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Megan Wants Another Reality Series

Posted by KAT in Beauty and the Geek, I Love Money, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Charm School

September 3rd, 2009, 05:24 PM

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Megan HausermanOh, sheesh.  It looks like Megan Hauserman will be getting her day in the sun after all.

Following news that leading Megan Wants a Millionaire contestant Ryan Jenkins was accused of murdering his wife and then subsequently committing suicide, the Hauserman VH1 reality dating series was canceled.

Now, seems like the network and aspiring trophy wife are working out another deal.

RadarOnline.com has the scoop:

“VH1 is giving Megan her own reality show,” a source confirms. When the show was abruptly canceled “they promised Megan her own show…that’s how they bought her silence.”

As for the show’s format, the source says it will probably move away from a dating-themed show and will unscripted despite Hauserman asking for a scripted show.

Hmm… Sounds kinda shady, doesn’t it?  I suppose a VH1’s gotta do what it’s gotta do.

Totally not surprised that all it took for Megan Hauserman to keep quiet was the promise of another reality show.  That babe’s been on more reality shows than any publicity whore out there - Rock of Love 2, I Love Money, Rock of Love Charm School, Beauty and the Geek…

An un-scripted non-dating show, eh? What do you think the new one will be about?

[Source: Radar]

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Megan Wants a Millionaire: Cast Predictions!

Posted by KAT in Beauty and the Geek, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Rock of Love 2, Uncategorized

July 31st, 2009, 10:00 AM

For months we’ve been watching for updates on Rock of Love 2 and Beauty & the Geek alumn / professional gold-digger Megan Hauserman’s new show, all the while expecting it to be called Trophy Wife.

Now, it’s been announced that the VH1 series in question is to be titled Megan Wants a Millionaire, and is set to premiere Sunday, August 2nd.

But most importantly, the contestants have been announced!  I’ve pasted their pics below, with my personal predictions…

DAVID - Loves his iPhone:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: David

DONALD - Turns out to actually be Megan’s absentee father, in a well-meaning but totally pervy attempt at reconnecting with her:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Donald

ALEX - Everyone knows his social networking start-up’s gonna fail:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Alex

SHAUN - He’s a professional poker player and he’s SOOOO ANNOYING:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Shaun

GARTH - Just hoping Donald Trump will notice him:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Garth

FRANCISCO - Claims to have invented that crappy shirt he’s wearing.  Patent pending:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Francisco

PUNISHER - Shut UP:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Punisher

JAMES - Turns out to be Megan’s pick, which is totally bummer on account of he’s the non-millionaire producers planted on the show in order to teach Megan the true meaning of love:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: James

RYAN - Most successful concierge of all time:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Ryan

MIKE - Too easy.  Professional bowler:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Mike

JOE - Wrote for The Daily Show, but back when Craig Kilborn was host, though:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Joe

SEX-TOY DAVE: Ben Stiller’s cousin.  Dunno why he goes by “Sex-Toy.”

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Sex-Toy Dave


MATT - Markets a successful line of premium tequila.  That’s his real hair:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Matt

COREY - VH1 exec who decides to fill in last minute when another contestant comes to his senses and backs out.  His wife is totally pissed:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Corey

AUDI - Everybody thought he was kidding when he said he was the heir to the Audi fortune:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Audi

AL - His chain of restaurants is tacky, at best:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: Al

TJ - Ummm, he works for Salesforce maybe?:

Megan Wants a Millionaire: TJ

What do you think?  Do you agree with my expert assessments?

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INK’D! This is Stupid.

Posted by KAT in Beauty and the Geek, I Love Money, Rock of Love 2, Rock of Love Charm School, Trophy Wife

February 20th, 2009, 06:13 PM

Aw, HELL no!

Megan Hauserman tattoo

I have no words.  Some 20-year-old dude (obviously) named Eddie (clearly) who lives in Estero, Florida (of course) got reality whore Megan Hauserman TATTOOED on his bicep!

Remember Megan Hauserman? You’ve been trying to forget her since you saw her on Rock of Love 2, I Love Money, Rock of Love Charm School, and Beauty and the Geek, with little success.  She’s been racing through your mind since you first laid eyes on that burnt-biscuit pucker a few years back on VH1.  You’re looking forward to her upcoming series, Trophy Wife, and you wish you had the net worth to date her.  Face it: you want a tattoo of her on your bicep, too.

Hey!  Megan’s cheek in that tattoo kinda looks like a crescent roll.

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