Paris Hilton Claims “That’s Huge” As Her Own
Posted by KAT in Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Paris Hilton's My New BFF 2June 11th, 2009, 11:49 AM
Oh, brother. Listen to this load of malarkey.
Apparently, Paris Hilton has copyrighted her new catch phrase, “That’s huge.” She’ll be charging any public figure who uses the phrase.
Oh, and bee tee dubs, she’s already locked down “That’s hot,” so don’t even try to use that one.
Hmph. In the words of the great Tina Fey, Paris Hilton’s a piece of sh*t. I’ve watched an episode or two of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, and I really don’t understand why anyone would legitimately want to be friends with her. She’s not funny or charming or even fun, and she’s like, negative smart and mean-spirited.
In fact, my favorite thing about Paris is that she never got her hook nose fixed. She coulda bought herself a super nice schnozz with daddy’s money, if you think about it, but she stuck it out with that skin-scythe.
At least Heidi and Spencer work hard for their airtime. Paris just sorta hangs around holding tiny accessory dogs.
Okayyy, rant OVER!
[Source: Allie is Wired]

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