September 30th, 2010, 03:18 PM
Can you believe Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom celebrated their first anniversary of marriage yesterday? They’ve kept it together for a year! And Snooki was there to help celebrate! Wait—what? Yes, dear readers: everyone in Hollywood (er, Miami?) knows each other, and Snooks and the Kardashian sisters seem to be new BFFs. My question is, if Khloe and Lamar are sooooo in luuuuuuurve, why do they look so incredibly awkward in every photo taken of them together? Perhaps the sisters K will make a Jersey Shore appearance! You know Pauly D and The Situation would be on board for some smushing. Man, I just totally grossed myself out.
Moving on! America’s Next Top Model continued on its quest towards relevance last night with a challenge featuring incredible photographer Matthew Rolston. Matthew Rolston is a seriously famous fellow—he’s photographed numerous celebrities, which is far more than we can say about ‘noted fashion photographer’ and judge Nigel Barker. Ann was called first again, because she’s awesome and amazing and let’s hope 3 best photos in a row don’t come back to bite her in the ass. My girl Esther, redheaded Dorothy Hamill lookalike Kayla, Tweedledee Chris, and cross-eyed Kendal also did quite well, but I think a lot of it was due to Mr. Rolston. Mega-whiner Liz was called out (but not eliminated) for being a bitcher and moaner, and Tyra told her to shut her mouth and just do the job, and we’ll see how that works out next week. Enhanced gap-toothed Chelsey and hippie Rhianna were the bottom two—Chelsey because she hella looked like an escapee from RuPaul’s Drag Race (and PS Tyra: I made that joke in my living room before you said it!), and Rhianna because she looks the same in every photo and she’s like a less-awesome Ann. During the episode, we learned that models are awkward around opposite sex models, everyone hates Kacey, and Kacey continues to have really terrible taste in clothes (Tyra hated her shoes so much that she made Kacey take them off and put hers, Tyra’s, on instead!). Next week, we see Lexie and Kacey get into it, complete with screaming, and a treadmill runway that looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen. I’m diggin’ it!
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