Heidi & Spencer Run Back to The Hills… or Do They?
Posted by KAT in I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The HillsJune 3rd, 2009, 11:41 AM
THESE TWO ARE DRIVING ME BONKERS!
Another night, another episode of I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, another evening of Speidi craziness.
Last night’s episode was just about nuts as Monday’s, with The Hills gruesome twosome, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, stealing the show, as was to be expected.
The pair volunteered to represent their respective male/female teams on the next food challenge, which consisted of going into a pitch-black shack full of disgusting things - rats, snakes, spiders, eel goo, you name it - and collecting as many plastic stars as possible. The person with the most stars won their team a fish and watermelon dinner for the evening.
Heidi and Spencer each took their turns, with Spencer coming out victoriously with two stars. They made their way back to camp, and immediately announced that they would be heading home (for real this time, they swear!), they were done with the jungle. Or, as they aptly put it, they were ready to “run back to The Hills.”
But not after Spencer got baptized by Stephen Baldwin! Yeah, I’m not kidding. Spencer asked born-again Christian Baldwin to baptize him in a nearby river before his departure. Baldwin obliged, and Spence got dipped. Spencer’s getting really into this Christianity stuff; he even had a personal testimony to the power of prayer. Apparently, he prayed and prayed and prayed that he’d get to go on a double date with Miley Cyrus, and it came true! Proof that God exists!
You can’t make this stuff up!
In the end, we see the pair running off camp and hopping into a limo, on their way back home to Beverly Hills.
My favorite Spencer quotes from last night:
Spencer, about his fellow castmates:
“I feel like I’m an all-star player playing with a bunch of Bad News Bears”
Spencer, after being baptised by Stephen Baldwin:
“I really do feel like next level, powerful, clean.”
Spencer testimonializing about leaving the show, while Heidi compulsively sprays her hair with dry shampoo:
“I am a super celebrity. My wife is a super celebrity. Super celebrities don’t belong in the jungle, they belong in Hollywood with the paparazzi.
Spencer shouting out of the back of a limo, as him and Heidi leave the show:
“I don’t volunteer. I get paid!”
Brilliant. So are they out, or what? Some reports say Heidi’s sister Holly Montag and Stephen’s brother Daniel Baldwin would be replacing the pair; however, Us Weekly claims that the Heidi and Spencer we saw heading back home from the airport under black cloaks were actually decoys - Spencer’s sister Stephanie Pratt and friend Spenser - and that the pair would be remaining on the show
But what does Spencer himself say? From his official Twitter page:
The devil fooled speidi in to making an awful decision and we are praying to Jesus to get NBC to give us another shot to redeem
Oy! Publicity stunts galore! For the love of Blago, when will it end?
Yeah. I guess I’ll watch I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! again tonight.
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