Oh, sheesh.  It looks like Megan Hauserman will be getting her day in the sun after all.

Following news that leading Megan Wants a Millionaire contestant Ryan Jenkins was accused of murdering his wife and then subsequently committing suicide, the Hauserman VH1 reality dating series was canceled.

Now, seems like the network and aspiring trophy wife are working out another deal.

RadarOnline.com has the scoop:

“VH1 is giving Megan her own reality show,” a source confirms. When the show was abruptly canceled “they promised Megan her own show…that’s how they bought her silence.”

As for the show’s format, the source says it will probably move away from a dating-themed show and will unscripted despite Hauserman asking for a scripted show.

Hmm… Sounds kinda shady, doesn’t it?  I suppose a VH1’s gotta do what it’s gotta do.

Totally not surprised that all it took for Megan Hauserman to keep quiet was the promise of another reality show.  That babe’s been on more reality shows than any publicity whore out there - Rock of Love 2, I Love Money, Rock of Love Charm School, Beauty and the Geek…

An un-scripted non-dating show, eh? What do you think the new one will be about?

[Source: Radar]

Hurrah!  Today is full of exciting reality show news!

Now I KNOW you guys weren’t satisfied with Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Bus, and Rock of Love Girls Charm School being the only Rock of Love spin-offs out there.  Which is why VH1 has come up with Daisy of Love, a reality dating show featuring Rock of Love 2’s Daisy De La Hoya!

As you’ll recall, Daisy De La Hoya was the totally amazing contestant in Rock of Love 2 who was denied an all-access pass to Bret Michaels’s heart, beating out everybody but Ambre.

Oh happy day, the VH1 blog has posted pics of the Daisy of Love cast members!  I’ve peered at these images closely and ascertained that these d00ds fit into approx. five different categories.

My classification system below.  Get excited, y’all, Daisy’s coming!

Aw, HELL no!

I have no words.  Some 20-year-old dude (obviously) named Eddie (clearly) who lives in Estero, Florida (of course) got reality whore Megan Hauserman TATTOOED on his bicep!

Remember Megan Hauserman? You’ve been trying to forget her since you saw her on Rock of Love 2, I Love Money, Rock of Love Charm School, and Beauty and the Geek, with little success.  She’s been racing through your mind since you first laid eyes on that burnt-biscuit pucker a few years back on VH1.  You’re looking forward to her upcoming series, Trophy Wife, and you wish you had the net worth to date her.  Face it: you want a tattoo of her on your bicep, too.

Hey!  Megan’s cheek in that tattoo kinda looks like a crescent roll.

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, everyone!

It seems to be a slow news day so far, so here’s a few breadcrumbs to follow:

The Hills / Bromance’s Brody Jenner appeared on Live with Regis & Kelly this morning and asks for Regis’s hand in bromance.  Good move, Brodes.

Speaking of The Hills!  Former McCain-ers Heidi and Spencer have thrown their support behind Barack Obama, as evidenced by their whimsical bike ride and Baracky t-shirts.  Suck it, GOP!

[Sorry dudes, tried not to blog about them, but I find their photo ops so LOL-worthy!]

Silly Full House-themed spoof of Rick Springfield’s “Jessie’s Girl” posted on Dave Coulier’s website: “Uncle Jesse’s Girl.”  Apparently, John Stamos sent it to him.  I like picturing that exchange.

Mildly funny.  Very very very mild.

Kelly Osbourne arrested for assault! Mama didn’t raise no fool!  Oh wait, I mean the opposite of that.  It’s off to Charm School for you, Kel!

Former porn star, sock-stealer, and Kat fave Brittaney was kicked off of Rock of Love Bus last night.  Weepsauce!  I will cry each week on your behalf, Britts.

That’s all for Monday so far!  Let’s hope the day picks up with some celeb scandal!

It’s for real! As Kat posted last month, bitchy Rock of Love Charm School contestant, Megan, got a buns whuppin’ by Sharon Osbourne, the show’s host and mentor (ha!) at the reunion taping which aired last night on VH1.

It’s no secret that Megan was one of my least favorite contestants - she is catty and totally unapologetic for harassing her cast mates. Instead, she embarrassed womankind and staggered on stage in a bikini and did all she could to slur, scream and interrupt everyone.

Everyone seemed to tolerate it fine until Megan pushed the wrong button and said to Mrs. Osbourne:

“The only thing that you’ve managed to do as a ‘celebrity’ is watch your husband’s brain turn into a vegetable.”

Oh hell to the no! Messing with Ozzy Osbourne? Catfight o’ comeuppance clip ahead!

Good times, but I bet there’s missing footage of Sharon screaming like a banshee as she tears into Megan’s scalp like a frothy-mouthed wombat hidden somewhere in the bowels of VH1…

Moral compass says: Violence is NOT the answer and of all people Sharon should’ve risen above it (seeing as she was teaching the girls to be proper ladies all season)… buuuuut watching the clip frees something in me, like my inner hillbilly, and I can’t help but smile.

Watch an extended version of Sharon vs Megan here!

Did this happen? I want to know if this happened.

Terrible terrible Megan Hauserman of Rock of Love Charm School claims series host Sharon Osbourne physically assaulted her last Saturday at the taping of the show’s reunion special.  Hauserman apparently responded to a verbal attack by telling Osbourne the only reason she’s famous is because she managed a “brain dead rock star” — at which point Osbourne attacked.

The LAPD is investigating the catfight, so no confirmation yet.  In the meantime, peep this totally sweet pic of Megan Hauserman’s effed-up head I yoinked from Pink Is The New Blog.  Ouchies!  Straight to tha dome!

If you want EVEN MORE (loser!), check out this video of Hauserman, arm in a sling, crying attack. Courtesy of TMZ!

Heh.  So did this happen or does VH1 just have a totally sweet marketing team?  Probably both.

Honestly, I’m kind of disappointed in Big Mama O.  I always saw her as a stand-up gal with a heart of gold who tough-loved Ozzy to straight livin’.  I’m all for standing up for my man (loveyaNicksupbabe), but physical violence is sooooo déclassé.

If I were O, I’d probs just drop some big dolla bills on getting Megan’s upcoming reality show cancelled.  Or like, put poo in her sandwich.  Whatevs is easier.

Alright, already!  I’ll blog!

Erin is so pissed, she refuses to slap her two cents on this here blog even though she’s the huuuuugest Rock of Love Charm School fan ever (PROOF here!).

And pissed with good reason!  We’ve got disturbing news to report!

It was announced recently that the most horribly despicable piece of dumb-as-bricks shizz to ever grace the world of reality TV will be starring in her very own series.

That’s right folks, reality wench Megan Hauserman will be gold-digging her way through VH1’s upcoming Trophy Wife.  You’ll recognize Megan from her stints on Rock of Love 2, I Love Money, Charm School, and Beauty and the Geek, and you’ll likely remember her as one of the dumbest, most terrible people ever.  Trophy Wife will center around Megan as single men with “a net worth of $1,000,000 or more” compete to date her.

In fact, they’re still casting!  If you’re rich and interested in dating a babe who’s aging poorly and who’ll spend your money and maybe make out with you once or twice, check out casting call info here.

I guess we’ve gotta hand it to Megan - she’s certainly been spreading her brand around quicker than a nasty case of the herps.  She’s doing well for herself, for a dumbass with a face like a burnt biscuit.

Can’t wait to watch for 10 minutes, then get pissed and turn it off!

While America rocks the vote today, let’s talk Rock of Love Charm School - another show I watch in shame. This winner of a show is full of losers who didn’t win Bret Michaels’ heart on his Bachelor-wannabe series Rock of Love. Past season hussies are enrolled in Charm School to salvage their skanked up reputations. Whipping them into shape is headmistress Sharon Osbourne, whose English accent is the only dignified thing in the show.

The producers decided the best way for these drama queens to improve upon their shameful behavior was to load them up with booze, trap their conflicting personalities together and push them to compete and stab their castmates in the back.

There’s no room for sisterhood in rock and roll!

But let’s be honest, no one really wants to see these girls clean up – we want them to continue to humiliate themselves on basic cable TV and be vindictive, self-absorbed a-holes. Girls like Sunday night’s casualty, Megan - a truly heinous specimen of a female who is proud to be ignorant because she thinks she will always look like she’s 25 years old. She spent Charm School lying, stealing and abusing her castmates verbally and via donkey-kick:

Yeah, I have tons of faith that she’s learned to change her ways…

They make it easy to hate these ladies and that’s the key to the show: I love to hate it, but I hate to love it! Man, that’s deep. Or maybe shallow.

Catch these biotches in action Sundays at 9pm on VH1 (or online at any time). Do it - before they claw the hair extensions right off your scalp.