Hey, Remember Charlie Sheen?

Posted by BRADY in Two and a Half Men, celebrity gossip

June 27th, 2011, 04:03 PM

Oh Charlie. Remember when the entire world hung on your every word? When we gathered around our computers to hear your U-Stream rants as though they were Roosevelt’s Fireside Chats? When your catchphrases adorned t-shirts and Facebook statues across the internet? When the media circus you created was the lead story on every entertainment show in the world? TMZ must have had a team of full-time Charlie watchers. But no more. The glory days have come and gone. The reign of Charlie is officially over.

For while there Charlie Sheen seemed to have the world in front of him, with reported TV show and movie offers and the option to go back to his multi-million dollar stint on Two and a Half Men? But no more, Ashton Kutcher has taken up that mantle and will be acting as the new charming, labido-driven guy on Two and a Half Men. Charlie took his rapid following as a chance to tour the country, triumphantly greeting his adoring fans in each city. But no more, his bizarre, rambling, unfunny stage-show has limped to an end after horrible reviews and grossly under-performing ticket sales. At one point he had multiple porn star “goddesses” living in his mansion. But no more, one of them ditched him for a new boyfriend only days after his live show started tanking, and the last has finally ditched him this week now that it was clear Charlie’s time in the spotlight was over.

With no professional opportunities apparently being offered to him, and a cultural image that has gone from deranged folk hero to cliched punchline who everyone is sick of, it seems that Charlie is out of luck for now. The Sheen kingdom is crumbling. The supply of Tiger Blood is running dry. Is it time to change the slogan to “Losing!”?

42 Responses to “Hey, Remember Charlie Sheen?”

  1. Rolex Says:

    you guys are just stupid haters. I can feel the anger of the writer(s) and ignorance while reading this article. winners have up and downs too, after all we still human beings. Hate it or love it, Charlie is still.. WINNNNNNNINGGG !!!

  2. charlifreak285 Says:

    charlie sheen is the greatest,or at least was ,and i think he will be that almost in the future

  3. charlifreak285 Says:

    kutcher sucks

  4. Andreas Says:

    Charlie Sheen, what can i say, i just adore you, and i can’t begin to say, how sorry i am that you got the boot from “Two and a half man”. The show will never be the same again, they should pretty much change the titel of the show, coze this aint it anymore. Look me up, i’m ur nr #1 fan ;) Best of luck to you!

  5. Razaq Says:

    Kutcher Sucks ! Whether you like it or not, Sheen is WINNING !Tough luck for you haters, just the fact that you had to write this lame ass article proves the point. Loser !

  6. Tony Says:

    Charlie rocks ! what the heck is this guy talking about… Brady.. obviously u dont know wht u talk about.. u should get fired! charlie still the king

  7. Sara Says:

    …bring him back from the dead..!

  8. BBK Says:

    Bring Charlie back….Kutcher is ruining the whole show…WHOLE CHARM OF 2 N HALF MAN IS GONE…DAMN!!!

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