Man oh man, Daisy of Love just keeps getting better and better. Last night’s episode had me convinced that DoL is the best reality series of all time. Admit it, you agree. Well done, VH1.
The episode started innocently enough. Daisy’s diary announced that Flex and Chi Chi would be going on a date that day. They hit the road and drive somewhere in the middle of the desert, where they’ll be off-roading for the day. Each dude takes his turn taking Daisy for a spin. Flex drives fast and crazy, which Daisy says turns her on (grody!). Chi Chi predictably drives at a conservative pace, so as not to scare Daisy. Snooze cruise - LITERALLY!
Then it’s Daisy’s turn to drive, and she ends up flipping the dune buggy! This is why we love her, am I right?
Now back at home, it’s 12 Pack / Dave and Sinister’s turn to hang with Daisy. She sits them down at dinner, where Sinister tries his hardest to act confident to woo Daisy. 12 Pack / Dave, on the other hand, makes some weird references to heartbreaker London, the hottie contestant who had bounced on Daisy weeks prior cuz of shizz getting too real. Daisy is visibly weirded out - but this doesn’t stop her from asking 12 Pack / Dave to join her up in her room for a nightcap.
Predictably, Sinister goes apeshizz over not being picked to make out and starts knocking over bunk beds and stuff. Lame!
Up at the door of Daisy’s room, Daisy and 12 Pack / Dave have to step across Chi Chi to get inside her room. He’s waiting to get some more time with her. Daisy politely tells him goodnight, and takes 12 Pack / Dave inside to smooch. Chi Chi then straight up decides to get a pillow and blanket set up at the foot of the door to wait for Daisy’s make out sesh to end so he can hang with her. What seem like hours pass and, after a while, he gives up. Oy. That man has got no self-respect.
The next morning, Riki Rachtman lets us in on a little secret: he’s been in touch with London! Apparently, our man London (my original pick for Daisy, might I add) decided leaving the show was a bad idea. He still has feelings for Daisy, and had only left in the first place on account of being too weirded out with the reality TV thing - understandable. Riki decides to let London come back to talk to Daisy - not because he thinks he’s the one for her, but because he sees that the situation needs some closure. Good man, that Riki.
So! London returns! And Daisy gets lost in his puppy dog eyes and agrees to consider letting him back into the house! She tells all the guys, who are NOT happy with the whole situation. Flex wonders why they don’t just bring back all 20 guys and just keep the cycle going. Sinister refers to London as a “local band douchebag.” Chi Chi doesn’t mind much and invites London to sleep in his room. Ugh.
Chi Chi then goes up to Daisy’s room to let him know he supports her and all her decisions and blah blah blah will this guy give it a rest already?
Elimination time! Daisy tells London that, even though he doesn’t deserve it, he gets a chain and will be staying to fight the good fight for her affection.
Next up, 12 Pack / Dave gets the first chain, then Flex. Then it’s time to decide between BFFs Chi Chi and Sinister. Daisy decides to give Chi Chi the boot, because she doesn’t want to ruin their friendship, and because she sees him as more of a good friend. Duh squared, am I right?
WOW! So still in the running, we’ve got 12 Pack / Dave, Flex, Sinister, and…. London! I think we can probs all stop watching now, cuz it’s…