America’s Next Top Model Cycle 13 Cast Predictions!
Posted by KAT in America's Next Top ModelSeptember 9th, 2009, 05:01 PM
The countdown is coming to a close! Tonight marks the season premiere of Cycle 13 of America’s Next Top Model. Yes, this will be the season featuring models under 5′7″. Shorty want a modeling contract!
The CW has posted photos of all 14 contestants. Let’s pre-judge them, shall we?
ASHLEY - Super good at smiling with her eyes, just wait:
BIANCA - Cycle 3 winner Eva Pigford already did this look. NEXT!:
BRITTANY - Oh, please. Go back to Wesleyan and get your Master’s in Literature already:
COURTNEY - Got her start in Michael Jackson’s “Black or White” music video back in the early ’90s:
ERIN - SNOOZE CRUISE! Call me when you find a model who doesn’t look like everyone I know:
JENNIFER - Winner! This babe’s got creamy skin and great hair. Fierce!
KARA - The bitchy party girl. Watch out, she’s trouble:
LAURA - Loses first round but it’s cool, she gets a walk-on role on Gossip Girl a few weeks later:
LISA - Mila Kunis’s kid sister:
LULU - Under 5′7″? As if! Disqualified:
NICOLE - Definitely deserves to be in a face wash commercial:
RACHEL- Deemed too young to compete halfway through the season, a.k.a The Crocodile Hunter’s daughter, is that you?:
RAE - The one with the drinking problem:
SUNDAI - The ugly one! Or maybe I’m just distracted by her jeans:
Have any predictions of your own? Leave me a comment or two with your thoughts.
And don’t forget to watch tonight at 8 p.m.on The CW!
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September 10th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
they should totes hire you to be a guest judge!! spot on.
my two cents -
kara will win
brittany has no torso, just legs (giraffe?)
rae’s thighs are too big
lulu’s left shoulder looks bigger than the right one