Marge Simpson’s Playboy Interview!
Posted by KAT in The SimpsonsOctober 15th, 2009, 04:43 PM
Oh boy! The big day is almost here! The Simpsons’s Marge Simpson’s much talked-about Playboy cover will be out on newsstands tomorrow!
Pink is the New Blog posted a good chunk of Marge’s exclusive interview with the world-famous smutrag today. Rather than doing any work of my own, I’ll repost Trent’s excerpts (Thanks, Trent!):
On her family’s reactions to her Playboy pictorial: “Homer said he was intrigued because he had never heard of [Playboy]. The notion of women posing in the buff was completely foreign to him. Wasn’t it sweet of him to lie? When Lisa heard about this, she said it was empowering to see a woman in control of her own body. Wasn’t it sweet of her to lie? Bart will never learn about this under any circumstance.”
On the time that she knew Homer was the one: “Well, when the doctor said I was pregnant, I heard a voice saying ‘That’s the man you’re going to marry.’ The voice was my mother’s.”
On her secret to a successful relationship: “Homer and I have one rule that has worked incredibly well: Never go to bed hungry.”
On the advice she gives Lisa regarding men: “I always tell my Lisa she should marry the man who loves her. It doesn’t matter if he’s losing his hair or is overweight or is at a bar every night…or if he forgets your birthday and anniversary…All that matters is that nothing means anything to him but you.”
On the advice she gives Bart regarding women: “I say, ‘You won’t meet any girls in prison, which is where you seem to be headed.’”
On what she prides herself on doing around the house: “Searching for [Playboys] and throwing them away…they’re usually in the bedroom.”
Heh. The tone of the article is very Simpsons-y, which makes me think this whole thing isn’t such a bad idea. Just looking out for my girl Marge, you know?
Will you be picking up a copy tomorrow?
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