The Bachelor Takes it Back!

Posted by KAT in The Bachelor

March 3rd, 2009, 03:04 PM

Whoa.  I totally haven’t been watching this season of The Bachelor, but something tells me I should’ve been.  That something is all the online hullabaloo about what went down!  Way to make a girl feel left out, blogosphere.

So dig this.  From what I can tell, basically this douche Jason gave his rose/proposed to this chick named Melissa, then dated her for like 6 weeks, and then decided he should’ve picked the runner-up, Molly.  And THEN he dumped Melissa on the After the Rose special.  Peep this:

Zoinks!  I’m pretty sure this wasn’t the first time Melissa was hearing the news, cuz her how-could-you-do-this-to-me’s sounded a bit drained of emotion.  Omg this suuuuucks take it baaaaack haate youuUUUuuu Zzzzzzzzz…..

So then aaafter that, our Bachelor Jason goes on Jimmy Kimmel Live and ’splains himself:

Whatevs, right?  I could care less.  Though I just decided Jimmy Kimmel’s a fun guy.

I think it’s pretty awesome how good these Bachelor dudes are convincing us they like two girls romantically allllllmost the same, rather than just wanting to sleep with them both.  Makes for good TV.

I could see an upcoming season of The Bachelor being soooooo good that they all decide to live polygamously, with one main spouse and a smattering of secondary spouses.  Like on Big Love.  Or, you know, like Archie, Betty, and Veronica.

Heart you, reality TV!

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