Catherine Zeta Jonesin’ For Susan Boyle
Posted by KAT in Britain's Got TalentApril 29th, 2009, 11:46 AM
Britain’s Got Talent superstar Susan Boyle continues to inspire! Most recently, rumor has it the singer, nicknamed “the hairy angel” by the U.K. press (wtf?!), might have her rags-to-riches story translated into both a book and a movie. Makes sense, I guess; people are fascinated by this Boyle babe.
Kinda confusing: Catherine Zeta-Jones supposedly wants to buy the rights to the Boyle biopic and play the phenomenon in the film. She was inspired by Boyle’s appearance on Britain’s Got Talent, and wants to be the one to portray her on the big screen.
Call me crazy, but I think I’d find Catherine Zeta-Jones hard to take seriously as a pleasantly plump 47-year-old unemployed woman whose never been kissed.
To be honest, I don’t buy Catherine Zeta-Jones in any role. How do you cast a babe that beautiful? She’s totally not believable as Michael Douglas’s wife, for one. She’ll likely have to play an actress (see: America’s Sweethearts) or like, Helen of Troy in every movie to convince me, cuz regular person she ain’t.
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