The Bachelor Takes it Back!

Posted by KAT in The Bachelor

March 3rd, 2009, 03:04 PM

Whoa.  I totally haven’t been watching this season of The Bachelor, but something tells me I should’ve been.  That something is all the online hullabaloo about what went down!  Way to make a girl feel left out, blogosphere.

So dig this.  From what I can tell, basically this douche Jason gave his rose/proposed to this chick named Melissa, then dated her for like 6 weeks, and then decided he should’ve picked the runner-up, Molly.  And THEN he dumped Melissa on the After the Rose special.  Peep this:


Zoinks!  I’m pretty sure this wasn’t the first time Melissa was hearing the news, cuz her how-could-you-do-this-to-me’s sounded a bit drained of emotion.  Omg this suuuuucks take it baaaaack haate youuUUUuuu Zzzzzzzzz…..

So then aaafter that, our Bachelor Jason goes on Jimmy Kimmel Live and ’splains himself:

Whatevs, right?  I could care less.  Though I just decided Jimmy Kimmel’s a fun guy.

I think it’s pretty awesome how good these Bachelor dudes are convincing us they like two girls romantically allllllmost the same, rather than just wanting to sleep with them both.  Makes for good TV.

I could see an upcoming season of The Bachelor being soooooo good that they all decide to live polygamously, with one main spouse and a smattering of secondary spouses.  Like on Big Love.  Or, you know, like Archie, Betty, and Veronica.

Heart you, reality TV!

3 Responses to “The Bachelor Takes it Back!”

  1. funtricia gina Says:

    I have always said that men are not to be trusted. We were all feeling sorry for Jason for being dumped/rejected by Deanna and loved him cause he was oh so sensitive and he showed it by crying all the time. Turned out to be the biggest jerk of all

    I treat men the same way they treat us, I screw them and so should you!!!

    gina - http://www.funwithgina.com

  2. WillYouAcceptThisRose? Says:

    For not watching all season you’ve got the premise pretty buttoned up! Jason SUXX.

  3. Jani Prueitt Says:

    Jason is the total jerk. I counseled divorce/separated/widowed persons as well as troubled teens for over 20 year. Some of my male teens were arrogant and thought they were so “cool” at onset but they matured — what happened to you Jason? You are you still acting like one of my teens — thankfully most of these kids grew up to be successful. Jason is so full of himself, the crying BS, the national tv rejection of Melisa, how horrible was that? Molly is as dumb as he is as far as maturity goes. That poor little guy Ty is going to be really confused in more ways than one, he’s the one I am concerned about, not those two idiots, pay attention to your son Jason and quit worrying what “fits” in your pants!

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