Shorties Stampede at the Top Model Casting Call!
Posted by KAT in America's Next Top ModelMarch 16th, 2009, 11:20 AM
Holy shiatsu! Pandemonium at the America’s Next Top Model casting call in Manhattan Saturday!
Peep this exclusive video footage. Exclusive if you don’t know about the Internet. In any case, look:
Fierce! Not unlike a herd of cattle, yes?
Apparently, an overheated BMW with smoke pouring out of its hood pulled up near the mob and a few folks shouted “There’s a bomb!”, causing calamity. A hot lady stampede, if you will. Six were injured and three arrested, on charges of inciting to riot and disorderly conduct. Don’t shout fire in a crowded theater, dummies.
Incidentally, this was part of the shorty model casting call Tyra Banks announced not too long ago. To refresh your mem, this next season of America’s Next Top Model, cycle 13, is open to models 5′7″ and under only.
Daaang, sounds stressful! How’s a short lady s’posed to smile with her eyes with a bunch of trollops tumbling atop her? Le sigh.
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March 17th, 2009 at 2:15 am
Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha short women just dont handle things well………. Yeah Trya should have just stuck to the usual giants we are used to…. LOL those women came prepared no joke!! Ha this cycle seems will be drama!!!
March 18th, 2009 at 10:25 am
In my experience, short (a relative term) people have a chip on their shoulder. I only know how they feel when I’m around professional basketball players, since I’m 6′2″. Looking up at those guys is a little intimidating and I think the whole time that if a fight breaks out, I could still take out their knee caps. Since I’ve only spent about 1% of my life around that height of people, I’m not psychotic. I imagine, though, that having dominate/be dominated thoughts, whenever around taller people, would create a certain psychosis…. the cops didn’t seem to have a problem swinging some of them around, though!
March 18th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Ahh i was soo mad! Girls were there that were taller than 5′7, girls were cutting, being very immature and very rude. I jsut stood there not talking to anody because at the end of the night the true side of people come out and it wasnt pretty.