The Holidays are Hard on Celebrities!
Posted by BRADY in Dexter, celebrity gossipDecember 14th, 2010, 03:20 PM
Oh, America, I’ll tell you the terrible news: your favorite sweethearts, the can-do kids, the best couple evvaaar, has called it quits. Yes, that’s right, Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron are SPLITSVILLE! Those Disney’s High School Musical contracts must have run their course, eh? Doesn’t seem like there’s too much trauma in the blogosphere—Twilight luvvas Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart have taken over as the It Couple Forevva! Back in the Hudgens/Efron/High School Musical heyday, Robert Pattison was doing his Cedric Diggory thang, while Kristen Stewart was known for bratting it up as Jodie Foster’s daughter in Panic Room. Those were the days, my friends! And today is Vanessa’s twenty-second birthday—she’s probably happier today than she has been in a while. Think back to those crazy kids the next time you consider sending nekkid cell phone pics to someone—see how well it worked out for her? Sure, she and Zac held on, but she’s barely done anything since all those HSM movies, while Zac’s done at least Charlie St. Cloud, and even Ashley Tisdale seems to be doing well on Hellcats. Let’s hope Vanessa doesn’t go the way of so many Disney stars (Britney, Lindsay, Demi Lovato? I’m looking at you!) and get coked out of her mind, barf all over someone’s car, shave her head and get dragged off to rehab a couple times. On the other hand, Dr. Drew is always looking for celebrities to rehab.
Elsewhere in celebrity breakup news, Dexter stars Michael C. Hall and his television sister Jennifer Carpenter are splitsarooni after only two years of marriage. She stood by him during his battle with Hodgkin’s lymphoma; maybe now that he’s in remission they have nothing left to talk about! Sorry, Dexter fans—guess we know who’s getting offed next season! And, if you still remember her, Elizabeth Hurley (it’s been a while since Austin Powers, eh?) and her hubster Arun Nayar have ended their marriage as well, as Liz announced yesterday on Twitter. Her old flame Hugh Grant is still single, right?
TMZ reports Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are headed towards a divorce. Surprising? Perhaps if they’d been seen together more recently than at the Tony Awards in JUNE.
And finally, last but certainly not least: as I’m sure you’ve all already heard, Kim Kardashian and Halle Berry’s baby daddy broke it off after a few weeks of dating. Newsworthy enough, I suppose! Holidays are hard on relationships, aren’t they?
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