The Donald Fires The Dennis on Celebrity Apprentice!
Posted by KAT in Celebrity ApprenticeMarch 30th, 2009, 03:01 PM
Oh, hum. Did you catch last night’s Celebrity Apprentice?
Yesterday’s episode followed teams KOTU and Athena as they ran Loews Regency hotel in Manhattan, acting as concierge, room service, and housekeeping for a bunch of bummed out people who probably wanted a nice vacation with peace and quiet and some quality service. Sheesh.
The dude’s team put Dennis Rodman in charge, who proceeded to get wasted and talk strip clubs with the hotel’s guests. Not surprisingly, Rodman was up on the chopping block in the boardroom, where the gang basically staged an intervention, accusing the Rodster of being an alcoholic. Which he didn’t deny.
The Donald fired him on the spot! Later, drunky! Drinks are on YOU!
Oy. So what you’re telling me, The Donald, is that you’re adding Dennis Rodman’s name to the FIRED list? A list that now also includes Andrew Dice Clay, Tom Green, Scott Hamilton, and a Deal or No Deal model? You’re gonna fire any hint of celebrity off your show and you expect me to keep watching?
Listen, Joan Rivers gets fired and we’re THROUGH. All of a sudden I’m s’posed to watch bunch of minor celebs with bad ideas trying to prove they’re good at a thing? I already watched that show the first time it was on, back when it was called The City.
BADUM-CHHHH!!!
Ugh. Whatever, guys. I don’t have time for this brand of malarky. Watch Week 5 of Season 8 of Celebrity Apprentice if you want to see what I’m talkin’ ’bout.

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