May 20th, 2009, 02:32 PM
Well, lordy, lordy. Over the past few weeks, the buzz from the bee’s has been that Paramount’s been chasing High School Musical’s Zac Efron to star in an upcoming remake of 1984’s Footloose. However, it was confirmed this week that it’ll be Chace Crawford from Gossip Girl in the starring role as dance-happy Ren McCormack, the character made famous by Kevin Bacon.
Now’s about the time we choose ourselves a leading lady! The rumor mill’s been churning with possibilities. Babes in the running include Heroes’s Hayden Panettiere, What I Like About You’s Amanda Bynes, Dancing With the Stars pro Julianne Hough and Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus. What a line-up!
All decent contenders, I suppose (aside from that Hayden Purseface - do NOT want to see that toddler body gyrating!), but I have some concerns. One concern, really: Chace is way too pretty for these ladies! They’ll look like sweatstains next to him!
Well, let’s see what we’re working with:
Chace Crawford and Hayden Panettiere in… Footloose!!!
Chace Crawford and Amanda Bynes in… Footloose!!!
Chace Crawford and Julianne Hough in… Footloose!!!
Chace Crawford and Miley Cyrus in… Footloose!!!
You see what I mean? What a bunch of hags! All doughy-faced and frizzy-haired next to our man Chace.
But don’t fret, I’ve come up with a quick fix. For the approval of Paramount Pictures, I present my candidates for Footloose dream couple:
Chace Crawford and Taylor Swift in… Footloose!!!
Two cat-eyed, country-flavored hotties! The perfect match! Am I right or am I right?