Megan Wants a Millionaire: Cast Predictions!
Posted by KAT in Beauty and the Geek, Megan Wants a Millionaire, Rock of Love 2, UncategorizedJuly 31st, 2009, 10:00 AM
For months we’ve been watching for updates on Rock of Love 2 and Beauty & the Geek alumn / professional gold-digger Megan Hauserman’s new show, all the while expecting it to be called Trophy Wife.
Now, it’s been announced that the VH1 series in question is to be titled Megan Wants a Millionaire, and is set to premiere Sunday, August 2nd.
But most importantly, the contestants have been announced! I’ve pasted their pics below, with my personal predictions…
DAVID - Loves his iPhone:
DONALD - Turns out to actually be Megan’s absentee father, in a well-meaning but totally pervy attempt at reconnecting with her:
ALEX - Everyone knows his social networking start-up’s gonna fail:
SHAUN - He’s a professional poker player and he’s SOOOO ANNOYING:
GARTH - Just hoping Donald Trump will notice him:
FRANCISCO - Claims to have invented that crappy shirt he’s wearing. Patent pending:
PUNISHER - Shut UP:
JAMES - Turns out to be Megan’s pick, which is totally bummer on account of he’s the non-millionaire producers planted on the show in order to teach Megan the true meaning of love:
RYAN - Most successful concierge of all time:
MIKE - Too easy. Professional bowler:
JOE - Wrote for The Daily Show, but back when Craig Kilborn was host, though:
SEX-TOY DAVE: Ben Stiller’s cousin. Dunno why he goes by “Sex-Toy.”
MATT - Markets a successful line of premium tequila. That’s his real hair:
COREY - VH1 exec who decides to fill in last minute when another contestant comes to his senses and backs out. His wife is totally pissed:
AUDI - Everybody thought he was kidding when he said he was the heir to the Audi fortune:
AL - His chain of restaurants is tacky, at best:
TJ - Ummm, he works for Salesforce maybe?:
What do you think? Do you agree with my expert assessments?
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