Get Back Here, Heidi & Spencer!
Posted by KAT in I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, The HillsJune 4th, 2009, 11:40 AM
I’ve hit rock bottom, dear reader. Last night, I watched I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! AGAIN, for the third night in a row, with the intention of tuning in just long enough to see if Heidi and Spencer return.
“Just twenty minutes,” I told myself. “Then I’ll turn it off.”
It’s like when you go somewhere just because you think a special someone will show up. You’d heard they hung out there, after all. Well, Heidi and Spencer are my special someones and I’d heard they might stop by. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so many emotions at the same time.
Yeah, ended up watching the whole thing. Whatever. They showed up.
So here’s what went down. Yadda yadda yadda, Janice Dickinson and John Salley got in a huge fight, Janice has bronchitis, the cast had another food challenge.
Men vs. Women. Competing for a pork dinner. Each team member had to take a turn sticking their arm into a mystery hole to find a plastic star. Team with the most plastic stars wins. Easy, right? Trouble is, each mystery hole was filled with something creepy and crawly. We’re talking tarantulas (John Salley conquered his arachnophobia!), rats (Lou Diamond Phillips‘ arm was seriously gnawed on!), tanks full of fish (Patti Blagojevich rocked it, she’s used to slimy characters, BADUM-CH!), cow dung and earthworms (easy!). Guys win by a landslide.
Back at camp, we hear a surprise guest is on his/her way. Please oh please oh please let it be Heidi and/or Spencer! Nope. It’s Daniel Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin’s big bro, a new contestant! Stephen doesn’t seem all that pumped. I always knew those Baldwins hated each other. They all live in the shadow of Alec, for one.
So ANYWAYY, blah blah blah and YAY! Heidi and Spencer! Speidi have returned from The Hills! Myleene Klass interviews the duo, who explain that they wanted back in. The devil had apparently gotten to them and told them to get out of the jungle. That pesky devil! Spencer also plead insanity, and claimed he hadn’t expected to pass the psych test in the first place. He’s loco! Straight jacket this guy!
Oh man. I love these two and the ridiculous tricks they have up their sleeves.
Myleene explained the grounds for their return to I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! First, the pair had to spend the night in the pitch-black shack full of disgusting things from Tuesday’s episode - apparently called “The Lost Chamber.” Second, their camp mates had to vote and agree to bring them back on. Good luck with that one, chumps!
Flash to Damien Fahey, who’s at camp, ready to take a vote regarding Speidi’s fate. Janice Dickinson, John Salley, and Stephen Baldwin vote yes, everyone else no.
COME ON, people! You think this show’s gonna do anything for your bummer careers if no one watches? REALLY, Sanjaya?! You really have no desire to be relevant? BUZZKILL.
Eh. Speidi are back no matter what, though, am I right?
Totally not watching tonight. Seriously. Please, Jesus, help me free myself of my addiction!
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