Babyface and Butterface Expecting Twins!
Posted by KAT in Sex and the CityApril 28th, 2009, 05:05 PM
Whoa! Following countless rumors that Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker and hubby Matthew Broderick were splitting up, the pair comes out with this instead. Or specifically, their publicist does. The statement:
“Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate.”
BOING! Babies?! TWINS?! Surrogate?! Wha?!
This really won’t help out the Broderick-is-gay/SJP-is-his-beard rumors, if you ask me. Yo Broderick, sorry you couldn’t muster up the energy to knock up ole butterface on your own!
And the divorce rumors? Hey SJP, nice last ditch effort to keep your babyfaced gay hubby locked down!
Jokes aside, I do wish the pair all the best, especially since they’ve got a cute li’l 6-year-old named James Wilkie at home, and they seem totes classy and smart in general.
However - twin girls? With that horseface and skeletal frame and those bug eyes and no-tooth smile, they’re gonna wind up with a bonafide pair of Olsen Twins. Grody!
Bueller?
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