, SNOOZE CRUISE alert! Poor Jeanine got stuck wearing this totally unflattering canary yellow dress. The judges weren’t too pleased with this Waltz and neither was I. It was so uninteresting, especially coming from two of the strongest dancers of the season. I thought these two would be a dream couple, but this Waltz did them ZERO favors. Yeech. Skip it!

Jeanine & Brandon - 2nd Dance - Pop Jazz by Laurieann Gibson - “Battlefield” by Jordin Sparks (VIDEO): This dance was a big improvement, but I was NOT feeling it as much as the cracked out judges. Nigel was suddenly raving like a mad man about how much he loved it, and he sort of peer pressured Mary into Hot Tamale Train-ing the dance. What I liked was the energy and strength, but I had problems with the fact that Jeanine was slightly ahead of Brandon’s moves in parts of the dance! Right? Who else caught that? They definitely weren’t that together so I was distracted - it was like the “boot camp” rehearsals with Laurieann effed with Jeanine’s head so she was overcompensating to keep up with her partner. Still, they got the judges’ love and methinks America loves them too - should be safe tomorrow.

Melissa Sandvig & Ade Obayomi - Cha-Cha by Tony Meredith and Melanie LaPatin - “Yeah (Como Goza Mi Morena)” by Chino Espinoza Y Los Dueños Del Sol (VIDEO): I was so happy to see Melissa & Ade reunite, but yikes, this dance wasn’t good at all. Love her old ass as I do, Melissa was really weak in the Cha-Cha. She didn’t possess much fire or hip action and looked uncomfortable attempting to do so and that was all I could focus on. Unfortunately, because this was one of the weakest dances, I think Melissa may be going home tomorrow. The other three gals are just incredibly strong and deserve to stay longer. The only highlight was Ellen’s tongue-in-cheek comment, mocking the terrible puns that usually come from Mary and Nigel, “Are you two carpenters? …Cuz you NAILED it!” (Note: Ellen didn’t have anything bad/constructive to say about any dance tonight, so her reviews don’t really count).

Melissa & Ade - 2nd Dance - Contemporary by Tyce DiOrio - “This Woman’s Work” by Maxwell (VIDEO): So this emotional dance about breast cancer had every judge on the panel in absolute tears (except Ellen). Yes, that means Nigel was choked up and crying, Mary’s tears left tracks in her make-up and Mia was absolutely sobbing during her critique. I love this song, I love this couple, I loved the emotion Melissa brought to it, I loved Ade’s sweet strength, but I was honestly more moved by the judges’ reactions than by the dance itself. Maybe I just had really high expectations because I’d heard rumors that it was so powerful… but I’m not sure I agree with Nigel that this is one for the SYTYCD history books. I’ll remember it for breaking down the judges, but the dance itself wasn’t too memorable for me.

Kayla Radomski & Jason Glover - Broadway by Tyce DiOrio - “Mr. Monotony” from Jerome Robbins Broadway by Kim Criswell (VIDEO): This was a swanky, smooth number. I appreciated Kayla’s dancing tonight more than the other girls - she has grace, style and performs really well as each “character”. Her personality off the dance floor? Well, that’s another story (a.k.a. bor-ring!). Grandpappy Radomski was back in the audience just splitting at the seams with pride and, as I always say, he’s the real reason why I like watching Kayla dance.

Kayla & Jason - 2nd Dance - Hip Hop by Shane Sparks - “They’re Everywhere” by Izza Kizza (VIDEO): After his previous Hip Hop numbers failed this season, I’m sure Mr. Sparks was out for redemption. Luckily, he had strong dancers as a resource and made a Michael Jackson Thriller-esque zombie dance. It was very entertaining and Kayla & Jason have good chemistry together. I do wonder how Tabitha & Napoleon felt after hearing Nigel say he’d been disappointed in the Hip Hop this season? Back-stabbed!

SOLOS

Kayla Radomski’s solo - “The Moment I Said It” by Imogen Heap (VIDEO): One of Kayla’s better solos in the past weeks. She showed a lot of control, really breathed into her movements and hit some beautiful lines.

Jason Glover’s solo - “…Slowdance On The Inside” by Taking Back Sunday (VIDEO) - Pretty boring, actually. Just lots of split leaps and stuff.

Janette Manrara’s solo - “Seduces Me” by Celine Dion (VIDEO) - She slowed it down and I really missed her quick, hot Salsa solos. It was okay, but not much of a stand-out for me.

Ade Obayomi’s solo - “Hater” by Various Artists Production (VIDEO) - A much, much improved solo from last week’s. His musicality was way stronger on this number and he was unique, a little odd, and did some powerful leaps and spins - please keep Ade, America! How can you resist that cheshire cat smile?

Melissa Sandvig’s solo - “Headless” by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs (VIDEO) - Totally more interesting than last week’s slooow ballet solo. It came off a bit 80’s and Flashdance-y, but that’s not really a bad thing. I just don’t know if it’s enough to save her. Waaah.

Evan Kasprazak’s solo - “Old Devil Moon” by Jamie Cullum (VIDEO) - He dropped his prop hat and had crazy armpit sweat stains, but I thought he was charming and loved the flip he did. (That doesn’t change the fact that I want him to go home already.)

Jeanine Mason’s solo - “Let the Drummer Kick” by Citizen Cope (VIDEO): Vewy intewesting. Man, Jeanine is thick, isn’t she? It’s sorta distracting, but that’s not to say she isn’t very talented. Nice song selection on her part, and was one of the best girls’ solos of the night.

Brandon Bryant’s solo - performed to “Ain’t Nothing Wrong with That” by Robert Randolph and the Family Band (VIDEO): Brandon is a pack of dynamite. I could watch him dance for hours. Keep this mofo around, even if he’s kinda annoying in rehearsal footage.

Tomorrow night is the big, FAT 100th So You Think You Can Dance episode EXTRAVAGANZA! We’ll be graced with Wade Robson, famous routines from past seasons (I hope they’ll be re-danced by previous contestants, but I won’t hold my breath) and Katie Holmes dances a tribute to Judy Garland. Plus, we find out which guy and gal get sent home - it’s getting tough to predict… Be sure to tune in!

Ooh la la! The pressure was on in tonight’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance: a lot of the dancers got their own styles or genres that weren’t too much of a stretch AND guest-judging was “love you or hate you” Contemporary choreographer, Mia Michaels. Like everyone else, I couldn’t wait to hear if she still couldn’t stand Brandon Bryant for no reason besides his face “annoys the sh!t” out of her…could he win her over? Let’s find out! Thoughts on tonight’s dances and videos (courtesy of MJ) below:

MY BOTTOM 3: Randi & Evan, Caitlin & Jason and Karla & Vitolio

Janette Manrara & Brandon Bryant - Cha-Cha - Jean-Marc and France Genereux - “Hush Hush; Hush Hush” by The Pussycat Dolls (VIDEO): Can these two do any wrong?? Guess that applies to both couples: Brandon & Janette AND the best ballroom choreographers evs, Jean-Marc & France. The dancers nailed this Cha-Cha and, to use Mary Murphy terminology, they were two spicy sexpots waiting to board the first class coach on THE HOT TAMALE TRAIN - YES THEY WERE - WOO WOOO!! Nigel said it was the best Cha-Cha ever on the show and they were so good that Mia did some furious backpedaling and pretended that she was only an outright bitch to Brandon during auditions because she “saw soooo much potential in him.” It was sort of like those made-for-TV movie moments when the drunken husband slurs, “I’m sorry! I only beat ya cuz I loves ya, baby!” Whatevs, I still think she was out of line with her personal attacks during his auditions (not critiquing his dance technique, but his FACE? Come on.). So far, Brandon definitely has what it takes to win this entire show, BUT can he and Janette win enough fans over? Also, will their egos get the best of them?

Kayla Radomski & Kupono Aweau - Jazz - Sonya Tayeh - “Eyes on Fire” by Blue Foundation (VIDEO): This was a perfect number for “Kaypono” - another bizarre, angsty, ragdolly Sonya number. The pair were moody, broody and sexy vampires and it worked. They were totally into their characters and their movements were so together. They looked ever so loverly (y’know, for a dance about death and bloodsucking immortals) and the judges finally gave my boy Kupono some props for his talent! He reminds me more and more of last season’s resident Hawaiian dancer, Mark Kanemura, with his style and embodiment of characters, but he’s sexier to look at. Love ya, Kupono! Hey producers, BTW, can we get some more shots of Kayla’s teddy bear of a grandpa? I miss him.

Randi Strong-Evans & Evan Kasprzak - Broadway - Joey Dowling - “Rich Man’s Frug” from Sweet Charity (VIDEO): This dance was a little too much like last week’s “Butt Dance” (boy-chasing-girl) at first and I thought the music was all wrong and understated for the choreography. I disagree with the judges and blame the choreographer for this underwhelming number. Evan & Randi had some strong moments, but overall I was not really into the number and Evan did come off looking weirdly feminine in some of his movements. It’s getting really hard to pick “Bottom 3″ couples this week because we’ve got some fantastic dancers this season, but Team Short Stuff is on my list for the week.

Caitlin Kinney & Jason Glover - Pop Jazz - Brian Friedman - “Creator” by Santogold (VIDEO): Caitlin played an alien who destroyed mankind and was trying to impregnate Jason, the last human on Earth. Very Xenu. I am still not in love with this couple, but they both did their best to commit to the ridiculous roles given to them, so props for that. Jason even had a few leaps in the dance that were beautiful and impressed me more than he normally does, but overall it was a very strange number and like Mia, I was way distracted by Caitlin’s outfit - something resembling a vacuum-sealed garbage bag coiled with aluminum foil. FASHION POLICE. Poor Caitlin - another pair for the Bottom 3.

Jeanine Mason & Phillip Chbeeb - Hip Hop - Tabitha and Napoleon - “Love Lockdown” by Kanye West (VIDEO): Wow these fools lucked out by getting another Tabitha & Napoleon number!  No Shane Sparks er anything to possibly screw them up. The dance literally chained Jeanine & Phillip at the ankles to represent their partnership on the show — funny how for me the chain came to symbolize how I’ve been stuck with Phillip on my TV, wonking up dance after dance and sending better dancers home. Sorry Chbeeb lovers, I’m sick of his one-note, over-pouty, fish stank face. Yes he’s a talented hip hop dancer, but even in his own genre, his performance (a.k.a. his character) always sucks and he doesn’t emotionally connect. Unfortunately for me, this dance was a success so I guess he’s safe for another week. SIGH.

Melissa Sandvig & Ade Obayomi - Pas de Duex - Thordal Christensen - Romeo & Juliet (VIDEO): I was glad to see Melissa, our sole ballerina, get to do this dance. I still really root for this couple! Definitely not Ade’s strongest dance, but it was far from a disaster and what these two lack in technique they made up for in emotional connection and chemistry. But I wonder if audiences will vote for a classical ballet number…? I hope they stay safe!

Karla Garcia & Vitolio Jeune - Quickstep - Jean-Marc and France Genereux - “Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Rufus Wainwright (VIDEO): I put these two in my Bottom 3, but honestly thought they did a really excellent job and enjoyed their spunky Quickstep moreso than Melissa & Ade’s Pas de Deux. But Mia was right that sometimes Karla wasn’t fully in her character and had a stunned facial expression that took a little away from their dance and lost some points from me. HOWEVER, I am also really rooting for this couple because Karla & Vitolio were, IMHO, anchored down by weaker partners in the past weeks and this dance alone showed that they have a lot more to offer. Overall it was a fun, quick-changing Quickstep! I mean, Karla’s dress totally transformed in the middle of the number, and that’s gotta be a crowd-pleaser. Will it be enough though?

Tomorrow night we get a performance by “AUUGH KELLY CLARKSON!” and find out which gal and guy are leaving us. Who will they be? Tune in to So You Think You Can Dance at 9pm on FOX!

At last! Tonight we got the first taste of what our So You Think You Can Dance Top 20 are capable of. There were some stand-outs and some burn-outs (ok, not that bad, but sounded cooler that way). Who will become “America’s Favorite Dancer” this season and take home the $250,000 prize? *dum dum DUMMM*

My BOTTOM 3 couples: Asuka & Vitolio, Tony & Paris and Brandon & Janette. Videos (by MJ’s Big Blog) and thoughts ahead:

Jeanine Mason & Phillip Chbeeb - Hip-Hop - Tabitha and Napoleon - “Mad” by Ne Yo (VIDEO): A lyrical hip hop routine about a couple who have an argument and need to “talk it out” before they fall asleep. Bad sign: I’ve already forgotten who Jeanine is *thinking, googling* Oh! Kay, she’s a cute Anne Hathaway look-alike and was able to hold her own with Chbeeb, the pop-locking King of Kings (as far as the judges are concerned). It was alright for me, but I tuned out in the middle cuz it wasn’t as emotionally compelling as some of Tabitha and Napoleon’s previous numbers (e.g., last season’s “No Air” with Katee & Joshua or “Bleeding Love” with Chelsea & Mark). The judges were really into it though.

Asuka Kondoh & Vitolio Jeune - Broadway - Tyce Diorio  - “Hot Honey Rag” from Chicago (VIDEO): First of all, after seeing Tyce’s delight in giving rude, bitchy comments to auditioning dancers in past weeks, I now find him pretty obnoxious (and that floss-thin beard outline has GOT to go). But even if I liked him, I thought this choreography was too slow for the pippity-peppiness of the song. Beyond the choreography, the other issue was Asuka & Vitolio were doing as Nigel said: hitting their dance moves, but not putting enough energy and personality into the roles. As much as I like Vitolio, I worry for this couple. This was one of the weakest performances of the night - didn’t *grab* my attention.

Karla Garcia & Jonathan Platero - Cha-Cha - Tony Meredith - “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga (VIDEO): Ohmigoodness, Salsa dancer Jonathan is so cute! Like the missing, sweetheart Gotti son. Contemporary dancer Karla is really likeable too. The pair had great chemistry on this Cha-Cha. Weird putting it to “Poker Face” and what is WITH the wonky camera angles? But Karla & Jonathan brought a little “skanky ho” to this Cha-Cha and it totally worked! Not technically the best Cha-Cha I’ve ever seen, but it was sexy-sexy. I’d love to see these two move on for sure. And PS, I hope I wasn’t alone in snickering when Nigel said, “You two just exploded on that stage! Jonathan, when you came through Karla’s legs with the splits like that, you shocked everybody!” …THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

Randi Strong-Evans & Evan Kasprzak - Jazz - Tyce Diorio - “I Only Have Eyes For You” by Jamie Callum (VIDEO): I know who Evan looks like! Marshall Flinkman from Alias (PIC)! Anyway, these two are the teeniest couple (especially when standing next to beanstalk Cat) but make a lovely pair. Even though they just met and Randi is married, the pint-sized duo had a nice connection and convincingly played a couple in lurve: y’know, lotsa intense, rolling around on each other and lifts. I’m glad to see Randi is leaving her dance unitards behind - maybe she’ll be leaving her hubby behind too, oh suh-nap j/k!

Paris Torres & Tony Bellisimo - Hip-Hop - Tabitha & Napoleon - “Let the Beat Rock (Boys Noize Megamix)” by the Black Eyed Peas (VIDEO): So apparently Paris was in a car accident which has made her left leg numb from the knee down. Ouch - much respect, girl!  Tony should’ve aced this since hip hop is his thang, but the number overall was “ehhhh”. The judges feel Tony needs to work harder on his “stank face”/playing the character AND improve his dancing. But he is sooo adorbs! Unfortunately, it can’t hide that this was another weak performance of the night.

Caitlin Kinney & Jason Glover - Bollywood - Nikuul - “Jai Ho” from Slumdog Millionaire (VIDEO): Seriously, Caitlin looks like LeAnn Rimes. Bollywood numbers are always fun to watch and it helps that they danced to the popular “Slumdog” theme song. An entertaining number for sure but I wasn’t as into it as the judges only because I thought Caitlin & Jason weren’t always synchronized, and sometimes I could see them lose character in trying to remember the steps. Still, they’re a cutie couple and deserve to move on. 

Janette Manrara & Brandon Bryant - Foxtrot - Louis Van Amstel - “Come Fly With Me” by Michael Buble (VIDEO): Well, I was rooting for this pair because I looove Brandon (a.k.a. he of verbal beatdowns by Mia Michaels and Lil C) and his strength. I gotta say though, this number was pretty boring (he wasn’t technically that stellar and why shove Janette in a very chaste floor-length dress that hides her amazing leggy-legs?) until the last jaw-dropping lift/spin. Brandon literally had Janette flying. So impressive, but not a real stand-out performance as a whole for me.

Ashley Valerio & Kupono Aweau - Jazz - Wade Robson - “Felt Mountain” by Goldfrapp (VIDEO): I adore Kupono - especially after this insanely creative and memorable “Crash Test Dummy” routine. No doubt that Wade Robson is a talented guy, but this eye-opening dance completely exceeded my expectations! So unique, bizarre and clever! Both Ashley & Kupono did a tremendous job playing the characters of these crash test dummies (metaphor for a relationship). They were like robotic ragdolls and constantly kept their hands not in “jazz hands” but in crash test dummy-style “jazz blades” - love it! I think it suited Kupono’s dance style perfectly. Heart! 

Melissa Sandvig & Ade Obayomi - Contemporary - Mandy Moore - “Right Here Waiting” by Richard Marx (VIDEO): So “naughty ballerina” Melissa, will now play the role of “naughty OLD ballerina”. At 29, she’s the oldest dancer on the show, but hey - with her experience, she looks like a very good match for Ade - a powerful, gorgeous contemporary dancer. This was yet another contemporary number that put our dancers in silk pajamas and had them dance lovingly with one another. So thematically sort of lame, but with Ade & Melissa behind it, it was performed with extraordinary precision and passion. Some rad lifts up in there too!  The judges ate it up! I’d like these two to stick around so I can see them in a more interesting number.

Kayla Radomski & Max Kapitanniko - Samba - Louis Van Amstel - “Jum Bah Day” by House of Gypsies (VIDEO): Wow, hot, hot, hot Samba! That was insanely good! Kayla was really sensational for someone who hasn’t had ballroom training. In audition footage she’s always a sweet/meek girl, but she really brought some fuego to the dancefloor and I was impressed by her confidence. I still miss seeing her darling crybaby of a grandpa, but I bet he was sobbing hysterically with pride after seeing her do that well. Max I can do without (sorry!), but I’d love to see Kayla continue. The dance definitely deserved the ride on the Hot Tamale Train!

Not a bad start at all! I’m excited by the potential of all of these dancers. Which guy and girl are going home tonight though? Find out by tuning in to So You Think You Can Dance at 9pm on FOX!

Finally! After weeks of auditions, TONIGHT is the night we get to see the Top 20 perform for more than a split-second montage snippet on So You Think You Can Dance. The rumored pairings for tonight’s show are:

Phillip Chbeeb and Jeanine Mason

Vitolio and Asuka Kondoh

Jonathan Platero and Karla Garcia

Evan Kasprzak and Randi Strong-Evans

Tony Bellisimo and Paris Torres

Jason Glover and Caitlin Kinney

Brandon Bryant and Janette Manrara

Kupono Aweau and Ashley Valerio

Ade and Melissa Sandvig

Maksim Kapitanniko and Kayla Radomski

And expect the following dance genres: Hip-hop, Broadway, Cha-Cha, Jazz, Bollywood, Foxtrot, Contemporary, Samba.

Ooh la la! If the chemistry is right, Brandon Bryant and Janette Manrara have the potential to be a real power couple and hit moves with the wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am that I love. I can’t wait to see everyone in action - I wanna be wowed!

Catch So You Think You Can Dance tonight on FOX at 8pm!