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Heidi & Spencer Hated on the Talk Show Circuit

Posted by KAT in The Hills, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien

November 19th, 2009, 02:16 PM

Heh.  I keep coming across clips of The Hills villains Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in which interviewers poke fun at or straight hate on the duo.  Here’s a good one from The Insider, for one.

Speidi are on tour promoting their new book, How to Be Famous.  The latest clip comes from The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien.  Watch as Conan interviews the pair:



Part two:



Lots of boos, eh?

I’ve never been a huge Seth Green fan, but I enjoy his involvement.  He’s trying to play along, but it’s hard being nice to these two.  EVERYBODY HATES THEM!!!

But they’re so, so fun to watch.

Stephanie Pratt Caught Driving Under the Influence

Posted by KAT in The Hills

October 19th, 2009, 04:03 PM

The Hills’s Stephanie Pratt is in trouble yet again!

Stephanie Pratt MugshotThe Hills: Stephanie Pratt

The 23-year-old reality star was pulled over early Sunday morning and charged with a DUI after a night out at sister-in-law Holly Montag’s birthday party at Empire nightclub Saturday night.

Pratt blew a .08 and .09 into the breathalizer thingy.  Legal limit in California is .08, babe.

Even worse, she’d been blabbin’ on and on Saturday evening before the party started that she was tired and would be going home early.  Pratt even tweeted “its my sissy @hollymontags bday party! just finished dinner and going to Empire but im pretty tired aka yes i am the party pooper” mere hours before.

Worst of all?  Part of the reason she was so “tired” was that she’d been up late the night before, bummed about having lost a friend in a car accident a day earlier. Pratt was interviewed by TMZ telling everyone to “drive safe.”

Ironic!  Seems as though she’d been working overtime trying to shed her party girl image but was only slapped in the face with the cold, hard truth.

Clean your act up, Stephanie Pratt!  But like, for reals, this time, not just for the cameras.  Take a cab home next time, dummy.

Spencer Pratt Buys Way Too Many Playboys

Posted by KAT in The Hills

October 14th, 2009, 03:16 PM

Barf!  This is what desperation looks like:

Spencer Pratt's 3,000 Playboys

The Hills’s Spencer Pratt tweeted this disturbing image yesterday with the caption “This is what 3000 playboys look like.”

Yes, you’re exactly right.  Dude purchased 3,000 copies of wife Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover.  He demands success, even if it’s vastly undeserved.  Story of his life!

[Source: Allie is Wired]

The Return of Heidi Montag’s Heidiwood!

Posted by KAT in The Hills

October 5th, 2009, 04:58 PM

Oh nooooo, you guys!  My worst fears have come true!

Following news that former Hills narrator and rival Lauren Conrad released her low-cost Kohl’s collection, Heidi Montag decided to drop this bombshell on Twitter:

Twitter: heidimontag

Gross me out!  It’s the return of Heidiwood!

In case you missed it, The Hills’s Heidi Montag put out fashion line Heidiwood sometime last year, which was picked up in Anchor Blue stores.  New York Magazine’s “test drive” article summed up this collection of slutwear quite well, read it.

I certainly hope, for her sake, Heidi comes up with something better than zebra skank tanks and 1/4″ inseams.  The girl’s taste level is questionable.

Can’t wait to see some serious promotional paparazzi shots!  Heidi with a needle and thread, pretending to know how to sew?

Lauren Conrad’s LA Candy to Hit the Big Screen

Posted by KAT in The Hills

September 30th, 2009, 02:31 PM

Lauren Conrad & LA CandyWas anyone expecting Lauren Conrad to fade away in the celeb background after quitting The Hills?  Yeah, me too.

Turns out her bestselling young adult novel, L.A. Candy will be made into a full-length feature film!  The book follows 19-year-old protagonist Jane Roberts as she moves to Los Angeles and finds fame as a reality TV star.  Here’s what producer Marty Bowen had to say about the whole shebang:

Lauren, who became an icon in that reality show world, came to us with a structure of how to tell the story in an interesting fashion that was separate and apart from the book.  We loved her take. Her book is an honest portrayal of what it must be like to set out to be normal, then sign on to become famous and eventually realize, wow, this isn’t at all what I’d planned for myself.

So interesting that Lauren would be able to create an honest portrayal of what it must be like to be a reality star.  She’s super creative.

Lauren plans to write more books involving the same character.  Should I read these?  Is the first one out in paperback yet?

Wake me when the movie’s out.

[Source: Variety]


The Hills and The City Premiere Tonight!

Posted by KAT in Laguna Beach, The City, The Hills

September 29th, 2009, 02:09 PM

Hey evvverybodyyyy, get excited!  Both The Hills and The City premiere tonight on MTV!  It all starts this evening at 10:00 p.m.

The Hills & The City: Justin Bobby & Kristin Cavallari, Whitney Port, Olivia Palermo & co.

The Hills will feature our new villainess, Laguna Beach’s Kristin Cavallari, filling in for the newly-absent Lauren Conrad.  Meanwhile, on The City, Whitney Port will have some new friends in tow - party girls Samantha and Roxy - and Olivia Palermo will be starting a new job at Elle Magazine (say hello to Nina Garcia for us!).

Should be a good night of television!  To get you pumped up about the night ahead, here’s a list of each character and how much they will be making for each episode of The Hills:

Kristin Cavallari, $90,000

Audrina Patridge, $100,000

Lauren “Lo” Bosworth, $100,000

Heidi Montag, $100,000

Spencer Pratt, $65,000

Brody Jenner, $45,000

From The Daily Beast.  How do these salaries make you feel?

Lauren Conrad was up to $125,000 before she left.  How much do you think Stacie the bartender takes home?

Kristin Cavallari Apologizes For Speidi

Posted by KAT in Laguna Beach, The Hills

September 24th, 2009, 01:43 PM

The Hills: Kristin CavallariHA!  I’m into this.

Here’s what The Hills / Laguna Beach villainess Kristin Cavallari had to say when asked about introducing Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on The Hills Aftershow:

“I want to apologize to everybody, I had no idea what it would turn into.”

Lollerskates!  She created a monster!

Season 6 of The Hills (now starring Kristin!) starts September 29th.

Will you be watching now that Lauren Conrad’s gone?

[Source: I'm Not Obsessed]

LC Lauren Conrad Hits Kohl’s!

Posted by KAT in The Hills

September 23rd, 2009, 01:09 PM

It’s finally here!  Former The Hills star Lauren Conrad’s low-cost collection, LC Lauren Conrad, for Kohl’s has launched!  Check it out here.

Per Lauren, “fall is about layers and comfortable fabrics.”  I suppose that’s what we get with these styles.  Here’s a selection:

Lauren Conrad for Kohl'sLauren Conrad for Kohl's

Lauren Conrad for Kohl'sLauren Conrad for Kohl's

Yikes.  A few of these pieces were just too boring to post.  Pretty simple stuff, just with LC’s name attached.  I’m cool with it.

I just hope Heidi Montag doesn’t follow suit with another crappy fashion line!  Heidiwood was simply depressing!

LC Lauren Conrad, In stores now!  Will you be buying?

[Source: Jezebel]

While Kanye Was Busy Dissin’ Taylor Swift…

Posted by KAT in The Hills

September 14th, 2009, 04:06 PM

What the French toast is this?

The Hills: Stephanie Pratt

That’s The Hills’s Stephanie Pratt as we know her on the left, and The Hills’s Stephanie Pratt at last night’s 2009 MTV Video Music Awards on the right.  Babe got some serious work done, clearly.

She kinda looks like white Beyonce, but in the worst way possible (Love ya, B!). That new nose is pretty bangin’, but what is the meaning of that plumped-up pout?  Looks like a beesting.

[Source: Scandalist]

The Hills Season 6 Sneak Preview!

Posted by KAT in I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Laguna Beach, The Hills

September 1st, 2009, 04:12 PM

Oh SNAP!  No biggie, but I JUST came across an extended trailer for the upcoming 6th season of The Hills.  Feast your eyes on this bad boy:

Excitement!  I have to admit, this season looks way more exciting than the last few.  Laguna Beach’s Kristin Cavallari def knows how to shake things up.

“How can one person turn all our lives upside down?” asks Stephanie Pratt.  It’s almost as if this show is scripted, eh, Steph?  Heh.

Other things that caught my eye - I totally forgot how different Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt act on the show than they do in real life.  In “real” life, they’re all about making outlandish statements and supporting each other 100%, whereas on the The Hills, they sorta stick with the Heidi-wants-to-settle-down/Spencer-resists thing.

And a Speidi baby?  No thank you!  I hope Heidi’s lady parts expire before THAT becomes a reality.

As for Holly Montag needing to go to rehab - from what I’ve seen of her on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, the girl is totally regs.  What a snoozy plotline for Speidi to make up.  Let’s get a bit more creative, people!

Same with Kristin dating Justin Bobby - I don’t buy that that wasn’t fabricated for a second.

Basically: Yay Hills!  September 29th on MTV, everybodyyy!

*** UPDATE: MTV has taken down the trailer!  Here’s the only video clip I could find of the darn thing:

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