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East vs. West: TV Show Showdown

Posted by KAT in ALF, Baywatch, Boy Meets World, Cheers, Murphy Brown, The Cosby Show, The Wonder Years, Twin Peaks

March 19th, 2009, 03:28 PM

This is pretty awesome. Some dude named Dan Meth made a map pinpointing where American shows live:

U.S.A. Sitcom Map

Snooty old New York gets its own map.

This shizz is ripe for a decent East Coast vs. West Coast rivarly. Shoot, this is better than pop vs. soda!

Who would win? Including New York, we’ve got The Cosby Show, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Family Guy, Cheers, Boy Meets World, and Murphy Brown on the East, up against the West’s The Wonder Years, Full House, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Baywatch, ALF, and Grey’s Anatomy, just to give you a taste.

It pains me to say it, but I think the East may have it. Erin does always say I like that East Coast humor. So sue me!

Posted in ALF, Baywatch, Boy Meets World, Cheers, Murphy Brown, The Cosby Show, The Wonder Years, Twin Peaks | 4 Comments::Add Comment

David Hasselhoff, Mr. T & More Get Felt Up

Posted by ERIN in Baywatch, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Flight of the Conchords, Magnum, P.I., The A-Team, The Golden Girls

March 3rd, 2009, 02:39 PM

I heart the Internets so much when I discover things like these rad lil dolls by Kezzaroo. How else would I find out that someone has so artfully fashioned wee felt replicas of beloved TV characters? She had me at the mini Ron Burgundy (Anchorman), but looksie at some of Kezzaroo’s other inspired creations:

Baywatch
Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (played by David Hasselhoff)

This tiny guy is so adorable that all I want to do is “hassel the Hoff“! I sort of miss the gnarls of chest hairs, but I suppose the beauty is in its simplicity.

The A-Team
B. A. Baracus (played by Mr. T)

Mr. T felt

Look out, T! There’s another you behind… you…! His famous T-hawk is perfectly captured, and I pity the fool who doesn’t give an inner-squeal over the rock star gold chainlets.

Flight of the Conchords
Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement (as themselves)

Check out the detailed threads (pun intended) on these doppelgängers for New Zealand’s fourth most popular guitar-based, digi-bongo, a capella-rap-funk-comedy, folk duo!

Magnum, P.I.
Thomas Magnum (played by Tom Selleck)

I love the ’stache! All that’s missing is a flowery, Hawaiian shirt to really differentiate this teeny man from, say, Ron Jeremy. Actually, scratch that - a floral shirt pattern will guarantee that they’ll still look alike.

The Golden Girls

(top, clockwise) Dorothy Zbornak, Blanche Devereaux, Sophia Petrillo and Rose Nylund
(played by Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty and Betty White)

We here at Square Eyes love us some Golden Girls in any shape or form and this is no exception! My only concern is how these sassy ladies can possibly wisecrack and eat cheesecake without mouths…

Dog the Bounty Hunter
Duane “Dog” Chapman (as himself)