Daisy of Love: Little Buddy Beatdown
Posted by KAT in Daisy of Love, Rock of Love 2June 7th, 2009, 07:59 PM
Last night, on Daisy of Love - which I’ve come to realize is my favorite TV show at the moment, no shame - the guys were pitted against one another in some serious combat: cage fighting. Luckily for them, Cage (an ACTUAL cage fighter) had excused himself from the show just one week prior, so they were spared some serious damage.
The fellas were split up by weight class to keep the fight fair. Here’s how it went:
Big Rig vs. 12 Pack: A trained fighter, B.R. easily annihilated his ab-ulous competitor, though 12 Pack put up a pretty decent fight.
Fox vs. Chi-Chi: Fox seemed to be doing okay… for the first 37 seconds, after which he gave up. He’s a hairdresser, he cuts hair!
Flex vs. 6 Gauge: Flex whooped 6 Gauge’s arse, to no one’s surprise. Seems the general consensus in the house is that 6 Gauge doesn’t really try at much of anything (including competing for Daisy’s love!).
Chi-Chi vs. Sinister: Chi-Chi pledges he’d never hit his “little buddy,” but after Sinister gets a few good punches in, the Cheechmeister gets him in a choke-hold (no clue if its actually called that btw) and wins the match. Suck it, little buddy!
In the end, Big Rig wins MVP and gets to go on a private date with Daisy, alone in a bubble bath. Homeboy gets in the tub and immediately rubs his face in between her breasts, which doesn’t weird her out at all. We can only assume people do that to her ALL the time.
But what DOES weird her out is when he tells her he’s falling for her and gives her a photo of his son. Our fair Daisy has got her priorities wrong, methinks.
Otherwise, good date. Before preparing for her next date - with Chi-Chi, Sinister, and Flex - Daisy goes outside to talk with 6 Gauge, on account of he’s been distant. He tells her about his days as a stripper, pretending to love the ladies outside of work to get their moneys. Daisy grimaces and tells him she loved stripping because she’s an entertainer, not for the money. “I’m not that desperate,” she tells him.
Value judgments from Daisy of Love?! LOVE IT.
Meanwhile, behind the scenes, Flex and 12 Pack team up to break up “the twins” - their nickname for BFFs/roomies Chi-Chi and Sinister. Flex starts going on and on about how if it were HIM in a competition for Daisy with his best friend, he’d kill him. You can tell these sneaky mind games are starting to work on Sinister, who’s starting to resent Chi-Chi.
Okay! So now we’re on our tattoo date and Chi-Chi continues kissing some serious butt and gets Daisy’s lips tattooed on his hip, which annoys Sinister, on account of he had thought up the idea like aaaages ago. Blah blah Sinister gets the word “sinister” on his wrist, Flex gets a touch-up, yada yada yada am I the only one who doesn’t give a shizz about tats?
Back at the farm, Fox gets a call from his brother, who tells him that his girlfriend had just found out he was on the show and they like, start speaking Pig Latin or something to confuse us viewers at home. Girlfriend?! Yup! Apparently Fox has been living with some babe until leaving for the show. Unclear as to whether or not he broke it off with her.
Stupid, stupid Fox confides in 12 Pack, who tells him to immediately tell Daisy, which he does. He really vaguely explains what’s going on, making his story hard to believe. Luckily for him, Daisy’s too lost in his smoldering good looks to really give a rat’s A. Besides, she basically did the same thing to Bret Michaels on Rock of Love 2, so she can’t really complain.
In the end Daisy decides to send 6 Gauge home, on account of she’s not really feelin’ it. Fox is super relieved and tells us folks watching at home, “Honesty is… awesome.” Well put, Fox.
What do you think, guys? I, personally, stand by my pick: Flex. Go home already, Fox!
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June 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
I personally stand by Chi Chi.
Why?
I’ve never seen her with a puppy. Maybe she wants one.
July 13th, 2009 at 9:42 am
ME TO HE IS SO SWEET AND SEXY TO… PLUS HE CAN DEFEND HER