Ashley Can Has Cheeseburger?Posted by KAT in Rock of Love Bus
January 26th, 2009, 03:54 PM
Did everyone see yesterday’s Rock of Love Bus?
For me, the star of yesterday’s episode was Ashley, a.k.a Juliette Lewisface. Ashley gets crazy drunk, makes out with Farrah all sloppy-like to get male attention, then goes on a witch hunt to expose Beverly as a drummer-smoocher. Bret’s drummer, to be exact. Scandal!
But let me present to you my favorite scene of the episode:
Ashley talk-to-the-handing Beverly and requesting, no, DEMANDING a cheeseburger. With subtitles, no less! Homegirl is thisclose to getting a LOLAshley series if she isn’t careful.
And I absolutely loved her whaeva ‘tude as she stumbled around puking into trash cans. Whaeva I do what I want I live like a rock star whaeva she’s not here for Bret whaeva I want a cheeseburger so sophisticated whaeva I SAW YOU! whaeva if you wanna date a rock star you’d better get used to falling of the stage bitch whaeva! MAKING OUT! I want a cheeseburger!
Just drunk Ashley freestylin’, y’all.
Regardless of Beverly’s smooching and Ashley’s drunking, Brazillan babe Marcia was the one to leave the Rock of Love Bus this week. Her tequila/Doritos breath will surely be missed!