NEWSFLASH: Lost Fans to Become More Annoying

Posted by ERIN in Lost

February 4th, 2010, 11:16 AM

Lost’s final season premiered this week and I cannot escape from its frothy-mouthed fans giddily telling me the finale will be an EPIC conclusion that finally explains the mysterious island of wackadoodle happenings and brain-cramping corkscrew twists in time and space.

Okay, okay! I believe you guys, there’s no need to stand so (don’t stand so) close to me with the emphatic gesturing and theories of “What the eff is going on.” Yes, Lost sounds INCREDIBLE and BRILLIANT - I just have no idea what you’re raving about and it sounds like gobbledygook.

I’m not alone, The Onion released an excellent “news piece” the other day:

Final Season of Lost Promises to Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever

You Lost nerds, god love ya!

3 Responses to “NEWSFLASH: Lost Fans to Become More Annoying”

  1. wizeguy Says:

    ‘frothty-mouthed’ ?
    me thinks you’re gettin’ carried away with your own ineloquence …
    just sayin’ …

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