Is There a Real Ross & Rachel Baby in the Works?
Posted by KAT in FriendsApril 10th, 2009, 03:09 PM
Oh, WHAT? Now, this is just ridonkulous.
Fine. So no one told her life was gonna be this way. Her job’s a joke, she’s broke! Her love life’s D.O.A! And now, apparently Jennifer Aniston is going around telling everyone she wants to be artificially inseminated! Her biological clock is ticking and she’s got no man, after all. Jen must feel like her life is always stuck in second gear. Time for some invitro fertilization, I guess.
But that’s not even the ridonk part!
The ridonk part is, bummer Jen’s top candidate for baby daddy is none other than David Schwimmer, a.k.a. the Ross to her Rachel on Friends!
Life imitating art or whaeva. In case you missed the 789th season of Friends, Ross and Rachel had a baby together. Doi.
I realize this goss is from the National Enquirer, so it likely isn’t true, but COME ON! Would you really not believe that Jennifer Aniston lives in a fantasy world where she actually thinks she’s Rachel Green? She’s had a tough year, people. Some people need to retreat into a world of make-believe or whatevs to get by. They’re called actors.
Though I understand the logic behind bummer Jen’s sperm donor choice, I’m gonna have to put my two cents in anyway: Jen, will you PLEASE let Schwimmer’s tour end here and accept Bret Michaels’ all-access pass to his heart in order to continue rocking his world?
Yeah?
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