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INK’D! This is Stupid.

Posted by KAT in Beauty and the Geek, I Love Money, Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Charm School, Trophy Wife

February 20th, 2009, 06:13 PM

Aw, HELL no!

Megan Hauserman tattoo

I have no words.  Some 20-year-old dude (obviously) named Eddie (clearly) who lives in Estero, Florida (of course) got reality whore Megan Hauserman TATTOOED on his bicep!

Remember Megan Hauserman? You’ve been trying to forget her since you saw her on Rock of Love 2, I Love Money, Rock of Love Charm School, and Beauty and the Geek, with little success.  She’s been racing through your mind since you first laid eyes on that burnt-biscuit pucker a few years back on VH1.  You’re looking forward to her upcoming series, Trophy Wife, and you wish you had the net worth to date her.  Face it: you want a tattoo of her on your bicep, too.

Hey!  Megan’s cheek in that tattoo kinda looks like a crescent roll.

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She’s Baa-aack! Megan Gets Geared Up to Dig Gold

Posted by KAT in Rock of Love Charm School, Trophy Wife

December 8th, 2008, 01:20 PM

Alright, already!  I’ll blog!

Erin is so pissed, she refuses to slap her two cents on this here blog even though she’s the huuuuugest Rock of Love Charm School fan ever (PROOF here!).

And pissed with good reason!  We’ve got disturbing news to report!

Megan HausermanIt was announced recently that the most horribly despicable piece of dumb-as-bricks shizz to ever grace the world of reality TV will be starring in her very own series.

That’s right folks, reality wench Megan Hauserman will be gold-digging her way through VH1’s upcoming Trophy Wife.  You’ll recognize Megan from her stints on Rock of Love 2, I Love Money, Charm School, and Beauty and the Geek, and you’ll likely remember her as one of the dumbest, most terrible people ever.  Trophy Wife will center around Megan as single men with “a net worth of $1,000,000 or more” compete to date her.

In fact, they’re still casting!  If you’re rich and interested in dating a babe who’s aging poorly and who’ll spend your money and maybe make out with you once or twice, check out casting call info here.

I guess we’ve gotta hand it to Megan - she’s certainly been spreading her brand around quicker than a nasty case of the herps.  She’s doing well for herself, for a dumbass with a face like a burnt biscuit.

Can’t wait to watch for 10 minutes, then get pissed and turn it off!

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