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U Can’t Touch This: MC Hammer’s Comeback!

Posted by KAT in Hammertime

February 18th, 2009, 03:47 PM

MC HammerIt’s…. HAMMERTIME!

Yeah!  Late ’90s/early ’90s rapper MC Hammer is following in the footsteps of musical has-beens Flavor Flav (Flavor of Love) and Bret Michaels (Rock of Love) and getting his own reality show.

It’ll be called Hammertime.  Doi.

Each half-hour episode will follow the daily lives of Hammer and his fam - one wife and five kids, to be exact - in Oakland, California.  Executive producer J.D. Roth claims the show will be similar to an unscripted version of The Cosby Show, which I find hard to believe, because Dr. Huxtable was an MD, not an MC.

HA!!!

It’s been picked up by A&E and will be produced by the makers of The Biggest Loser and Beauty and the Geek.

I don’t know what y’all think, but in my opinion, this show sounds like it might be really good.  Actually, I’d say the idea was…

TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!

2 Legit 2 Quit


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Your Tour Ends Here, John Mayer

Posted by KAT in Friends, Rock of Love, Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Bus

February 10th, 2009, 04:27 PM

Bret Michaels & Jennifer AnistonWahoo!  Here’s what Bret Michaels, star of Rock of Love, Rock of Love 2, and Rock of Love Bus had to say about Friends / whateverthatmoviescalled star Jennifer Aniston:

“There is no doubt I find Jennifer to be very hot, smart, funny down-to-earth and a great actress. She is creative and seems to be on top of her business as well. Most importantly, she seems like someone you could take home to meet mom — yet, behind closed tour bus doors, she could rock your world. I am really just stating the facts as I see them.”

On her relationship with John Mayer, he says he respects it, “but should John fall out of the picture for some reason… I’m just saying.”

Hey-ohhh!  As a huge Bret Michaels fan and a big believer that Jennifer Aniston is a total bummer, this hypothetical coupling warms me to my core.  Jennifer Aniston alone?  Sad and pathetic.  Jennifer Aniston and Bret Michaels?  A couple of adorable forty-year-olds who’ve decided there’s honor in settling for less and will forever live a warm life of mind-numbing comfort, crying in each other’s arms and flat-ironing one another’s hair!

Will you stay in this house and continue to rock Bret Michaels’s world, Jen?

And P.S., go ahead and lie to my face and tell me you can’t picture this young lady writhing around on stage wearing stone-washed denim and a Poison t-shirt cut off at the shoulders:

Jennifer Aniston

GET ON THE BUS, JENNIFER ANISTON!

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Ashley Can Has Cheeseburger?

Posted by KAT in Rock of Love Bus

January 26th, 2009, 03:54 PM

Did everyone see yesterday’s Rock of Love Bus?

For me, the star of yesterday’s episode was Ashley, a.k.a Juliette Lewisface.  Ashley gets crazy drunk, makes out with Farrah all sloppy-like to get male attention, then goes on a witch hunt to expose Beverly as a drummer-smoocher.  Bret’s drummer, to be exact.  Scandal!

But let me present to you my favorite scene of the episode:

Rock of Love Bus: Ashley

Rock of Love Bus: Ashley

Ashley talk-to-the-handing Beverly and requesting, no, DEMANDING a cheeseburger.  With subtitles, no less!  Homegirl is thisclose to getting a LOLAshley series if she isn’t careful.

And I absolutely loved her whaeva ‘tude as she stumbled around puking into trash cans. Whaeva I do what I want I live like a rock star whaeva she’s not here for Bret whaeva I want a cheeseburger so sophisticated whaeva I SAW YOU! whaeva if you wanna date a rock star you’d better get used to falling of the stage bitch whaeva! MAKING OUT! I want a cheeseburger!

Just drunk Ashley freestylin’, y’all.

Regardless of Beverly’s smooching and Ashley’s drunking, Brazillan babe Marcia was the one to leave the Rock of Love Bus this week.  Her tequila/Doritos breath will surely be missed!

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