My Eyes! My Ears! Oh, the Humanity!
Posted by ERIN in celebrity gossipMarch 23rd, 2010, 01:15 PM
Word on the street (well, on Dlisted via Variety, anyway) is that Sarah Palin, former governor, failed VP candidate, baby mama, current stumper for tea parties (or whatever), has finally made all that notoriety pay off by landing herself a reality show on the Discovery Channel. What in tarnation will this show be about, you wonder? In the words of Variety, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska’ will center on interesting characters, traditions and attractions in the 49th state—with the ex-VP candidate as a guide.” So…do we get to see any bit of Russia? Because otherwise, I can watch something by Ken Burns and probably not only be a hell of a lot more entertained, but also actually learn something without cringing away from the teevee screen!
In actual pseudocelebrity news (hey, maybe Sarah should go on Celebrity Fit Club instead of having her own show!), Miley Cyrus hates country music (but it made your daddy’s Achy Breaky Heart famous, sister!), the internet, and Hannah Montana. What?! NO! But yes, it is the truth! Miley herself says she has to grit her teeth when being forced to wear sparkles and pink costumes. Oh, MILEY. You are part of the Disney MACHINE. You wanted to be famous, right? And play your craptastic songs all over the country to sold out arenas of screaming tweens and cringing parents? Suck it up and deal, princess! Such is the price of glory! Haven’t you talked it out yet with Raven Symone? Miles and miles of Miley can be seen on American Idol this week, where she is guest mentoring (whatever the hell that means—teaching them how to be divas?) contestants and (*gasp*) performing her barfy music on Wednesday’s show. [source]
And, the cherry on this sundae that is this post, Mariah Carey has canceled her remix album, Angels Advocate, which was set to come out next week. Heartbreaking stuff, right? I can hear you all sobbing from here. [source]
16 and Pregnant tonight, ya’ll! Can’t wait!
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