Oinkredible! Swine Flu Mania Continues!Posted by KAT in The Colbert Report, The Hills
April 30th, 2009, 11:43 AM
Swine flu is SO HOT RIGHT NOW!
Even my favorite publicity whores, The Hills‘ Heidi and Spencer, have jumped on board with some trendy preventive measures of their own. They’re nothing if not always relevant:
To the left, Speidi honeymooning on the beaches of swine-infested Mexico.
Directly above, Speidi sneaking in a smooch on their way back into the states at LAX.
Stay safe, you two!
But on the serious tip, folks, we here at Square Eyes want everyone to stay safe and swine-free. On that note, I’ve decided to include a short educational video on swine flu prevention for everyone out there with questions:
|The Colbert Report||Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c|
|Enemy Swine: A Pigcalypse Now|
Ha. JK, that ain’t serious, that’s just Stephen Colbert joking around, last night on The Colbert Report. What’s with the Susan Boyle ref, btw? If that was a Susie slam, I’m NOT AMUSED.
But anyway. Swine flu is WAY cooler than anthrax and SARS put together, am I right? And small pox? PUH-lease! Not even in the running! Even the black plague pales in comparison! Every epidemic needs a good mascot, and there ain’t nothin’ cuter than a piglet sneezing.
Sorriez if you’ve got it, dudes! Feel better!