Archive for October, 2009

Square Eyes Poll Results: Best Halloween Episode

Posted by KAT in Square Eyes Poll, The Simpsons

October 30th, 2009, 12:45 PM

Happy almost Halloween!  The results are in for this week’s poll

Q: What is the Best Halloween-Flavored TV Episode of All Time?

The Simpsons Tree House of Horror

A: The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Specials!

And by just about a third of the vote, too!  As you know, these Halloween specials consist of three separate adventures that generally involve the Simpson family in some sort of horrific/science fictiony tale.  This year marked the 20th Simpsons Halloween special, which aired on October 18th and featured episodes “Dial M for Murder or Press # to Return to Main Menu,” “Don’t Have a Cow, Mankind,” and “There’s No Business Like Moe Business.”

Good call, voters.  Thanks to everyone for participating.

So You Think You Can Dance 6: Top 20 Perform!

Posted by ERIN in So You Think You Can Dance

October 28th, 2009, 12:42 AM

so you think you can dance 6 top 2 elminationThe competition began tonight and already two dancers are cut! Farewell Ariana DeBose and Brandon Dumlao, we hardly knew ye!

So You Think You Can Dance threw our Top 20 right into it, but not before we got confirmation that 1) Yes, Contemporary dancer Billy Bell indeed withdrew from the competition due to illness. He was replaced by Hip Hopper Brandon Dumlao. 2) Noelle Marsh (a.k.a. Mollee Gray’s BFF) hurt her knee so she was also out for the evening (awaiting MRI deets). That meant her poor partner, Russell Ferguson had to dance with old– er “seasoned” flame-haired choreographer, Melanie LaPatin (awkwaaaaard).

This new cast has potential, but I wasn’t completely won over on many of the performances. Maybe that’s because the stupid local news kept interrupting the show on account of, oh I’unno, the Bay Bridge’s rod snapping. Ignorance is bliss - I want Dance, not breaking news! I’m guessing so do you so check out videos from tonight’s dances (from MJ) and my thoughts.

Channing Cooke & Phillip Attmore - Jive by Jason Gilikson - “Rockin’ Robin” by Jackson 5 (VIDEO): Meh. Channing discusses her tomboyish upbringing, and uh, I still see it. There is serious “dude” in her, and some times she reminds me of Melissa Etheridge so I think she can still work on the ladyness. I love the Jive, but this number was not that coo’. Their legs lacked the *snap* - even Phillip, who should’ve been amazing with his strong tap background. In my opinion, Phillip may have been one of the Bottom 2 guys. These two need to find chemistry ASAP. They seem pretty uncomfortable with one another.

Ashleigh Di Lello & Jakob Karr - Broadway by Tyce Diorio - “Hit Me With a Hot Note (and watch me bounce)” Sophisticated Ladies (original soundtrack) (VIDEO): The judges were just drooooling over Jakob. It’s no lie: boy is TALENTED (and so flexible!). Raise your hand if, as Adam was gushing, you filled in his pause as, “Jakob, you- were- meant- to- spread…YOUR LEGS!” I did! (He actually said something like “spread the gospel of dance” - I like my version bettah). Personally, I found this dull to watch though. I didn’t see the “man-woman” connection between these two. Jakob is superb, but still too delicate in this number to be a convincing partner for Ashleigh. I think Ashleigh should’ve been in the Bottom 2 gals, by the way. She’s lacking much more than Pauline Mata.

Ariana DeBose & Peter Sabasino - Hip Hop by Tabitha & Napoleon - “Black & Gold” by Sam Sparrow (VIDEO): Yeah, I wanted these two to do well since they’re so cute, but they didn’t gel as well as they could’ve. Anyone else think Ariana looks like an older Sasha Obama (PIC)? Awww.

Noelle Marsh & Russell Ferguson - Foxtrot by Tony Meredith & Melanie LaPatin - “Vagabond Shoes” by Vic Damone (VIDEO): Since Noelle was out of commission, Russell had to trot that old fox: Melanie LaPatin (hellooo, I went there!). He had some decent moments, but the pairing was reminiscent of watching a young boy dance with his aunt at a party. Or a student dancing with his teacher (er, I guess that’s literally what it was). Just…odd. The judges fawn over him still. I like Russell already, so they don’t have to keep up with the “OHMIGOD, but you’re a KRUMPER! How can you possibly dance other styles decently?!!? *mind explodes*” No need to pimp him out, judges. His talent and energy stand for themselves.

Bianca Revels & Victor Smalley - Contemporary by Travis Wall - “Wasted Time” by Me’Shell Ndegeocello (VIDEO): Victor has moments of hothot, manly heat, and moments where he reminds me of Ricky from My So-Called Life. It’s really confusing but I like him. Bianca did alright for this dance, although I agree with the judges that her hunched posturing wasn’t doing her any favors. Still, Travis’ detailed, intricate choreography was lovely to watch.

Karen Hauer & Kevin Hunte - Cha Cha by Tony Meredith & Melanie LaPatin - “Push It” by Cast of Glee (VIDEO): This song was a very choppy, odd choice for this number. Trying to win the Glee fans over? I wasn’t impressed with Kevin in this number, but I mean how can you really focus on him when Karen was completely dominating with her sexy Latin ballroom skills? Karen loves to play up the sexpot card, which isn’t always rewarded in SYTYCD but she pulls it off and I think she has real potential. I’d like to see her in a deeper emotional piece (kinda like the above Travis Wall number) to see if she can be more than just hotsexyLatin (TM).

Ellenore Scott & Ryan Di Lello - Jazz by Sonya Tayeh - “Arcadia” by Apparat (VIDEO): Um, I like Ellenore but her proclamation that this could be one of the BEST dances in the history of the show was definitely off-base. Yes, I loved watching her do the bird-like, ticking movements and Ryan was good considering this is not his style, but this piece never came together for me. Ryan has this Hugh Jackman-ness about him. His ripped bod is easy on the eyes, but he doesn’t have the humility of Mr. Jackman and sometimes his confidence comes off as cockiness. I’m intrigued though, let’s see these two do Hip Hop.

Pauline Mata & Brandon Dumlao - Smooth Waltz by Jason Gilikson - “You Light Up My Life” by Whitney Houston (VIDEO): I agree with the judges on this. As much as I wanted Brandon to do well after being called in last minute to replace Billy Bell, he did Waltz like an amateur high school student. These two definitely had a very sweet and genuine chemistry that was bubbling through, but overall, no me gusta. However, Pauline did much better than the judges gave her credit for, in my opinion!

Kathryn McCormick & Legacy Perez - Hip Hop by Dave Scott - “On & On” by Missy Elliott (VIDEO): Oh wow, so Kathryn is the “crying girl” whose voice gets reallyreally high and wobbly when she’s emotional. Um, but I must say she really impressed me here! Sure her face/hair are sorta pedestrian and she can be annoying as heck when she starts boohooing, but this number was my favorite of the night! I could do without the repeated “grooming”/”eating grubs off your hair” pantomiming, but I will at least admit that these two surpassed my expectations by a ton.

Mollee Gray & Nathan Trasoras - Disco by Doriana Sanchez - “Turn the Beat Around (Pablo’s 12″ Remix)” by Gloria Estefan (VIDEO): Y’all know I find Mollee as supremely annoying as I find Nathan supremely cute, so you can guess that I’m bummed that they’re paired together. And Disco? Why are we saddling my boy down so early in the game? Yeah, as much as I adore Nathan, this wasn’t a stand-out dance. It felt too messy/frantic and Mollee clumsily launching crotch-first into Nathan’s face was, well, incredibly disturbing on so many levels. And I’m also concerned about Nathan’s wonky new hairstyle and his tendency to pander to the cameras. Please Nathan, I want to keep lurving your dimples and rouge-y cheeks, so don’t become those obnoxious contestants that mug in front of the camera. Leave that to Mollee.

The judges select their Bottom 4 who must DANCE FOR THEIR LIVES: Ariana DeBose, Pauline Mata, Brandon Dumlao and Russell Ferguson– WHAT THE WHAT?? Ok, I know they wanted to get rid of Brandon this week, so my thought is they chose Russell because he’s undeniably NOT worth going home and the audience wouldn’t hate them for booting Brandon if he was up against beloved, talented Russell. Just me? Anyway, I actually thought Ariana out-danced Pauline. I mean she poured her heart and soul into that brief solo. Lovely, pint-sized Pauline did a nice solo, but I didn’t feel the fight in her. Russell killed his solo - there was no doubt that Brandon was going home after that. VIDEO

ELIMINATED: Ariana DeBose and Brandon Dumlao. Nigel says he’ll try to allow Brandon to try-out again next season because the show basically forced him to replace Billy and then promptly kicked him out. Also, if Noelle doesn’t get well soon, Ariana will return next week. Random. Why not just boot Noelle off now and let Ariana continue on? Survival of the fittest, baby. VIDEO

Anyway, next week we’ll get our answers and watch the Top 18 perform. Who caught your eye (good way or bad way) tonight? Did the right folks go home? I’ll see you next week for… So You Think You Can Dance!

Microsoft Pulls Out of Family Guy Variety Special

Posted by KAT in Family Guy

October 27th, 2009, 03:16 PM

Oh boy.  So Microsoft was all on board to exclusively sponsor a Family Guy variety special… until executives watched the show, that is.

Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex’s Almost Live Comedy Show,” set to air November 8th, was supposed to feature creative Windows 7 promotion within the show (see above video), in lieu of standard commercials.  However, Microsoft bigwigs attended a live taping of the show - which reportedly features jokes about incest, deaf people, the Holocaust, etc. - and were unamused.

Here’s the statement we got from the man upstairs:

“We initially chose to participate in the Seth and Alex variety show based on the audience composition and creative humor of ‘Family Guy,’ but after reviewing an early version of the variety show it became clear that the content was not a fit with the Windows brand. We continue to have a good partnership with Fox, Seth MacFarlane and Alex Borstein and are working with them in other areas. We continue to believe in the value of brand integrations and partnerships between brands, media companies and talent.”

Ha!  I bet.

I must agree, a serious company like Microsoft shouldn’t be affiliating itself with all that hoopla.  However, COME ON, MICROSOFT!  Have you never seen an episode of Family Guy?  Did you really not know they’d throw some off-putting jokes in there?  Sheeshkabobs.  Poor Microsoft has ended up looking more out of touch than ever.

Still looking forward to checking out Windows 7, though.  I’m a PC, dudes.  Gimme!

Gossip Girl S03E07: How to Succeed in Bassness

Posted by KAT in Gossip Girl

October 27th, 2009, 11:32 AM

Oh, Gossip Girl, what have you become?  I can’t keep up with all this.

Gossip Girl: Serena van der WoodsenLast night’s episode concerned itself with the opening of Chuck Bass’s club, Gimlet.  Chuck wants to keep the club’s opening a secret from gf Blair Waldorf, who he’s still pissed at for betraying his trust last week, but he asks Serena van der Woodsen to help with club publicity, since she’s like, a publicist now.  Serena takes on the project, hoping to impress boss Casey (er, now it sounds like it’s K.C.?) with a successful party.

Unfortch, Serena’s boss Casey / K.C. gets her panties in a bunch over Serena using her contacts to publicize the party, but cools down when Serena assures her she will have Olivia Burke there, canoodling with ex-bf and Endless Knights co-star Patrick Roberts, another client of Casey’s.

But this whole pretend-we’re-dating-for-publicity thing isn’t sitting well with Olivia’s bf Dan Humphrey, who recently viewed the Endless Knights series, per buddy Nate Archibald’s suggestion, and discovered Olivia’s steamy vampire love scenes, in which co-star Patrick arouses Olivia to the point of levitation.  Whoa!  Olivia discovers Dan’s insecurities and assures him that what he saw was acting, that her and Patrick’s relationship was just for show.  She agrees to go to Serena’s event and pretend to be with Patrick, however - it’s all part of the job.

Gossip Girl: Chuck Bass & Blair WaldorfMeanwhile, Chuck is getting nervous about Gimlet’s liquor license - it still hasn’t arrived.  He finally gets a call at the last minute that he’s been approved, and we later find out that control-freak Blair had called in a favor to Uncle Jack Bass (remember him?) to make it happen.  Chuck, of course, finds out, and gets even more pissed at the girl.  He asks her to leave and not come to the launch party.

Party time! Serena’s working the door, everyone’s having a ball… and Blair’s stuck at home playing chess with Dorota.

Suddenly, flowers arrive at her dorm room!  They’re from Uncle Jack, sending his condolences for granting them a fake liquor license.  Oh noes!  The girl heads straight to Gimlet to warn Chuck.

But Chuck already knows.  The pair kiss and make up and blah blah blah call the cops in order to break up the illegal party and wind up on page one of the newspaper.

Serena is not particularly pleased.  The paparazzi hadn’t got a shot of Olivia and Patrick back together - Casey / K.C. would be furious!

Olivia had confessed to Dan that she had, in fact, broken Patrick’s heart, and was just trying to help his long-suffering career by giving him a bit of publicity - but she decides to stick by Dan’s side instead during the event.  Serena comes up with a quick fix for the problem, which is to have the paps photograph Olivia kissing Dan and Serena kissing Patrick.  The amount of coverage generated seems to please Casey / K.C., and Serena’s job is safe once again.

All the while, Jenny Humphrey’s busy with her own storyline!  She’s acting like a huge bitch as Queen Bee, and even has her minions dump yogurt on step-brother Eric van der Woodsen’s head after he and boyfriend Jonathan sit higher than her on the stairs.

Even worse, after a talking-to from step-mom Lily van der Woodsen, Li’l J makes up with Eric, but has to continue to get her revenge on him and Jonathan in order to show the girls on the steps who’s boss.  This ends with the minions egging Jonathan, Eric being pissed beyond belief and telling Li’l J he wants nothing to do with her, and Li’l J dramatically tearing clothes out of her closet and throwing them on the floor of her room, along with her sewing machine.  Is she shunning her D.I.Y. garb and committing herself to a life of being a huge bitch in designer pantsuits?  Probs.

Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey & her minions

Oh, and there’s some boring subplot about Rufus Humphrey wanting to stay home and pass out candy in wife Lily’s apt, and her paying the doorman to usher some kids up and satisfy the dude.  SNOOZE!

Sure, I guess the episode was entertaining enough.  But really, if the show continues on this downward spiral, I’m not sure I can stomach any more!  Who’s with me?

Gossip Girl, are you there?

Happy Birthday, Square Eyes!

Posted by KAT in Square Eyes

October 27th, 2009, 09:56 AM

Happy Birthday Dog

YIPEEEEE!  It was one year ago today that Square Eyes HQ opened it’s doors with blog post numero uno.  And oh, what a thrillride it’s been!

Thanks to everyone for reading over the course of the year, and feel free to write to Kat and Erin at squareeyes@blinkx.com with comments, questions, concerns, and especially compliments (would it kill you to say something nice for a change?).

xoxo!

So You Think You Can Dance 6: Meet the Top 20!

Posted by ERIN in So You Think You Can Dance

October 27th, 2009, 12:54 AM

So you think you can dance 6 Top 20 wade robson routineMmm, child! Why didn’t Nigel do this “Meet the Top 20″ special in past seasons of So You Think You Can Dance? How long have we SYTYCD fans craved an episode dedicated to the dancers in their own element - meaning their own dance style and specialty - not a rushed, 1 minute DANCE FOR THEIR LIVES, or the unevenly edited vignettes during the audition episodes. Tonight’s show gave us a taste of that by grouping all like-styled dancers together.

That’s not to say this was perfect. My gripes?

1) The episode could’ve been two hours versus one to let each Top 20 dancer do a solo (I still can’t tell them brunette Contemporary dancer gals apart).

2) The new stage is AWFUL. It’s like the American Idol stage with massive video screens that display epileptic fit-inducing Windows screensavers in the background. Now, the dancers are swallowed up. It makes it so much harder to focus on their moves and feel the impact and emotion of their dances without being distracted. NIGEL, are you listening?? Go back to the old stage so I can freakin see the DANCER, not the lighting and special FX.

3) Some of the dances did not impress and I feel like the judges were too kind in their comments - almost like they were convincing themselves that they’d made the right decisions on some of these folks.

But enough about that - you are here for THE DANCE. Recaps of the numbers and videos (from MJ) below:

TOP 20 GROUP ROUTINE: Choreographed by Wade Robson - “Comanche” by The Revels (VIDEO): This was a super swanky, wah-wah start to the show: everyone dressed to the nines like they’re in some too-cool-for-school speakeasy, snapping and clapping and “aaahhh”ing around the dance floor. Wade lumped the dancers together by style whilst mixing in a stray Contemporary dancer here and there (since there are PLENTY to spare, despite all the judges’ talk of diversity this season). The way to win my heart is naturally to open with cutie patootie Nathan Trasoras leading a pack of Contemporary/Jazz dancers in his (dapper-bordering-on-dorky) white suit. Also a stand-out for me was Jacob Karr’s hot, sizzling entrance with the Hip Hop trio (Kevin Hunte, Legacy Perez and Russell Ferguson) - oh right, and gentle Contemporary boy Billy Bell. Energy something FIERCE, I tell you. I loved Wade’s choreography here - herky-jerky, funky, swanky, energetic - and what a song featuring that blaring trumpet and sax. Niiiice.

HIP HOP TRIO ROUTINE: Russell Ferguson (Krump), Legacy Perez (B-Boy) & Kevin Hunte (Pop-Locker) - Choreographed by Tabitha & Napoleon - “Beggin’ (District ‘78 Remix)” by Madcon (Intro VIDEO & Dance VIDEO): These three guys aren’t really similar in their specialties but got plopped together into the “Hip Hop” umbrella. Still, they seemed really supportive of one another and had explosive spirit. I think Legacy was the weakest of the trio (that’s right, I’m judging already) and Russell Ferguson was the stand-out, especially during his mini solo after flying off-stage. I like his boom boom pow!

CONTEMPORARY QUARTET #1: Nathan Trasoras, Jakob Karr, Ariana DeBose & Channing Cooke - Choreographed by Tyce DiOrio - “Crying” by k.d. Lang (Intro VIDEO & Dance VIDEO): If you’re a regular reader, you know I’m NOT into Tyce, his overrated choreography, his rudeness and his air of self-importance. Needless to say I was bummed he was choreographing my two fave Contemporary dancers: Nathan & Jakob. I found the piece too “busy”. It’s about 4 people dealing with sadness in different ways, which means you have 4 dancers twitching and writhing around at different times and it was so frantic that I couldn’t focus on all of them. All I recall was that Nathan did pirouettes for days - he’s dreamy. “Meh” to you, Tyce - MEH.

TAP TRIO ROUTINE: Bianca Revels, Phillip Attmore & Peter Sabasino - Choreographed by Derrick K. Grant - “Take the ‘A’ Train” by Ella Fitzgerald (Intro VIDEO & Dance VIDEO): Sadly, this tap number did not translate to that big stage for me. My thoughts? Bianca’s got personality just bursting out of her, Phillip’s got a weird nose and Peter looks like Liev Schreiber as Sabertooth.

JAZZ TRIO ROUTINE: Pauline Mata, Mollee Gray & Ellenore Scott - Choreographed by Sonya Tayeh - “On a Cloud” by PPP (Intro VIDEO & Dance VIDEO): Mollee Gray STILL acts like a dorky kid and annoys me. Why do the producers pimp her out so much? More Ellenore! Actually, in this number I felt that Ellenore and Pauline stood out. But maybe that’s cuz I’m reverse biased toward (against?) Mollee. This number was ok. The lacey gloves and tutus were an odd costume choice.

CONTEMPORARY QUARTET #2: Victor Smalley, Kathryn McCormick, Noelle Marsh & Billy Bell - Choreographed by Mandy Moore - “Viva la Vida” by Coldplay (Intro VIDEO & Dance VIDEO): This dance was way similar to Season 4’s Top 4 “celebratory Scottish kilt” group dance by Mia Michaels — just me? I guess it’s the strings, the quartet of dancers, the jumpy/bouncy/fruity movements…I prefer Season 4’s routine. I still can’t keep track of which brunette girl is which, but I’ll get there… NEWSFLASH: we got sad news that Billy Bell withdrew from the show due to (mysterious-but-life-threatening) illness! Tragic because he was an early audience favorite and could make Adam Shankman blubber like a baby. He will be replaced by Bay Area Hip Hop dancer, Brandon Dumlao. I’m sad Billy’s out, but also excited that Brandon gets a chance: a Hip Hop dancer and also from my hometown!

BALLROOM ROUTINE: Karen Hauer, Ashleigh Di Lello & Ryan Di Lello - Choreographed by Jason Gilkinson – “Everything I Can’t Have” by Robin Thicke (Intro DANCE & Dance VIDEO): Three’s a crowd and Karen’s a firecracker. I want to see more of her - without the married couple.

Who rang your bell in the “Meet the Top 20″ special? Tonight, the “REAL” competition begins: a 2-hour premiere where the dancers partner up and pony up to take on a new dance style. The judges will boot out TWO dancers. Maybe one of the brunette Contemporary girls will get kicked off, who knows! Tune in to So You Think You Can Dance and find out!

Square Eyes Poll: Best Halloween Episode Ever?

Posted by KAT in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Freaks and Geeks, My So-Called Life, Square Eyes Poll, The Simpsons

October 26th, 2009, 03:52 PM

Halloween Pumpkin

Hey gang! It’s time for another Square Eyes Poll! This time ’round, we’re getting in the H-ween spirit….

Cast your vote below.

Mad Men S03E11: The Gypsy and the Hobo

Posted by KAT in Mad Men

October 26th, 2009, 11:41 AM

Last night’s Mad Men - what a doozy!  Again, nothing and everything happened at the same time… but mostly everything, this time.

The episode begins with Betty Draper taking the kids to dead Grandpa Gene’s house for Halloween, where Betty gets into a disagreement with her brother William over what to do with the house.  But Betty’s mind is elsewhere - she just discovered husband Don Draper’s big secrets!  She pulls the family lawyer aside and confides in him (”He’s been married before… It’s a lie so big”).  He basically waves her away and tells her to stay in the marriage unless she feels physically threatened. Ugh.

Meanwhile, Don takes Betty’s absence as an opportunity to get some more time with lover Suzanne Farrell.  However, Miss Farrell thinks something’s up - regardless of their nights of bliss, “I see a man who is not happy,” which he denies.  She goes on to admit to him that she wants more from him and their relationship than she thought she would.  He seems somehow alright with that, and proposes that they go on a trip out of town together for the week that Betty’s out of town.  They settle on Norwich, Connecticut, for some reason.

Mad Men: Don Draper & Suzanne Farrell

Across town, Sterling Cooper’s got a new PR emergency to solve. Annabelle Mathis of dog food company Caldecott Farms comes to the agency, hoping to fix her company’s image.  It seems yes, dogs love the food but no, owners aren’t really into the fact that it’s made out of horse meat (think of the ponies!).

It turns out, however, that newly-widowed Annabelle’s visit to Sterling Cooper might have some ulterior motives.  It’s apparent right away that she and Roger Sterling have a romantic past and, when they go out to dinner later that night, we find out that she’d left him years ago for her husband.  She tries to get sexy with him, but he turns her down.

Mad Men: Annabelle Mathis & Roger Sterling

Joan Holloway is practicing with her man Dr. Greg for upcoming interviews as he prepares to make the medical switch into psychiatry.  She gets him to open up a bit about his father’s nervous breakdown and why he might be interested in pursuing psychiatry, and all seems fine.

The next day, at a Caldecott Farms dog food focus group, the gang watch a handful of test subjects and their dogs interact with the dog food.  It looks like the dogs are loving it - but when the owners find out that the food is Caldecott, they freak (ponies!!!).  Don Draper gives it to Annabelle straight: she needs to rename the product STAT and free herself from all negative connotation.  Annabelle takes offense to this and runs out, with Roger following - he knows there’s more to it.  Annabelle confesses that he was “the one,” that she never got over him and always regretted letting him go.  Roger responds by basically telling her that he got over it long ago.  She wasn’t his “one.”

Mad Men: Caldecott Farms dog food focus group

Later that night, Don and Miss Farrell are all packed up and ready to go on their romantic getaway. Don pulls the car up to his house to quickly run in and grab something for the trip, and is met with the icy gaze of wife Betty, who is unexpectedly home from her trip to Grandpa Gene’s.  She takes him to his drawer o’ secrets and shows him that she’s got the keys and knows its contents.  Betty knows he changed his name, he’s divorced, he purchase a home for a woman in Long Beach.  “I respected your privacy too long,” she tells him.  What gives?

Don Draper / Dick Whitman is knocked off his ass and responds unexpectedly: with the truth!  Don breaks down and tells her everything; he opens the box and tells her about his mother the prostitute, the real Don Draper, his relationship with Anna Draper, and even the part about his half-brother Adam Whitman, who killed himself after coming to Don / Dick for help and being turned away.  Don bursts into tears and Betty, never wavering from her steely demeanor, lends him a comforting hand on the shoulder.

Mad Men: Don Draper & Betty Draper

Outside, Miss Farrell realizes Don isn’t coming back to the car and starts walking home dejectedly, suitcase in hand.

The next morning, Don gives all three of his children kisses on the head and exchanges a warm look in his stone-faced wife before leaving for work.  At Sterling Cooper, he shuts himself into his office and immediately calls Miss Farrell to apologize for ditching.  “Did you get caught?” she asks him. “It’s more complicated than that,” he answers.  I think it’s safe to say their affair is over for the time being.

Meanwhile, our Joanie finds Dr. Greg wallowing in his own filth in front of the TV, all boozed up - he’s clearly botched up the interview, just like he did that surgery!  Obv, he takes it out on her: “Stop acting like you know everything,” he tells Joan. “You don’t know what it’s like to want something your whole life, and to plan for it, and count on it, and not get it.”  EXCCUUUUUSE ME?!  I believe Joan had always dreamed leaving the degrading working world (a man’s world!) and marrying a doctor who could provide for her - not a pathetic whiny baby.  Joan’s next move?  To smash a flower vase against his head.  Suck it, Dr. Greg!

What does Joan do next?  Calls up old buddy Roger Sterling back at Sterling Cooper and asks him to get the word out that she’s looking for new work - something above office management and department store work.  He seems more than happy to track down a role for her (”She’s expensive,” he boastfully tells a lead).

Mad Men: Dr. Greg & Joan Holloway

However, in the end, a new job may not be needed. Dr. Greg apologizes to Joan and tells her he’s joined the Army to become a surgeon again and support her as planned.  Seems like a pretty decent idea - however, since I’m writing this blog post from the future, I know that things might not work out so well for Dr. Greg.  I think we all know where he’s headed: Vietnam!

“The Gypsy and the Hobo” ends with Don and Betty taking the kids out trick-or-treating.  Little lisping Sally is dressed as a gypsy and Bobby, a hobo. The clan walks up to a neighboring house, and the man at the door immediately identifies them as such. “And who are you supposed to be?” neighbor man lightheartedly asks Don and BettyDon responds with a wry smile - is he Dick or is he Don? End scene, cue the song “Where is Love?” from the musical Oliver!

Mad Men: Bety Draper, Don Draper, Bobby Draper, Sally Draper

Ah yes, and furthermore!  Don is Dick, but Don, too, is the gypsy and the hobo. A hobo is a tramp, a wandering worker. A gypsy is a traveler with the reputation of swindling folks out of their money. The distinction is perhaps negligible, but marked; it can be said that Don, himself, climbed from poor vagrant (farmer’s son / salesman) to wandering swindler (advertising wiz / adulterer) over the years.  And yet, though they are different, they are essentially the same.  Don can’t really escape his true essence…  Dick Whitman will always come back to haunt!

And Don is Oliver! The musical (based on Charles DickensOliver Twist) is one I know well; it follows orphan Oliver as he dares ask for more porridge at the orphanage, as he falls into a group of pickpockets, as he wants nothing more than a family, a place to be, a sense of belonging.

HELLO!  What is Don Draper if not an orphan who asked for more?  What is advertising if not picking the pockets of the common man?  What is all the adultery if not a chance to feel as if he belongs to someone/something significant for a moment?

Has Don Draper turned over a new leaf with all this honesty?  Will he find a place to belong within the structure of his family?  Or is it too late for Betty?  Oh, how that woman has suffered!

Leave your thoughts.  So curious to find out more.

Bret Michaels Joins Celebrity Apprentice 3 Cast!

Posted by KAT in America's Got Talent, Celebrity Apprentice, Hangin' With Mr. Cooper, Seinfeld

October 23rd, 2009, 03:39 PM

Celebrity Apprentice: Bret Michaels

Oh my goodness, you guys!!!  I haven’t heard news this exciting in a while!  I literally gasped when I read the news!

Looks like my man Bret Michaels will be on the next season of Celebrity Apprentice!  The Poison frontman and Rock of Love / Rock of Love 2 / Rock of Love Bus (ha!) reality star will be duking it out again his fellow near-celebs to win Donald Trump’s respect and some dolla billz for the charity of his choice.

The New York Post put out a list of castmembers before NBC could even get to it.  Here’s what they have in store for us:

* Sharon Osbourne (America’s Got Talent)
* Cyndi Lauper (”Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”!)
* Carol Leifer (Seinfeld writer, Elaine was based on her)
* Bill Goldberg (wrestler)
* Daryl Strawberry (
baseball dude)
* Curtis Stone (Aussie celebrity chef)
* Summer Sanders (Olympic gold medal swimmer)
* Sinbad (comedian!)
* Holly Robinson Peete (Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper?)
* Maria Canellis (wrestler)
* Rod Blagojevich (disgraced Illinois gov!)

The return of Blago!  The real Elaine!  Wrestling!  What do you think?  Will you be watching?

A Sneak Peek at Jodie Sweetin’s UnSweetined

Posted by KAT in Full House

October 23rd, 2009, 12:46 PM

ZOMG, this is a GREAT week for celebrity tell-alls!  Celebitchy put up a nice big fat chunk of former Full House star Jodie Sweetin’s upcoming memoir, UnSweetined. As you’ve likely heard, Sweetin has battled serious drug and alcohol addiction for years now.  Much of the book deals with her struggle to come clean.

UnSweetined

Here’s an excerpt from UnSweetined in which Sweetin feels like a hypocrite during a “sober” media tour:

When I got to my hotel near Marquette University in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, I slept for a few hours but when I woke up I was still dead tired. I was a mess. Luckily I had the coke to pick me back up. I did a few key bumps and headed to the lecture hall, where a sold-out crowd waited to hear me speak. I thought for sure that one of the professors would take one look at me and kick me out. But none did. They wanted to hear about the trials and tribulations of Jodie Sweetin, or at least the Jodie Sweetin I had created by appearing on Good Morning America and talking to People magazine.

I stood up at the podium, looked around the room, and put on my best TV smile. I was so disappointed in myself. I was living a complete lie. But unfortunately, guilt doesn’t make you stop. I talked about growing up on television and about how great my life was now that I was sober, and then midspeech I started to cry. The crowd probably thought that the memories of hitting rock bottom were too much for me to handle. Or maybe they thought the tears were just a way for an actor to send a message that drugs are bad. I don’t know what they thought.

I know what they didn’t think. They didn’t think I was coming down from a two-day bender of coke, meth, and Ecstasy and they didn’t think that I was lying to them with every sentence that came out of my mouth. That much I do know. The little bit of coke that I had done before the speech wasn’t enough to make me forget how bad I felt for doing what I was doing. The guilt was eating away at me. I was struggling to keep it together, but no one realized that. I finished. They applauded. Standing ovation. Just how I liked it. And it was over.

I was just so tired. Tired of lying. Tired of pretending to be someone that I wasn’t. I took a deep breath and walked out of the lecture hall. I went back to my hotel room and buried my face in my hands. I couldn’t keep doing this. It had to end. But not today. I wiped away the tears and finished the baggie of coke.

Oh man!  I have a feeling there’s gonna be a whole lot of key bumps in this book.  I’m looking forward to picking up a copy.

Isn’t it strange to picture little Stephanie Tanner growing up to be a meth addict? She wouldn’t even smoke when Gina offerred her cigarettes!

How rude!

blinkx Remote | blinkx.com