Project Runway’s Kenley Starts a Cat Fight
Posted by KAT in Project RunwayMarch 18th, 2009, 03:23 PM
You will not believe it, ev-ery-boooody! More exciting reality show news!
Season 5 Project Runway finalist Kenley Collins was arrested today after assaulting her fiance, Zak Penley, with their cat, a laptop computer, and three apples.
Sounds like that game where you list off what you’re taking to grandma’s house and each player adds another item to memorize. I’m going to grandma’s house and in my suitcase I’m bringing one cat, a laptop computer, three apples, and… crap, was it an over-worked 1950’s-style dress? Can’t rememb.
ANYWAY! Kenley’s been jailed! Arrested and charged with six crimes, including 2nd degree assault, 3rd degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree. The fashion police also put her on lock-down for being dressed to kill. JK, there is no fashion police.
After it happened, Kenley supposedly told fiance Zak “You’re lucky … it could’ve been a lot worse,” to which he replied “Auf wiedersehen, crazyface.” JK, he totes didn’t say that.
Make it work, people! There ain’t NOTHIN’ better than reality today.
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March 18th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
OMG. Kenley and her bangs suck.
March 19th, 2009 at 12:30 am
God, what an utter annoyance she is. She was lame on project runway, and as this article notes, she’s even lamer in real life. I mean, who throws a CAT?
March 19th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Abusing Heidi Klum is one thing… abusing A KITTY is another. Peel her skin off, inch by inch!