Mary Murphy! Babies! Snoop! Whatta day!

Posted by Diana in 90210, So You Think You Can Dance, celebrity gossip

January 11th, 2011, 05:31 PM

She’s baaaaaaaack!!  CHOOO CHOOOOO

Get in line for your tickets to that Hot Tamale train, dancers, ‘cuz Mary Murpy is returning to the So You Think You Can Dance judge’s table right next to Nigel Lythgoe!  And auditions for next season have already started, though we’ll have to sit through a Simon Cowell-less American Idol before finding America’s next Favorite Dancer.  Prepare to spend several months watching Fox on mute.

Khloe Kardashian-Odom is more than just a new ginger–she’s also a new expectant mother!  Perfect timing, KK-O, as your personal private shared-only-with-your-hubster reality show starts filming soon.  Prepare to give birth on E!!  Also pregstronaut (besides all those 16 and Pregnant girls, of course): Alaskan songstress Jewel, freaky Black Swan Natalie Portman, and, of course, teeny tiny bananas it’s fantastic I die kills it Rachel Zoe is seven months along with a baby boy she’ll probably name Banana Perfection.  And he’ll be the most fabulous boy who has ever lived!  Even more fabulous than her former assistant Brad Goreski!  Somewhere in the Los Angeles metro area, a single tear is running down his perfectly styled face into his perfectly styled endless scarf.

I admit: I tried watching the new (Beverly Hills) 90210 when it first aired.  Sadly, I only made it about fifteen minutes into the first episode when, shockingly, my eyeballs broke from rolling so hard.  But!  Two major updates make me perk up my ears: Snoop Dogg follows in Nelly’s footsteps, making a cameo on the CW’s cash cow this spring.  Snoop will play himself (duh), and his daughter Cori will play, um, someone else.  The adopted boy (and possibly only non-white character?) Dixon meets Snoop at a carwash and goes bananas.  I think that’s how it happens?  Whatever floats your boat (or gets you the cash to buy that boat, amirite Snoop?)!  Secondly, AnnaLynne McCord is the luckiest actress evvaar!  Doesn’t she look absolutely thrilled to be dressed up as a Na’vi to seduce some dude her character meets on the internet?  It’s like Avatar meets The Walking Dead!

Perhaps not what James Cameron had in mind

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