My Friend Lily Tells Me About Kitchen Nightmares
Posted by KAT in Kitchen NightmaresNovember 7th, 2008, 02:11 PM
me: you do anything last night?
Lily: naw. i got my work out on, then went home and watched Kitchen Nightmares and such.
dude, Chef Ramsay is the pimpest. You gotsta blog about that fool.
me: oh i keep hearing about him!
he’s just nuts?
yells at everyone?
Lily: he always acts like he’s done BAGloads of cocaine
me: hahahah
Lily: but like, he acsh super cares about cooking and whatnot
and it hurts him to see dirty conditions and passionless chefs
but he reacts by yelling, like all soulful people do
like last night, he went to NJ to help these two schmuck fatsos fix their restaurant
but their rest was soooo filthy he had to shut them down
but then he spent the next day totally redoing the place and checking out local produce and stuff
and he turned their dump into a pimp local produce hippie cafe and everyone was sooo stoked
he also made pork medallions with mustard sauce and a side of local produce apple bakes or something
to DIE for
also, i find him mildly attractive, don’t tell
me: dang, you’re making this sound amazing
no joke
wow
what channel is this on?
Lily: fox
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